How to kill
a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when
it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson .....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) | Teacher:make
a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Santa: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara
& she became Lara Lara...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka) |
1
khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.Jisko
roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
(From:ASHU - LUCKNOW)) | zindagi
me shaddi karna bahut zarruri hai.. puchoon kyun.. ? ? ? ? kyunki zindagi me khushiya
hi sab kuch nahin hoti
(From:ashish upadhyay - indore)) |
it
iz psycologically proved that all the fools & stupids, donkeys,monkeys,use thier
thumb to read messages. dont change your finger now its to late !
(From:asad - ) | koi
patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, are
BOMB ka jamana hai uda do sale ko.
(From:Pushpak - Pune)) |
Roses
r red but violets r blue...monkey like u should be kept in the zoo...dont get
angry ull find me there too...not with u but laughing at u...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)) | Hum
dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi
cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
(From:Prateek bansal - nahan(himachal)) |
|
|
Zara-Zara
kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... Illegal construction keh ke saale
Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) | twinkle
twinkle little star...u should know what u r...and once u know what u r...mental
hospital is not so far...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)) |
Mere
jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
(From:prateek bansal
- nahan(himachal)) | Arz
kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue
teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) |
Kya
hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo
apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge.
((From:kishan - raigarh)) | QAYAMAT
K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB
SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI AWAZ AAYI .............,
Supliment Plz
(From:Mirza
Imran Amjad) ) |
In
life every turn is uncertain,In the sea every wave is a danger... In a garden
every flower is a beauty,And in this world every person like u is a treasure....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) | dil
mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai
yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY
(From:Karan - bombai)) |
If
you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come
to me... If you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
(From:Chomparu - Maldives) | Ill
ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the que... Do ur parents
know that u r a mental patient???
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Suna
hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.
(From:Ram - nashik) | Haathi
nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon tumhari Patli Kamar par.
(From:Noor - )) |
Door
se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi... Paas
jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)) | Ladki
boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron
se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat
agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) |
Sincere
Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb
u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
(From:Raja
- Chennai) | Khud
ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur khuda tumse
puche.. Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)) |
Dream
makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beautiful,
smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
(From:Raja
- Chennai)) | Boy:
what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
(From:Raja
- Chennai) |
In
candle light dinner three sweet words for u....PAY THE BILL
(From:prachi - ) | Luk
at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets
n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U
(From:Raja
- Chennai)) |
EK
sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna
PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..
(From:Jerry - Ahmedabad)) | why
do monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ - thats your personal
matter!
(From:Mohammed
Abdul raffey - Aurangabad) |
S
SH SHA SHAR SHARM SHARM K SHARM KA SHARM KAR SHARM KARO !! SHARM KARO!! Kanjuso.1
msg to send kar dya karo sare din me
(From:kishan - raigarh) | I
read in d newsppr dat sendin msgs 2 frnds causes radiation dat cause cancer. So,aaj
se band! I hv decided 2 stop. . . .> reading newspaper Yaar?
(From:kishan - raigarh) |
shaadi
karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ................................................................Thodi
der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata
(From:pakhi - gujarat)) | KABHI
AARMAAN DIL MEIN MAT RAKHNA, JAB YAAD HUMARI AAYE TO MILNE KI DOOWA KARNA, AUR
NKUCH BHI KARNA SAKO TO BUS YUNHI KHUDA KO PERESHAN KARNA
(From:PALLAV - BARODA) |
MURGI
USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI ...ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD
BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA...AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE...???
BOLO BOLO.... ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE ..... BOLO BOLO... BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH
BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI....
(From:BHAVIN SHAH - SURAT) | I
have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its kinda hard for me to 4getU.Every
time u appear in my Dreamz,nI find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !!!
(From:pal:love
- Raipur)) |
YOU
are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble E - Everywhere
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) | I
mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed
WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again
!!!
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER
- GWALIOR) |
Newtons
law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE
CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER... | Basanti:
Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni
padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
(From:ketan - surat)) |
When
words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails... To kya?
Samajh le Tapak gaya!
(From: Amita Jain,
Kota, Rajasthan) | Earth
may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may
stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! |
| Jo sagar ne
kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main
tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de** | U
r very special 4 me... U should b safe always... U should b safe my dear... I
cant b wid u all time.... so pls b careful wenever u jump from tree 2 tree...
