Ek
bar Lalu Rabri Devi se I Love You Bole Aur gir pade Phir I love
you bole Phir Gir pade Phir I love you bole Phir Gir pade Phir
I love you bole Phir Gir pade Rabri: Ei Ka Ho raha hai Ji???
Lalu: Dikhta Nhi ka I m falling in Love
(From:neeraj - jamshedpur) |
ek
bar mayawati came to lalu with a goat Lalu: e bhaisiya ko kahan
lete aa rahi ho Mayawati: dikhta nhi ka ei bhaisiya nhi gotwa
hai Lalu: Hum tumse nhi gotwa se puch raha hun
(From:neeraj - jamshedpur)
|
sardar
UNIVERSITY ke toilet me gaya...jub andar ja kar seat par beitha
to samne likha tha...AGAR ITNA ZOR PADHAI MAIN LAGATA TO FIRST
AATA
(From:MOHD. SAJID SAIFI - DELHI)
|
aik
machchar ko murghi se pyar ho gaya machchar ne murghi ko kiss
kiya to murghi malariya se mar gayi aur machchar birdflu se mar
gaya isay kehte hain sachcha pyaar.
(From:zaheer - karachi) |
Kehte
hai pyar main neendh urr jati hai....Kehte hai pyar main neendh
urr jati hai....Koi yaar humse bhe to pyar karain ..Aajkal neendh
bahut aati hai
(From:Gaurav Malhotra - USA ( Cali4nia
)) |
Gangulys
Son:- Yeh Kya, DADDY SIXER Per SIXER MAARE Jaa Rahe Hain..? Gangulys
Wife:- Arey beta, yeh toh ADVERTISEMENT Hai.....!!..
(From:Gaurav Malhotra - USA) |
Sardar:
O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break
fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate
hai.
(From:WASAY - NIZAMABAD |
Aaj
dur sa hi koi saalam kar gaya, apni zindegi girvi rakh kar kharida
tha jise, aaj wo hi hume nillam kar gaya...............
(From:sourav - india) |
Career
Song - The 8 stages 1. When in college : Hum honge kaamiyaab,
Hum honge kaam iyaab ek din..... 2. When giving interview to Multi
National Company: Tu hi re.. Too hi re ....tere binaaa main kaise
jiyunn.... 3. Waiting for interview result: Intehaa ho gai Intzaarki..
Aayinaaa kuch khabar mere yaarki ... 4. Just joined: Too cheez
badi hai mast mast..... 5. After some time: Ye kahaan AA gaye
hum?? 6. After some more time: Naa koyi umang hai, naa koyi tarang
hai, meri jindagi ek kati Pathang hai (booohoooo) 7. Floating
the resume: kabootar ja ja ja... Kabootar ja ja ja... Pehele pyar
ki peheli chitthi... 8. Finally when you dont get a better offer
any longer: Jeena Yehaan, marna Yehaan iske haan...!!! saldjkh
sl;d jahg0 ;aosd
(From:uamr1 - nanded) |
Biwi
ko tappar marne ke baad, pati bola aadmi usi ko marta hai jisse
wo pyar karta hai. bivi ne 2 khinch ke mare or boli aap ko kya
kagta hai mein aapse pyar nahi karti!
(From:Rashu - Delhi) |
Girl
: Mein maan Banne wali hun. Boy, : no, maine tumhe chua bhi nahi
girl : Mein tumhari man banne wali hun, mein tumhare baap se shadi
kar rahi hun.
(From:Sunil Kumar - Fazilka) |
BOY:DO
YOU KNOW WHY GOD CREATED A GAP BETWIN THE FINGERS GIRL:NO BOY:BECOUSE
ONE DAY WHO IS MADE FOR YOU FILL THOSE GAP BY HOLDING YOUR HAND
(From:MOHAMMAD RAJU - KOLKATA)
|
MACHHAR
NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA
SUKOON THA, CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO
MEIN BHI AAP HI KA KHOON THA
(From:sachin - inadia) |
Biwi
ko tappar marne ke baad, pati bola aadmi usi ko marta hai jisse
wo pyar karta hai. bivi ne 2 khinch ke mare or boli aap ko kya
kagta hai mein aapse pyar nahi karti!
(From:Rashu - Delhi) |
How
to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi
in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon
of poisson .....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) |
Teacher:make
a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Santa: Lara Dutta
married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka) |
1
khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat
ho tum.Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
(From:ASHU - LUCKNOW)) |
zindagi
me shaddi karna bahut zarruri hai.. puchoon kyun.. ? ? ? ? kyunki
zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch nahin hoti
(From:ashish upadhyay - indore)) |
it
iz psycologically proved that all the fools & stupids, donkeys,monkeys,use
thier thumb to read messages. dont change your finger now its
to late !