(From: Nitin, Mumbai) |
| |
| U
R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100%
stupid to believe these words... | It
takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a Country,
BUT just ONE man 2 make a Happy HOME!
Lets thaNks to Our Ramu. |
| Press
down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time
again don't u have any job? ... | Good
Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep
Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai... |
DHANIA
RS 3 MIRCHI RS 4 AALOO RS 5 TEENDA RS 6 TOMATO RS 10 PALAK RS 15 YAH SUB TO MENGHA
HAI PAR SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN NAHIN ????
(From:MOHAMMAD TAQUEER - )) | Dosti
ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge, fir...............................
rickshaw Kar lenge.
(From:Pravin
Agrawal - Hyderabad)) |
Punam
ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai
ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!
(From:ehuzefa
- jalgaon))
| Our
friendship has come a long way. When u laugh, i laughed.When u cry, i cried &
when u jump down the window,i will go to the window. Look down & laugh again.......
ha ha ha
(From:JUI -
Bangladesh) |
Dont
sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, coz my
doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS
(From:gauri - mumbai) | jah
dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat
vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena.
(From:Dr. Prashant Surjuse -Nagpur)) |
We
will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO
BRAIN found...!
(From:Faizan
Jahangir) | Are
O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi!
Haak thu Dhikkar hai. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli kha DiCHOUN.
(From:anamika
- pune)) |
Laadein has
needs 500 dogs to attack on USA 499 are reached message milta he chale aana
(From:ehuzefa - jalgaon) | Roses
are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.
(From:Faizan Jahangir ) |
one
day a judge ask the thief in the court are you not a shame to come to the court
al most eery month the theif said you should be shamed sir you come here everyday
(From:nadeem - Hyderabad) | One
day a man caught a pickpocket redhaned and ask the pickpockter, are you not a
shame to pick my pocket , The pickpockter said you should be shamed is you dont
have even a rupee in your pocket.
(From:nadeem - Hyderabad) |
Prayer
of Bachelors: Radhe Radhe... Kudi Fasade! Hare Murari... Howe Kunwari! jai Hanuman
Di... Howe Mere Haan Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa... Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!
(From:mahesh - kolhapur) | A
Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl makes
him Stupid in 2 minutes.
(From:za slaeemi) |
2
live a life v need brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perception,n mental
qualification.....hats off to u,for managing without them!!!
(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad) | palkon
pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,aasani se nahi mile
ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!!
(From:ehuzefa - Jalgaon)) |
Dil
cheez hai kya jana, yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le mat lena, kyonki abhi meri
biwi kunwari hai.
(From:Deepak
- Delhi) | ur
SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,ur VOICE to a CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE to a CHILD.but
in STUPIDITY u hv no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!!
(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad) |
Raman
or chaman railway platform per train pakarne ke liye kara tha ki announs huwa
rajdhani exp platfrom no one per aa rahi hai raman jatpat se railway patri par
aa gaya chaman ne pucha bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare jaoge to raman bola tune
suna nahi train platform per aa rahi hai.
(From:Om Krishna Thakur - Jamtara, Jharkhand) | Imraan
Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE
Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne UskeAKSARKhwaab
Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG
Me JAWANI DIWANI Hai.
(From:Bhavesh D.Dadaga - Patidar Hostel,Bhuj-Kutch) |
gul
gaye gul ke patte reh gaye , saare shayer mar gaye tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye.
(From:ali - india) | kabhi
kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai, Aaj apni bivi ko
jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
(From:Atul - ) |
Roses
are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
(From:afshan - khi) | Sardar
ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel
ka dalwaya tha, tho phir Network Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai!!??
(From:Jyoti - Mumbai)) |
what
is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have
dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details...
(From:afshan,khi) | Hey
friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness
there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
(From:afshan - khi) |
HAR
KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON
KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..
(From:vicky - surat)) | Someday
u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing
u will never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u dont have!
(From:afshan,khi) |
chand
par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi, tum lakh chupao
mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi.
(From:shafic - purna) | share
sunata hoo... jara goor say soniya mujhe sher nahee aata kisi aur say soniya
(From:shirish - jalgaon) |
|
|
I
am getting married mext week. there wil be a small party and only few people will
be invited. dontbring any gift just bring someone to marry me !!!!!!!!!!
(From:prity - Amsterddam) | Jindagi
me agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe chad jao, shirshasan karo, apni ek tasvir
khichwao aur duniya ko woh tasvir ulti karke dikhao then u r great
(From:Hemantkumar Khandelwal - Dhule) |
A
guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses wife instead: Im afraid
he died last week. she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks
for the boss. I told you the wife replies, he died last week.
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time
the wife is getting upset and shouts: IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND,
YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING? Coz . . . he replied
laughing, I just love hearing it. . . .
(From:Afshan ) | wat
did computer think wen u sit front of it?he think that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT OUTSIDE.
(From:Afshan) |
Pehla
Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara aur ager tum
ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay
ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari. Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu
du.
(From:Afshan )
| SURD: Excuse
me sir, what time is it? MAN: Its 3:15. SURD: (puzzled look on
his face) You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question
all day, and each time I get a different answer.
(From:Afshan ) |
JOKE
- Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo Kallu 7 th mein padh raha hai. Billu 5th
mein padh raha hai aur Ulloo SMS padh raha hai.
(From:shyam j. sugandhi - udgir) | NEEND
ATI HAI RATOO MAI,KUWAB MAI EK LADKI AATI HAI.PHIR LADKI KE PICHE USKA BAAP AATA
HAI ,PHIR NA NEEND AATI HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI
(From:aarti - jtc) |
Naari
ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari...
Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)) | ARZ
HAI..JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR KEHTE HAI;GAUR FARMAYIGA. JO DIL ME DARD DE
USE DILDAR OR; JO SAR ME DARD DE USE SARDAR KEHTE HAI
(From:VASCO - INDIA) |
tum
meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah jaise
lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho.**
(From:sachin - jtc) | Us
ne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali.... Woh mujhse
aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri behan fasaali....
(From:ehuzefa (jalgaon)) |
what
a chicken will say when its been coocked with green chilli- hum pe kisine
hara rang dala.......maar dala.......maar dala
(From:tuhindra bhattacharya - kolkata) | Santa
went to ATM. Banta told i saw ur password. Banta : It is **** Santa : Ha.Ha. ur
wrong it is 6578. Bolo Tara rara.....
(From:sona - mumbai) |
Wife:
Honey what ru looking4? Husband: Nothing;
Wife: Nothing? u've been reading
our marriage certificate 4an hour? Husband: I was just looking 4d expiry date!
( From : Drb ) | If
engineers start making films, the names will be: current ho na ho, jaanam supplykaro,
aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C, Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse lagaya
to darna kya, engineer no.1, engineering koi khel nahi, input wale output le jayenge,
Maine engineering kyu kiya..!! |
msg:Internet
te kudi fasaeeeee, internet te ho gaye sagaayee, internet te divorse ho gaya,
isi bahane COMPUTER ka course ho gaya...
(From:Mohammad Sadaf - 71 Vijaynagar Chhaoni)) | When
i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy
you were there. Now i have understood ji sare fasad ki jad tu hai..
(From : Jeetu) |
AFTER FINISHING
MBBS, Dr Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes. tongue & ears
by torch and Finally Said BOLE TO TORCH BILKUL THEEK HAY HAAN
(From: SIM ) | ek
aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,sharma ke hritik
ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch
kahena tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek
se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai
(From:yuvraj - jalgaon) |
jab
kuda ne tumhai banaya ho ga, ek saror sa us ka dil pe chaya hoga. pahle socha
hoga jannat main rakhoon. phir us ko ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga...
(From:waqaar - kuwait)) | Aur
bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane
ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main Ek tere
aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad
(From:Shayar - Nashik) |
LADKA-Tute
hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi... LADKI-Tuti hui chappal
se maar khayega,ya chappal tutne tak maar khayega...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)) | Jab
hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta
hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)) |
dil
dena kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko yeh dil koi eid ka shirkhurma nahi ki bato
har ek ko
(From:ehuzefa
Jalgaon) | wat
do I do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz, Attractive,Terrific, Cute...I Stare,I
smile n when I get tired..I put down da mirror!
(From:Halima - Australia) |
Susti
bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi, uth kar sabke saamne aate kyo nahi, msg bhi tumhara
smell marta hai, thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi...