(From:asad - ) |
koi
patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, koi patthar na mare mere is
deewane ko, are BOMB ka jamana hai uda do sale ko.
(From:Pushpak - Pune)) |
Roses
r red but violets r blue...monkey like u should be kept in the
zoo...dont get angry ull find me there too...not with u but
laughing at u...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)) |
Hum
dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek
CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho
jaye
(From:Prateek bansal - nahan(himachal)) |
|
|
Zara-Zara
kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... Illegal construction
keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
twinkle
twinkle little star...u should know what u r...and once u know
what u r...mental hospital is not so far...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)) |
Mere
jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha
khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino
ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
(From:prateek bansal - nahan(himachal)) |
Arz
kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...Gaur farmaiye...Itne
kamjor hue teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai
charpai se....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) |
Kya
hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe
pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge.
((From:kishan - raigarh)) |
QAYAMAT
K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER
PER LIKHO, TU JAB SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI
AWAZ AAYI ............., Supliment Plz
(From:Mirza Imran Amjad) ) |
In
life every turn is uncertain,In the sea every wave is a danger...
In a garden every flower is a beauty,And in this world every person
like u is a treasure....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) |
dil
mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri ,
jab bhi aati hai yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY
(From:Karan - bombai)) |
If
you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If
you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
(From:Chomparu - Maldives) |
Ill
ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the
que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Suna
hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling
to reduce population.
(From:Ram - nashik) |
Haathi
nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon tumhari Patli
Kamar par.
(From:Noor - )) |
Door
se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha
nahi... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)) |
Ladki
boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek
se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand
se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron
ka kya hoga.
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) |
Sincere
Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if
my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur
Mobile!!
(From:Raja
- Chennai) |
Khud
ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche..
aur khuda tumse puche.. Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)) |
Dream
makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes
al thigs beautiful, smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
(From:Raja
- Chennai)) |
Boy:
what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
(From:Raja
- Chennai) |
In
candle light dinner three sweet words for u....PAY THE BILL
(From:prachi - ) |
Luk
at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete
without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U
(From:Raja
- Chennai)) |
EK
sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh
kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA
PADTA hai..
((From:Jerry - Ahmedabad)) |
why
do monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ - thats
your personal matter!
(From:Mohammed Abdul raffey - Aurangabad) |
S
SH SHA SHAR SHARM SHARM K SHARM KA SHARM KAR SHARM KARO !! SHARM
KARO!! Kanjuso.1 msg to send kar dya karo sare din me
(From:kishan - raigarh) |
I
read in d newsppr dat sendin msgs 2 frnds causes radiation dat
cause cancer. So,aaj se band! I hv decided 2 stop. . . .> reading
newspaper Yaar?
(From:kishan - raigarh) |
shaadi
karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai
................................................................Thodi
der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata
(From:pakhi - gujarat)) |
KABHI
AARMAAN DIL MEIN MAT RAKHNA, JAB YAAD HUMARI AAYE TO MILNE KI
DOOWA KARNA, AUR NKUCH BHI KARNA SAKO TO BUS YUNHI KHUDA KO PERESHAN
KARNA
(From:PALLAV - BARODA) |
MURGI
USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI ...ROAD CROSS
KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR
LIYA...AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE...??? BOLO BOLO.... ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE
..... BOLO BOLO... BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI....
(From:BHAVIN SHAH - SURAT) |
I
have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its kinda hard
for me to 4getU.Every time u appear in my Dreamz,nI find
myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !!!
(From:pal:love
- Raipur)) |
YOU
are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing
U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) |
I
mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and
got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I
have decided never to drink water again !!!
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) |
Newtons
law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER... |
Basanti:
Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno:
Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode
pade hain
(From:ketan - surat)) |
When
words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart
fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!
(From: Amita Jain, Kota, Rajasthan) |
Earth
may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain
will never start working! |
| Jo
sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne
kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa
aane de** |
U
r very special 4 me... U should b safe always... U should b safe
my dear... I cant b wid u all time.... so pls b careful wenever
u jump from tree 2 tree...
(From: Nitin, Mumbai) |
|
|
| U
R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice,
and U R 100% stupid to believe these words... |
It
takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect
a Country, BUT just ONE man 2 make a Happy HOME!
Lets thaNks to Our Ramu. |
| Press
down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh!