(From:ZOORASH ) | Ram
ne Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi, Aur Radha Bhag ke
chali Aayi. Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap ko Le Aayi.**
(From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli) |
tumko
dekha too.... tumkodekha to...... tumkodekha to yeh khayal aya .....pagaloon ki
stock main naya maal aya ..!!!!!!!
(From:mash - ) | makan
malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga! kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me
bahut chuhe daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me kya bipasha basu nachegi?
(From:Pranjali - Pune) |
|
|
Gulaab
ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi
mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) | interviewer:
where r u born Sardarji: punjab Interviewer : which part? Sardarji : kya which
part whole body was born in punjab
(From:Nilay kothari - Ahmedabad)) |
Prem
to humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi, Taj Mahal to humein bhi banana
tha par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.
(From:Nikunj Gajjar - Ahmedabad) | Tumhe
Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana
Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!
(From:Yogesh J. - Poona) |
terrorists
have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they
will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
(From:munira - ) | Aaj
kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi
hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) |
Ai
mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki....
Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN.....
(From:Rishi - guwahati)) | U
r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. It is Devided in two parts... LEFT
& RIGHT In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... & In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT.
(From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon)) |
Thought
4 de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, Some1 changes d Lock...!!!
(From: - Surat) | khidakise
dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, raste pe jakar
dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha
(From:neal - pune) |
husn
walon me mohabbat ki kami hoti hai,, Aur chahne walon ki taqdir buri hoti hai,,
Yehi to hasinon ki aadat buri hai,, Mohabbat hai dil main baghal me churi hai
(From:zafar - faizan)) | Girlfriend
Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh
K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend
Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
(From: - Surat) |
When
i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend
like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
(From:patel_sagar - rajkot) | Shaam
hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri
yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
(From:patel_sagar - rajkot) |
kabhi
hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye, chahe kitni bhi
thand pade hafte me ek baar to nahana chahiye
(From:surendra bhilwal - beawar(rajasthan)) | Be
Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !! Arey Arey .. ... ... Ye Mein Nahi Keh
Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO Se Monkey Ki Faryad Hai .. HaHaHa
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) |
hamari
tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa laga kya mal hai
is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai par kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal hai
(From:asif - baroda) | A
SARDAR WENT 2 RADIO SHOP AND START SHOUTING KAMINO MAINE PHILIPS KA RADIO
MAANGA THA AUR ISKO ON KIYA TO YEH BOLTA HAI YEH ALL INDIA RADIO HAI...
(From:surendrta bhilwal - beawar rajasthan)) |
Pyaar
karo to Ek se Karo, Ho sake to kisis nek se karo, Jab tak na mile Saccha Dildar,
Kam se KAm Try to har Ek par Karo...!
(From: 0 - Surat) | jo
ek baar tu haan karde, main char paanch aur patadoonge, tum ko main pehli kahoon
aur sab ko kahoon aaqri.
(From:omer quadri - K.B.Hyderabad) |
Woh
gori Hai uski zulf hai kaali,Woh Pari hai ya Pariyon ki rani.... Uski Har baat
hai nirali,Par kya kare yaar woh Ladki kisi aur ne pata li....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P) | Ishara
to madad ka kar raha tha doobne wala.... Magar yara sahil ne usse Salaam-e-Alwida
samjha....
(From:Vivek
Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.) |
Haath
mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh... Warna..Aa baith ke do peg whiskey
maar aur Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh...
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.) | Kabhi
honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye... Jab 7 din
mein bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye...
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India)) |
Na
o inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,kambakt mere hi sapno me aake mere dost
se pyr karti hai
(From:Rahul
- Mumbai) | I
l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love you the best. I
love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals
(From:Afzal Ahmed - Gurgaon) |
ABHI
TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI
DETHA.
(From:SAMREEN
- hyderabad) | PATTE
GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI
HAI DARIYA NAHI,DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI
(From:SAMREEN - HYDERABAD) |
Batoun
mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai, Yeh chehray par
jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder hai nada Jawani nahi hai.
(From: - Surat) | apki
yaad mein yeh dil tadapta raha ,apki ek jhalak ko yeh dil machalta raha, pheche
mudkar dekha toh ALLOUT chalu tha..