Again 1 Time again don't u have any job? ... |
Good
Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time
Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai... |
DHANIA
RS 3 MIRCHI RS 4 AALOO RS 5 TEENDA RS 6 TOMATO RS 10 PALAK RS
15 YAH SUB TO MENGHA HAI PAR SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN
NAHIN ????
(From:MOHAMMAD TAQUEER - )) |
Dosti
ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge,
fir............................... rickshaw Kar lenge.
(From:Pravin Agrawal - Hyderabad)) |
Punam
ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata
hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan
badal jata hai..!
(From:ehuzefa - jalgaon))
|
Our
friendship has come a long way. When u laugh, i laughed.When u
cry, i cried & when u jump down the window,i will go to the window.
Look down & laugh again....... ha ha ha
(From:JUI - Bangladesh) |
Dont
sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think
of u, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS
(From:gauri - mumbai) |
jah
dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat,
jaha mohabbat vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha
MOOV laga lena.
(From:Dr. Prashant Surjuse -Nagpur)) |
We
will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still
searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
(From:Faizan Jahangir) |
Are
O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne Bheje?
Ek Bhi Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar hai. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli
kha DiCHOUN.
(From:anamika
- pune))
|
Laadein
has needs 500 dogs to attack on USA 499 are reached message milta
he chale aana
(From:ehuzefa - jalgaon) |
Roses
are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls
empty and so is your head.
(From:Faizan Jahangir ) |
one
day a judge ask the thief in the court are you not a shame to
come to the court al most eery month the theif said you should
be shamed sir you come here everyday
(From:nadeem - Hyderabad) |
One
day a man caught a pickpocket redhaned and ask the pickpockter,
are you not a shame to pick my pocket , The pickpockter said you
should be shamed is you dont have even a rupee in your pocket.
(From:nadeem - Hyderabad) |
Prayer
of Bachelors: Radhe Radhe... Kudi Fasade! Hare Murari... Howe
Kunwari! jai Hanuman Di... Howe Mere Haan Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da
Khalsa... Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!
(From:mahesh - kolhapur) |
A
Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl
makes him Stupid in 2 minutes.
(From:za slaeemi) |
2
live a life v need brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perception,n
mental qualification.....hats off to u,for managing without them!!!
(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad) |
palkon
pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,aasani
se nahi mile ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!!
(From:ehuzefa - Jalgaon)) |
Dil
cheez hai kya jana, yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le mat lena,
kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai.
(From:Deepak - Delhi) |
ur
SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,ur VOICE to a CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE
to a CHILD.but in STUPIDITY u hv no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!!
(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad) |
Raman
or chaman railway platform per train pakarne ke liye kara tha
ki announs huwa rajdhani exp platfrom no one per aa rahi hai raman
jatpat se railway patri par aa gaya chaman ne pucha bhai upar
aa ja nahi to mare jaoge to raman bola tune suna nahi train platform
per aa rahi hai.
(From:Om Krishna Thakur - Jamtara, Jharkhand) |
Imraan
Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA
Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER
Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne UskeAKSARKhwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM
SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me
JAWANI DIWANI Hai.
(From:Bhavesh D.Dadaga - Patidar Hostel,Bhuj-Kutch) |
gul
gaye gul ke patte reh gaye , saare shayer mar gaye tum ullu ke
pathe reh gaye.
(From:ali - india) |
kabhi
kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
(From:Atul - ) |
Roses
are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
(From:afshan - khi) |
Sardar
ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, Sala!!
Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya tha, tho phir Network Hutch ka kyun
aa raha hai!!??
(From:Jyoti - Mumbai)) |
what
is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber
u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details...
(From:afshan,khi) |
Hey
friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU
after all!
(From:afshan - khi) |
HAR
KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA
TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..
(From:vicky - surat)) |
Someday
u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose
ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz
u cant lose wot u dont have!
(From:afshan,khi) |
chand
par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi,
tum lakh chupao mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par
hasi ati toh hogi.
(From:shafic - purna) |
share
sunata hoo... jara goor say soniya mujhe sher nahee aata kisi
aur say soniya
(From:shirish - jalgaon) |
|
|
I
am getting married mext week. there wil be a small party and only
few people will be invited. dontbring any gift just bring someone
to marry me !!!!!!!!!!
(From:prity - Amsterddam) |
Jindagi
me agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe chad jao, shirshasan
karo, apni ek tasvir khichwao aur duniya ko woh tasvir ulti karke
dikhao then u r great
(From:Hemantkumar Khandelwal - Dhule) |
A
guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses wife instead: Im
afraid he died last week. she explains. The next day the man
calls again and asks for the boss. I told you the wife
replies, he died last week. The next day he calls again
and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife
is getting upset and shouts: IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE,
MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?