(From:sufian - hyderabad) |
Bazu-o-mein
dum rakhta hoon, Dil mein gum rakhta hoon, pata tha aapka SMS aayega, Is liye
DISPRIN sang rakhta hoon
(From: - Surat) | College
ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai, Nitis
ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.....
(From:Huzefa Ezzy jalgaon) |
One
day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give
me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
(From:Rakesh Lalwani - Ulhasnagar) | Hum
Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ... Ghanti
Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge
(From:Manish - guwahati) |
|
|
Teri
yaad mein main raat bhar peeta rahaa....fefde phat kar bahar aagye...main din
bhar seeta rahaa
(From:ashish
negi - Delhi) | Humne
bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi
main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey
kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
(From:sagar - rajkot) |
Rokdo
mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aagaihai, piche mudke dekho saalo daruki dukaan aagai
hai
(From:Huzefa Ezzy
- Jalgaon) | Andheri
sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala asmaan, rat hogai soja shaitan..
(From:Irfan Shaikh - Jalgaon) |
Dream
makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful,
smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
(From:ihsan mobile num - ) | A
Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party. Hi I am a Sardar.
This is my sardarni . He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana) |
Ladkiyon
ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI
MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | Mein
Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob
Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe) |
Khyaal
ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti hai...Tere
bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas galiwali Jamadarni udas rehti hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow .) | Pyar
Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad Karna A-Azadi Khona R-Rote rehna ki phone kab ayega..
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow ) |
Chaand
ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mere paas bhi
SMS padhnewala langoor hai...hi!hi!hi!....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | Chaand
raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay
Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa
gaya..............
(From:Vivek
Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Aap
kya jano hum kitna yad karthe hei. maano ya na mano har pal fariyaad karthe hei.
roj kat likte hei cartoon network ko aap hi ko dikane ki maang karte hei
(From:trishita - andhra pradesh) | wafa
tumme hai, to bewafa hum bhi nahi haya tumme hai, to behaya hum bhi nahi pyar
ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai, par jaate-jaate sunte
jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin.............
(From:kimi - canada) |
Sardar
jee visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the chinese friend just saidchin
yu yan and dies. Sardar jee went china to fine the meaningof friends last
words. U kanow wht it was????? U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE
(From:sidra - ) | Star
+ Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U +
Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
(From: - Surat) |
Durakht
ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman
E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar
- Pune) | Gunghat
Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
Meri
yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay raho,Muskratay,Khilkhilatay raho....Mujhe
kya log tumhein Pagal kahen gay...
(From:Sundeep - Sindh) | Dil
k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe
kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
(From:Vishal Lindevkar - Pune) |
Recent
News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh
sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) | Suraj
se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari
duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
(From:SACHIN Dawande - PUNE)) |
Mistakes
are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For
example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) | tuhaar
chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe)
|
A
magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change
in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana) | mein
ne use chaha had se jyada usne mujhe bandha rakhi ka dhaga
(From:ashish - mp) |
If
ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill
come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from....
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow) | When
i fall i need ur hand 2 hold me, when i win i need ur hand 2 pat me, when i lose
i need ur hand 2 console me, In short.... YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE, THAKUR!
(From:Rajan - Gurgaon) |
Winter
comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will
not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) | Aapki
smile ne sara jahan hila diya,Aapki smile na sara jahan hila diya...Coma sa jage
mariz ko dara ko phir se sula diya....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Kitne
haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.... Aankhon mein chashma
lagana hi kafi nahi,Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) | Tum
hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat
pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai
tum nahi ho!!!
(From:Vishal
Lingdevkar - Pune) |
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|
Count
many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ....Are Mamu subah
ho gayi..Aaaila ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )) | Bhagwan
ke naam pe 1 patni dede... Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede... Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay
badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)
|
| Pyar
na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe
tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega.... | Baithe
tere khayalon mein,Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur
likha yeh paigam...Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Keep
in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20
21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.
(From:Talha Siddiqui - ) | Twinkle-Twinkle
lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in
the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call me up and say HI
(From:anand - pune) |
Our
Dosti is Like PHILIPS-Pyara Sa Bandhan & Relationshipis like FEVICOL-Majboot
Jod,& Our Love is Like BADA Thums UP-Sala Khatam Hi Nahi Hota....
.....
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow ) | When
I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said
...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
3
tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop
it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .
(From:Imran Sultan - , ) | Fill
in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best
of all Reply is a must...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Mere
Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai ki bahut saare SMS chadane
padege So please donate much more SMS,Its in ICU...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | Do
U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats
why boys go to college regularly....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
teri
mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bhar aata hai.... Sochta hoo bijli katwa
doo,kambhakt bill bahut aata hai....
(From:kuldeep kumayu - indore) | If
any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!Then ..dont take tension..bcoz full
form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...so just go ahead....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Manzil
ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do
& jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.
| Jab
tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful Beautiful.”jab tum door
jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!
|
Who
said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have
brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | AGAR
APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI, SMART HAI, CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE…SAAP
PALIYE..SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.
|
Take
a bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirror... U
know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoor...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | 12
Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali mein 12ve cinema hall
mein kaunsi film dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Maine
Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi
Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....
(From:Vivek
Manchanda - Lucknow) | Macchar
ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha
(From:ashish )
|
Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower
all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U bcoz Gobhi
ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) | Jaise
lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise
hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Aapke
hi charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.Ye koi
chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow) | Khuda
kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen. Rakhi ko teri
girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow ) |
Majnu
ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila
ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | Life
is difficult,Full of trials,Pain & Sorrow.But if U fall down,Just stand up
straight Be confident & ask...abbe dhakka kisne maara be....
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow) |
If
ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think
its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | Ek
aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.Dil to karta hai
ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
A
begger came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de baba.I replied :- Mere paas
paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg padnewale ko le ja.Begger:- Maine bheek maangi thi
bhikhai nahi...
(From:Vivek
Manchanda - Lucknow ) | Mujh
mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple Woh mere ghar
nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Yaad
hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron se
nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) | larste
huai haaton see usne meri kaliyon ko u chuwa !,mano uski har saas keh rahi hoo
bhai saahab time kya hua
(From:bhushan - nagpur) |
|
|
Last
night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I have a friend Like
U ...he smiled & said,Beta! Yeh sab Pichle Janam Ke paap hain.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) | woo
bhi kia din thye jab lagtey thye hasino kae gallye, ye baat tub ki ha jab hum
thye doo baras kae..
(From:Alijat - Rawalpindi) |
Khat
likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi
mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.
| Safar
lamba hai dost banate rahiye ,Dil mile na mile haath badate rahiye.Taj na banaiye
costly padega Har taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
|
har khushi koe
teri taraf moor doon.tery leye chand tarey tak toor doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery
ley khol doon..itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon
(From:shumaila
- khi) | Muskurajat
tumhi se milit hai, dard ki rahat tumhi se milti hai, roothna kabhi mat humse
ye jaanam, humhe jene ki chahat tumhi se milti hai
(From:Sonal - New Delhi) |
| Sitaron
ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga, uus jahan ke sare
hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..
(From:Smruuti - Cuttack) |
Jab jab ghire
badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri
yaad ayi, ab nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
(From:Jyoti - Chembur) |
| Janaza
agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena,
Hath uthe agar dua k liye
to Chehre se kafan hata dena,
Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena
:-)
(From: Shayar, Jalgaon) |
Ghunghat nein
tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka
tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti
ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...
(From:
Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
|
Jawani ke din
chamkile ho gaye
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhar karne me thode
dhile ho gaye
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE.
(From:
kishan - jaipur) | Darde
dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
(From:
Abdul Qadeer - Hyderabad) |
|
Industrian sari
mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad
bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
(From:
Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) | Jisko
dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil
ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.
(From: Vivek
Manchanda - Lucknow) |
| Khat
likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon
se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.
(From: Bhushu - kalyan) |
Botal chhupa do
kafan mein, kabar mein piya karunga,
jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke
diya karunga
(From: Bhushu - Kalyan) |
| tusi
bade hi great ho mantri ka hat ho ,kirno ki tarah bright ho ,rasgule ki plate
ho jo bhi ho mere favourite ho
(From: vikash
sureka - cuttack) | Ek
ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mob mein kuch karti
thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
(From: Sufi - bhilai) |
| Gul
gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye, saare shayar mar gaye padhne wale rah
gaye
(From: Rajat - New Delhi) |
Din mein diya
jalane se kya,
Raat mein diya bujhane se kya,
e shahjahan tujhe mumtaz
nahi mil sakti,
Kabr par taj mahal banane se kya.
(From:
l vamshi) |
| Khud
ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland
itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".
(From:
Sayyed Azeem) | Chand
par kaali ghata chati to hogi, sitaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chupao
duniya se , magar akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.
(From:
Anupam Tewari) |
| tum
aa gaye ho , noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen |
Gum woh cheez
hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hai. |
| Maine
tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,tune kisi kabhijawabnahi diya;kahintere dil mein raddi
ki tokri to nahi? | Woh
chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba
lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee. |
| Jee
karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree nili
nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash ! | Yeh
aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? So? What's the big
deal? |
| lal
diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib
ne yahan likhana mana hai. | TERI
JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA
LE TO SAVERA HO JAI. |
| woh
sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage
badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe,
voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par
thi | Main
hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti
hai wahan wah! wah! wah! wah! |
|
|
| Bakari
chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko pani
mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee wah! wah! wah! wah! |
Maine tujhse pyar
kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta wah! wah! wah! wah! |
| Bewafa
sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati
hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
This is the Very special. Before Marriage Takdir
hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti
| ladka
bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to
jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina
ka baap hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad! |
| After
Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin
mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!! |
Apple Kat ta hoon
knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife
se. |
| Maine
tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha
ke chal diye | Bolaa
dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
|
| Kamaata
nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon
| Gul
gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye
bachchon waali |
| Chandni
raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera
dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya |
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya |
| Patharr
kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh
maar do | Katchi
Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna
|
| Industrian
sari mere yaar khaa gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye Marne Ke baad
bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye |
(you will enjoy
this one if you remember the "Soldier" movie's title song) Soldier Soldier.....pressure
cooker khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya |
|
Kutta ban gaya
hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow |
Aandhi aati hai,
tufaaan chale jaate hain Yaade rah jaati hai, insaan chale jaate hain |
| Yusuf
ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha
hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar
dekha hai | Tairna
Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare
main Kya Rakha Hai (another version) |
|
Terna hai to beach
me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya
rakha hai. | Janaza
Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza
Nikla |
| Maine
tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar Tere Baap ne mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh
kar | Teri
Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject Kiya, Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya. |
| Yeh
zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe Jin
hon ne kutre tere baaal | Woh
jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai
tab uthaa leta hoon |
| Dil
hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal
?? | Sheeshi
bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko
chor doon |
| Teri
julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega. |
Tere ishk me janam
kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya. |
| Chaand
ki raton mei sara jahaan sota hai, Lekin teri yaadon mei koi badnasib rota hai.
| Phool
Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate
Hain, Yaade to dil me rehti hai, Dost mil kar bichad Jate Hain! |
| Aasman
se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra. |
Na jina mila na
marna mila, Mila to teri yaad me tarapna mila. |
|
Dil Diya to, jaan
bhi de dena, Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena. |
Khile hai gul
yaha, khilke bikherne ko, Milte hai dil yaha, milke bicharne ko. |
| Dilme
yaado ki tarha, aankhon me aansu ki tarha, Tum mere paas ho, phoolo me khushbu
ki tarha. | Khuda
kisiko kisiki Muhabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare.
|
| Apnon
ne maara hai humko Gairon mein kahan tha dum Kashti bhi apni to doohi paani jahan
tha kam. | Na
teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hum... Teri sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar
hue hum... Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen
ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay. |
|
Chupa chupake
raat din aansu bahaana yaad hai, Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, Wo Zamaanaa yaad hai.