Coz . . . he replied laughing, I just love hearing
it. . . .
(From:Afshan ) |
wat
did computer think wen u sit front of it?he think that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT
OUTSIDE.
(From:Afshan) |
Pehla
Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara
aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay
aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi
tumhari. Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
(From:Afshan ) |
SURD:
Excuse me sir, what time is it? MAN: Its 3:15.
SURD: (puzzled look on his face) You know, its the weirdest
thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time
I get a different answer.
(From:Afshan ) |
JOKE
- Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo Kallu 7 th mein padh raha
hai. Billu 5th mein padh raha hai aur Ulloo SMS padh raha hai.
(From:shyam j. sugandhi - udgir) |
NEEND
ATI HAI RATOO MAI,KUWAB MAI EK LADKI AATI HAI.PHIR LADKI KE PICHE
USKA BAAP AATA HAI ,PHIR NA NEEND AATI HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI
(From:aarti - jtc) |
Naari
ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,Jab laat maaregi naari to
yaad aayegi hamari... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit
mein jaari....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)) |
ARZ
HAI..JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR KEHTE HAI;GAUR FARMAYIGA. JO
DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR OR; JO SAR ME DARD DE USE SARDAR
KEHTE HAI
(From:VASCO - INDIA) |
tum
meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch
is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho.**
(From:sachin - jtc) |
Us
ne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me
sajali.... Woh mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri
behan fasaali....
(From:ehuzefa (jalgaon)) |
what
a chicken will say when its been coocked with green chilli- hum
pe kisine hara rang dala.......maar dala.......maar dala
(From:tuhindra bhattacharya - kolkata) |
Santa
went to ATM. Banta told i saw ur password. Banta : It is ****
Santa : Ha.Ha. ur wrong it is 6578. Bolo Tara rara.....
(From:sona - mumbai) |
Wife:
Honey what ru looking4? Husband: Nothing;
Wife: Nothing? u've been reading our marriage certificate 4an
hour? Husband: I was just looking 4d expiry date!
( From : Drb ) |
If
engineers start making films, the names will be: current ho na
ho, jaanam supplykaro, aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C,
Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse lagaya to darna kya, engineer no.1,
engineering koi khel nahi, input wale output le jayenge, Maine
engineering kyu kiya..!! |
msg:Internet
te kudi fasaeeeee, internet te ho gaye sagaayee, internet te divorse
ho gaya, isi bahane COMPUTER ka course ho gaya...
(From:Mohammad Sadaf - 71 Vijaynagar Chhaoni)) |
When
i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When
i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ji sare fasad
ki jad tu hai..
(From : Jeetu) |
AFTER
FINISHING MBBS, Dr Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient
eyes. tongue & ears by torch and Finally Said BOLE TO TORCH
BILKUL THEEK HAY HAAN
(From: SIM ) |
ek
aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,sharma
ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya
likha karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis
se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi
imran kaisa hai
(From:yuvraj - jalgaon) |
jab
kuda ne tumhai banaya ho ga, ek saror sa us ka dil pe chaya hoga.
pahle socha hoga jannat main rakhoon. phir us ko ZOO ka khayal
aaya hoga...
(From:waqaar - kuwait)) |
Aur
bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston
ne ishq furmane ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez check
karta hoon main Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad
(From:Shayar - Nashik) |
LADKA-Tute
hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi... LADKI-Tuti
hui chappal se maar khayega,ya chappal tutne tak maar khayega...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)) |
Jab
hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera
didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane
kab maang lo udhaar
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)) |
dil
dena kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko yeh dil koi eid ka shirkhurma
nahi ki bato har ek ko
(From:ehuzefa Jalgaon) |
wat
do I do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz, Attractive,Terrific, Cute...I
Stare,I smile n when I get tired..I put down da mirror!
(From:Halima - Australia) |
Susti
bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi, uth kar sabke saamne aate kyo nahi,
msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo
nahi...
(From:ZOORASH ) |
Ram
ne Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi,
Aur Radha Bhag ke chali Aayi. Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap
ko Le Aayi.**
(From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli) |
tumko
dekha too.... tumkodekha to...... tumkodekha to yeh khayal aya
.....pagaloon ki stock main naya maal aya ..!!!!!!!
(From:mash - ) |
makan
malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga! kirayedar:thik hai; par
apke makan me bahut chuhe daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500
rupaye me kya bipasha basu nachegi?