| Jinki
yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah. |
| Humne
kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki, Na Jaana Kaha se seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd
par add jaane ki. | Shaam
Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne
Ke Liye |
| Yeh
Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi |
In Hi Patharon
Pe Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To Aao Hamaare Ghar Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan Nahi |
| Kafas
Udas Hai yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To Kaho Kahin To Behr-E-Khuda Aaaj Zikr-E-Yaar Chale |
Jo Saaz Se Nikli
Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai
|
| Aaa
Sikander-E-Hunar Aaazmayain Tu Teer Aaazmaaa, Hum Jigar Aaazmayain |
Satchaye Chup
Nahi Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se |
| |
| Tu
Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai Jahan Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai
| In
Main Moti Hai Ke Pathar, Kise Khabar Dil To Samundaron Se Bhi Gahra Hai Dosto |
| Zindagi
ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka shehed Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehmoob uski sarhad |
Raste Main Gire
Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi
|
| Yeh
hawa ka koi jhonka nahi Teri yaadon ka ek samundar hai |
Mujhe bhulna bhi
chaho to bhula na sako ge Main to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah
|
| Tum
badle, jahan badla, badli nazar zamane ki Yeh Aansu char baqi rah gaye, nishani
dil lagane ki | Nahin
lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene
waala |
| Teri
aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho Lo raah main takra gaye, allah khair ho |
Galat nahi ke
zamane main lajawaab hain hum Samajh sake na koi, woh kitaab hai hum |
| Dhoondhta
Phirta Hoon Main Logon Main Shabahat Uski Ke Woh Khwabon Main Bhi Lagti Hai Khyalon
Jaisi | Ek
Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi
|
| Tere
Aazad Bande Ki, Na Yeh Duniya Na Woh Duniya Yahan Jeene Ki Pabandi, Wahan Marne
Ki Pabandi | Pyar
main jadoo bhi kya maza hai Lagta hai ke ek khubsurat saza hai |
| Tu
Aatish-E-Dozakh Se Darata Hai Jin hain Woh Aag Ko Pee Jate Hain Paani Kar Ke |
Tapish Suraj Ki
Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko
Parta Hai |
| Mujh
Se Mut Pouch, Mere Dil Ki Kahani O Hum-Dum Is Main Kuch Parda-Nashinon Ke Bhi
Naam Aate Hain | Jab
Kishti Sabit Salim Thee, Sahil Ki Tamanna Kis Ko Thi Ab Aise Shikasta Kishti Main
Sahil Ki Tamanna Kaun Karey |
|
Mausam Hai Mausam,
Khushbu Aapke Zulfon Ka Naam Mausam-E-Gul Hai, Aapke Baag Main Aa Jaane Ka Naam
| In
Udaas Muskurahaton Ke Peeche, Ghum Ke Railay Hain Ab Tumhain Kya Batayain, Ke
Tum Bin Kitne Akele Hain |
| Mujhe
Is Baaat Ka Ghum Nahi Kay Badal Gayaa Zamaana Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho, Kahin
Tum Na Badal Jaana | Tasalli
Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do Tumhe Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte
Hain |
| Zaruri
To Nahi, Ke Batayain Labon Se Dastaan Apni Zabaan Ek Aur Bhi Hoti Hai Izhaar Ki
| Phool
Khilna Chahta Hai, Kali Khilne Nahin Deti Dil Milnaa Chahtaa Hai, Kismat Milne
Nahin Deti |
| Jo
Aala Zarf Hotey Hain, Woh Sar Kham Hi Rakhtey Hain Suraahi Khud Nagoon Ho Kar
Bhara Karti Hai Paimaney | Maana
ke aapke nazaron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jakar puchiye jin-hain hasil
nahi hain hum |
| Manzil
ko paane ke liye Saahil ko paar karna parta hai Mohabbat karne ke liye dil-o-jaan
qurban karna parta hai... | Duniya
bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali...
|
| Aadi
bana kar lazzat-e-aazaar ne mujhey Gham ki khalish ko dil ki tamanna bana diya
| Khuda
kisi ko kis par fidaa na kare, Agar kare to Qyamat tak judaa na kare |
| Haath
deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam , Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar
hai | Mujh
se achhe to hai.n teri rah ke pathhar sanam, Roz dikhati ho jinhe aate huye jaate
huye |
| Huwi
hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman
se dil laga bethay | Jinki
yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah. |
| Galat
nahin key zamaney mein la jawaab hain hum Samajh sakey na koi woh kitaab hain
hum | Dil
mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan
nahi |
| Na
tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay Magar kya karain apni rahain juda hain |
Mohabbat kar ke
dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana hai Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai
|
| Hai
kuch baat mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi Kis bout ko de diya dil, kyon bout se ban
gaye ho | Maana
ke aapke nazron main kuch nahin hain hum Magar unse jaakar poochiye .. jinhe haasil
nahin hain hum |
|
|
| Nahin
lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene
waala | |