(From:Pranjali - Pune) |
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Gulaab
ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt
marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL
bana dete...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
interviewer:
where r u born Sardarji: punjab Interviewer : which part? Sardarji
: kya which part whole body was born in punjab
(From:Nilay kothari - Ahmedabad)) |
Prem
to humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi, Taj Mahal to humein
bhi banana tha par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.
(From:Nikunj Gajjar - Ahmedabad) |
Tumhe
Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa
mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!
(From:Yogesh J. - Poona) |
terrorists
have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000
rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i
have donated 15 litres.
(From:munira - ) |
Aaj
kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte
ho...Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) |
Ai
mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte
nawjawan kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN.....
(From:Rishi - guwahati)) |
U
r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. It is Devided in two
parts... LEFT & RIGHT In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... & In the
RIGHT nothing is LEFT.
(From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon)) |
Thought
4 de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, Some1 changes d Lock...!!!
(From: - Surat) |
khidakise
dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi
tha, raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha
(From:neal - pune) |
husn
walon me mohabbat ki kami hoti hai,, Aur chahne walon ki taqdir
buri hoti hai,, Yehi to hasinon ki aadat buri hai,, Mohabbat hai
dil main baghal me churi hai
(From:zafar - faizan)) |
Girlfriend
Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar
K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata
Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main
I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
(From: - Surat) |
When
i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
(From:patel_sagar - rajkot) |
Shaam
hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass
hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi
aas-paas hota hai..
(From:patel_sagar - rajkot) |
kabhi
hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,
chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte me ek baar to nahana chahiye
(From:surendra bhilwal - beawar(rajasthan)) |
Be
Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !! Arey Arey .. ... ...
Ye Mein Nahi Keh Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO Se Monkey Ki Faryad
Hai .. HaHaHa
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) |
hamari
tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa
laga kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai par kambhakat
collage ka akhiri sal hai
(From:asif - baroda) |
A
SARDAR WENT 2 RADIO SHOP AND START SHOUTING KAMINO MAINE
PHILIPS KA RADIO MAANGA THA AUR ISKO ON KIYA TO YEH BOLTA HAI
YEH ALL INDIA RADIO HAI...
(From:surendrta bhilwal - beawar rajasthan)) |
Pyaar
karo to Ek se Karo, Ho sake to kisis nek se karo, Jab tak na mile
Saccha Dildar, Kam se KAm Try to har Ek par Karo...!
(From: 0 - Surat) |
jo
ek baar tu haan karde, main char paanch aur patadoonge, tum ko
main pehli kahoon aur sab ko kahoon aaqri.
(From:omer quadri - K.B.Hyderabad) |
Woh
gori Hai uski zulf hai kaali,Woh Pari hai ya Pariyon ki rani....
Uski Har baat hai nirali,Par kya kare yaar woh Ladki kisi aur
ne pata li....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P) |
Ishara
to madad ka kar raha tha doobne wala.... Magar yara sahil ne usse
Salaam-e-Alwida samjha....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.) |
Haath
mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh... Warna..Aa baith
ke do peg whiskey maar aur Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh...
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.) |
Kabhi
honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye...
Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye...
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India)) |
Na
o inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,kambakt mere hi sapno me
aake mere dost se pyr karti hai
(From:Rahul - Mumbai) |
I
l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love
you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said
People should LOVE animals
(From:Afzal Ahmed - Gurgaon) |
ABHI
TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO
MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA.
(From:SAMREEN - hyderabad) |
PATTE
GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,DHARTI
SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI
(From:SAMREEN - HYDERABAD) |
Batoun
mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder hai nada Jawani nahi
hai.
(From: - Surat) |
apki
yaad mein yeh dil tadapta raha ,apki ek jhalak ko yeh dil machalta
raha, pheche mudkar dekha toh ALLOUT chalu tha..
(From:sufian - hyderabad) |
Bazu-o-mein
dum rakhta hoon, Dil mein gum rakhta hoon, pata tha aapka SMS
aayega, Is liye DISPRIN sang rakhta hoon
(From: - Surat) |
College
ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel
hota hai, Nitis ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har
saal fail hota hai.....
(From:Huzefa Ezzy jalgaon) |
One
day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement
will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone
No.
(From:Rakesh Lalwani - Ulhasnagar) |
Hum
Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge
... Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge
(From:Manish - guwahati) |
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Teri
yaad mein main raat bhar peeta rahaa....fefde phat kar bahar aagye...main
din bhar seeta rahaa
(From:ashish negi - Delhi) |
Humne
bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi
pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge
badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke
sath !
(From:sagar - rajkot) |
Rokdo
mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aagaihai, piche mudke dekho saalo daruki
dukaan aagai hai
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) |
Andheri sadak,
sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala asmaan, rat hogai soja
shaitan..
(From:Irfan Shaikh - Jalgaon)
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Dream
makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes
al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH
UR TEETH...!
(From:ihsan mobile num - ) |
A
Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party.
Hi I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni . He is my Kid and she is
my Kidney.
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana) |
Ladkiyon
ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon ne
naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR
SE BHARO....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Mein
Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare
Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe) |
Khyaal
ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash
rehti hai...Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas galiwali Jamadarni
udas rehti hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow .) |
Pyar
Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad Karna A-Azadi Khona R-Rote rehna ki
phone kab ayega..
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Chaand
ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai
ki mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor hai...hi!hi!hi!....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Chaand
raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan
turva gaay Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak
chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya..............
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Aap
kya jano hum kitna yad karthe hei. maano ya na mano har pal fariyaad
karthe hei. roj kat likte hei cartoon network ko aap hi ko dikane
ki maang karte hei
(From:trishita - andhra pradesh) |
wafa
tumme hai, to bewafa hum bhi nahi haya tumme hai, to behaya hum
bhi nahi pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda
hai, par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin.............
(From:kimi - canada) |
Sardar
jee visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the chinese friend
just saidchin yu yan and dies. Sardar jee went china to
fine the meaningof friends last words. U kanow wht it was?????
U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE
(From:sidra - ) |
Star
+ Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal
= Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
(From: - Surat) |
Durakht
ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht
ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line
samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
Gunghat
Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa
Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya
Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
Meri
yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay raho,Muskratay,Khilkhilatay
raho....Mujhe kya log tumhein Pagal kahen gay...
(From:Sundeep - Sindh) |
Dil
k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate
nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva
kuch laagate nahi.
(From:Vishal Lindevkar - Pune) |
Recent
News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan
to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki....
Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
Suraj
se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa
Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
(From:SACHIN Dawande - PUNE)) |
Mistakes
are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key
to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created
Me....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
tuhaar
chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar
kutte ka naam!!
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe) |
A
magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra..
Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par
ye jadu nahin hota...?
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana) |
mein
ne use chaha had se jyada usne mujhe bandha rakhi ka dhaga
(From:ashish - mp) |
If
ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost
everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge
and show u where to jump from....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
When
i fall i need ur hand 2 hold me, when i win i need ur hand 2 pat
me, when i lose i need ur hand 2 console me, In short.... YE HAATH
MUJHE DE DE, THAKUR!
(From:Rajan - Gurgaon) |
Winter
comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person
like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same
mistake again n again....
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
Aapki
smile ne sara jahan hila diya,Aapki smile na sara jahan hila diya...Coma
sa jage mariz ko dara ko phir se sula diya....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Kitne
haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.... Aankhon
mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya
karo....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Tum
hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna
hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum
uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
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Count
many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ....Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila
ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )) |
Bhagwan
ke naam pe 1 patni dede... Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede... Bhagwan
tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna
aur komolika free dega
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)
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na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda
salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega....
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Baithe
tere khayalon mein,Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...Tasvir
bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale
ko 5000/- inaam...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Keep
in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all
teeth will be broken.
(From:Talha Siddiqui - ) |
Twinkle-Twinkle
lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call
me up and say HI
(From:anand - pune) |
Our
Dosti is Like PHILIPS-Pyara Sa Bandhan & Relationshipis
like FEVICOL-Majboot Jod,& Our Love is Like BADA
Thums UP-Sala Khatam Hi Nahi Hota.... .....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
When
I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were
born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
3
tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror
and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror
& SMILE. . . .
(From:Imran Sultan - , ) |
Fill
in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving
d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Mere
Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai ki bahut saare
SMS chadane padege So please donate much more SMS,Its in ICU...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Do
U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats
why boys go to college regularly....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
teri
mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bhar aata hai.... Sochta
hoo bijli katwa doo,kambhakt bill bahut aata hai....
(From:kuldeep kumayu - indore) |
If
any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!Then ..dont take tension..bcoz
full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...so just go ahead....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Manzil
ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko
age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER
BANOGE.
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Jab
tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful Beautiful.”jab
tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!
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Who
said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I
dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I
am stupid....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
AGAR
APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI, SMART HAI, CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA
PALIYE…SAAP PALIYE..SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.
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Take
a bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front of
the mirror... U know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoor...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
12
Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali mein 12ve
cinema hall mein kaunsi film dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Maine
Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne
kaha Aise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera
Bhai Hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow) |
Macchar
ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil
be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki
ragon main apna hi khoon tha
(From:ashish )
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Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower
all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with
U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Jaise
lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera
kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Aapke
hi charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye
pyar hai.Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...kyonki kuch hi
dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow) |
Khuda
kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi
bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Majnu
ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh
marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free
hone ke intezar mein.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Life
is difficult,Full of trials,Pain & Sorrow.But if U fall down,Just
stand up straight Be confident & ask...abbe dhakka kisne maara
be....
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow) |
If
ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating
fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Ek
aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.Dil
to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,Kambakht ek aap ho
ki khaate bhi bahut ho
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
A
begger came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de baba.I replied
:- Mere paas paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg padnewale ko le ja.Begger:-
Maine bheek maangi thi bhikhai nahi...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Mujh
mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple
Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem
u see...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Yaad
hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron
se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
larste
huai haaton see usne meri kaliyon ko u chuwa !,mano uski har saas
keh rahi hoo bhai saahab time kya hua
(From:bhushan - nagpur) |
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Last
night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I
have a friend Like U ...he smiled & said,Beta! Yeh sab Pichle
Janam Ke paap hain.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
woo
bhi kia din thye jab lagtey thye hasino kae gallye, ye baat tub
ki ha jab hum thye doo baras kae..
(From:Alijat - Rawalpindi) |
Khat
likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon
khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera
mat samajhna.
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Safar
lamba hai dost banate rahiye ,Dil mile na mile haath badate
rahiye.Taj na banaiye costly padega Har taraf Mumtaj banate
rahiye...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
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har
khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.tery leye chand tarey tak toor
doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..itna kafi hai ya
doe char or jhoot bole doon
(From:shumaila - khi)
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Muskurajat
tumhi se milit hai, dard ki rahat tumhi se milti hai, roothna
kabhi mat humse ye jaanam, humhe jene ki chahat tumhi se milti
hai
(From:Sonal - New Delhi)
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Sitaron
ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga,
uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap sa kamina dost
dusra kanha hoga..
(From:Smruuti - Cuttack)
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Jab
jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad
ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahin raha jata,
CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
(From:Jyoti - Chembur)
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Janaza
agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena,
Hath uthe agar dua k liye to Chehre se kafan hata dena,
Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena :-)
(From: Shayar, Jalgaon)
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Ghunghat
nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka
tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise
hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
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Jawani
ke din chamkile ho gaye
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE.
(From: kishan - jaipur)
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Darde
dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
(From: Abdul Qadeer - Hyderabad)
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Industrian
sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
(From:
Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow )
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Jisko
dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.
(From:
Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
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Khat
likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.
(From: Bhushu - kalyan)
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Botal
chhupa do kafan mein, kabar mein piya karunga,
jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga
(From: Bhushu - Kalyan)
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tusi
bade hi great ho mantri ka hat ho ,kirno ki tarah bright ho
,rasgule ki plate ho jo bhi ho mere favourite ho
(From: vikash sureka - cuttack)
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Ek
ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mob
mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti
thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
(From: Sufi - bhilai)
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Gul
gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye, saare shayar mar gaye
padhne wale rah gaye
(From: Rajat - New Delhi)
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Din
mein diya jalane se kya,
Raat mein diya bujhane se kya,
e shahjahan tujhe mumtaz nahi mil sakti,
Kabr par taj mahal banane se kya.
(From: l vamshi)
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Khud
ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".
(From: Sayyed Azeem)
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Chand
par kaali ghata chati to hogi, sitaron ko muskurahat aati to
hogi, tum lakh chupao duniya se , magar akele mein tumhe apni
shakal par hansi aati to hogi.
(From: Anupam Tewari)
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tum
aa gaye ho , noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno movie chalen
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Gum
woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate
hai.
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Maine
tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,tune kisi kabhijawabnahi diya;kahintere
dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?
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Woh
chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham karke chalee gayee Main
sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh Rakhee bandh ke chalee
gayee.
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Jee
karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Jee karta
hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub jaoon Splash !
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Yeh
aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel?
So? What's the big deal?
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lal
diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se
likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhana mana hai.
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TERI
JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT
KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.
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woh
sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par the kuch hum aage badhe,
kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur
aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi
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Main
hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Lifeboy hai
jahan, tandurusti hai wahan wah! wah! wah! wah!
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Bakari
chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani
peene ko pani mila nahin, bakari neeche ootar aayee wah! wah!
wah! wah!
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Maine
tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar
kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal
to tan theta wah! wah! wah! wah!
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Bewafa
sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee
achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se to lagti hai
This is the Very special. Before Marriage Takdir hai magar kismat
nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti
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ladka
bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, bahana gam ka hota,
hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof, Yeh sochana bhi
paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga. Irshaad!
Irshaad!
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After
Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti tajmahal banana
chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti. Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia......
Talia.... Irshaad!!!
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Apple
Kat ta hoon knife se, Paani peeta hoon pipe se, Kya zamana aaa
gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se.
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Maine
tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya Magar tum itne bewafa
nikle, ki naha ke chal diye
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Bolaa
dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan
per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa
yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
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Kamaata
nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya
kisi aur ko pataooon
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Gul
gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali Ab to peeecha chor
de, main ho gaye bachchon waali
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Chandni
raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi ne darwaza khutkhataya
Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol ker dekha to bijli ka
bill aaaya
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Maine
tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag
gaya
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Patharr
kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum yuheeen mar jayenge,
sirf ek baar aankh maar do
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Katchi
Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar Jaoonga Tere Baap Se
Batcha Na Samajhna
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Industrian
sari mere yaar khaa gaye Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating banaye mazar
to minaar kha gaye
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(you
will enjoy this one if you remember the "Soldier" movie's title
song) Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker khol kar Sabzi meri
uraa le gaya
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Kutta
ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
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Aandhi
aati hai, tufaaan chale jaate hain Yaade rah jaati hai, insaan
chale jaate hain
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Yusuf
ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai Kuch is tarah se Haseenon
ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
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Tairna
Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai
To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha Hai (another version)
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Terna
hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai, Pyaar karna hai
to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
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Janaza
Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli Magar Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske
Liye Mera Janaza Nikla
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Maine
tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar Tere Baap ne mujhe pita,
Agarbatti samajh kar
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Teri
Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject Kiya, Aur Tisri
Ko Select Kiya.
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Yeh
zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal, Kitne khush-naseeb
hain vo choohe Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal
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Woh
jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh
chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
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Dil
hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel So my darling ...
What's The Big-Deal ??
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Sheeshi
bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon Pant wali mil jaye, to
ghanghre wali ko chor doon
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Teri
julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai Sar muda deeya to sawera ho jayega.
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Tere
ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan se badboo aa rahee
hai, nahay jamana ho gaya.
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Chaand
ki raton mei sara jahaan sota hai, Lekin teri yaadon mei koi
badnasib rota hai.
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Phool
Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Phool Khilte Hain, Khil
Kar bikhar jate Hain, Yaade to dil me rehti hai, Dost mil kar
bichad Jate Hain!
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Aasman
se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi sundar aapka mukhra.
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Na
jina mila na marna mila, Mila to teri yaad me tarapna mila.
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Dil
Diya to, jaan bhi de dena, Magar yeh yaad rakhna, Kisiko dhoka
mat dena.
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Khile
hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne ko, Milte hai dil yaha, milke
bicharne ko.
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Dilme
yaado ki tarha, aankhon me aansu ki tarha, Tum mere paas ho,
phoolo me khushbu ki tarha.
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Khuda
kisiko kisiki Muhabbat pe fida na kare, Agar kare to zindagi
bhar judaa na kare.
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Apnon
ne maara hai humko Gairon mein kahan tha dum Kashti bhi apni
to doohi paani jahan tha kam.
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Na
teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hum... Teri sirf ik nazaar se,
ilzaam, Shaayar hue hum... Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil
mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga
bethay.
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Chupa
chupake raat din aansu bahaana yaad hai, Humko ab tak, Aashiqui
ka, Wo Zamaanaa yaad hai.
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Jinki
yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh to bhool gaye hume kahani
ki tarah.
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Humne
kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki, Na Jaana Kaha se seekh li unhone
Yeh Ada Zidd par add jaane ki.
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Shaam
Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon Yeh Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri
Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye
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Yeh
Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main Tanha Gunahgar To Nahi
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In
Hi Patharon Pe Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To Aao Hamaare Ghar Ke Raste
Koi Kahkashan Nahi
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Kafas
Udas Hai yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To Kaho Kahin To Behr-E-Khuda
Aaaj Zikr-E-Yaar Chale
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Jo
Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai Jo Saaz Pe Guzri
Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai
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Aaa
Sikander-E-Hunar Aaazmayain Tu Teer Aaazmaaa, Hum Jigar Aaazmayain
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Satchaye
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