ULTIMATE SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION #9 (100)

DIWALI SPECIAL COLLECTION
Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.

* Happy Diwali *
(From: Rakesh S. Jalgaon)
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Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye "DIWALI"
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
(From: Santosh)
Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak, bole to ekdum Jhakaas "HAPPY DiWALi"
W
Y
H

WI
YO
HA

WIS
YOU
HAP

WISH
YOU A
HAPPY

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D i w a l i
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(From: Pankaj)



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(From: Amol)
* "aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho,
maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho
har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho
ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho

* HAPPY DIWALI *
(Marathi Greeting)
Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo.
Happy Deepavali
(From: Prof. Saindane, Jalgaon)
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| '--.__.--'  | Here is
|-----------| my
GREETING 4 you.
Kindly open it....

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(   HAPPY    (
(   DIWALI   (
 )      &          )
( Prosperous )
( New Year  )
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Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de,
bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!
(From: DRB, Jalgaon)
With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!! (From: Aarti)
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This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI (From: Dr. Songirkar)
hearts could only love 4a while,
u can put many relation in a file,
u can make a desert from the nile,
but u cant stop my smile ,
when i see ur name on my mobile
(From: Ketan Chaudhari, Delhi))
help ever....
hurt never....
love ever....
hate never....
give ever...
except never...
smile ever...
cry never...
think me ever...
forget me never
(From: Ketan Chaudhari, Delhi)
When God open the window of heaven he saw me & asked "Wht is ur wish 2day?" I said" Lord, Take Care of the DEAR ONE who is reading this SMS!" (From: Priyaa)
it's like reaching 4 a star,
u know u can't reach it,
but u keep trying,
coz...may be 1 day that star just might fall 4 u!
gud morning.
(From: Ketan Chaudhari, Delhi)
Aeni Fariyaad meri ki meinu yaad rakhi,
Mere naal beete pal abaad rakhi,
jo ve pyar karde ne tenu unna wichon mera pyaar yaad rakhi,
Bhave meinu sabna toh baad rakhi..............
Dur hoke vi jisda saath hove,
har pal jisda ehsaas hove,
Gurri rahe har pal kade fiki na hove!
Yaari laiye eho jehi, Jehri umaran dil na muhtaj hove!...
#;----------;#
This is a bridge
of friendship,
when you"re sad & lonely,
cross it
I"ll wait on the other side &
if u r afraid just tell I"ll cross it!!
I'm your friend 4 ever.
Good Morning! Take care....!
If I had a camera

I'll snap ur every moment

every smile

every memory

n keep...in my.... kitchen to scare the mouse...
Prayer of Bachelors:
Radhe Radhe...
Kudi Fasade!
Hare Murari...
Howe Kunwari!
jai Hanuman Di...
Howe Mere Haan Di!
Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa...
Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!
Is SMS ko ek DIN
Tak na dekhna!


Surprise hai!

na dekhna!

Mainu pata c tusi
nahi rukna ?=

dekh lo

* Happy Diwali *

Remember I wished you FIRST of all.
(From: Omprakash Gupta, Delhi)
24 sweet hours makes 1 sweet day!
7 Sweet days makes 1 sweet week!
4 Sweet weaks make 1 sweet month!
1 Sweet person like u makes the life sweet.
(From: Omprakash Gupta, Delhi)
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...

All wishing you a very very
HAPPY DIWALI!
(From: Omprakash Gupta, Delhi)
Barsenge, Barsenge, kal fir SMS Barsenge...
Aapki 5 paise ki muskan ke liye hum fir 1 rupaya
kharchenge :-) ...........!
(From: Amam, Yamunanagar)
Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,
nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,
gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.
Aap kya karne wale hai :-) (From: Amam, Yamunanagar)
Feelings R Many, but Words R few...
Clouds R dark, but Sky is blue...
Love is a paper, Life is a glue...
Everything is false... but
Friendship is True...!!
(From: Gajendra)
"Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi rah ko chuno, piche walo ko age na jaane do aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo. Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge.... Ha ha ha ha (From: Dhiraj Rane, Khopoli)
Morning is God's way of saying '1 more time... Go, live life, Make a difference, touch ones heart, encourage 1's mind, inspire 1's soul & enjoy d day...' 1 more time.
(From: Dhiraj Rane, Khopoli))
Dali ne dali par nazar dali, kisi ne is par dali, kisi ne uspar dali, hum ne jis par nazar dali, uske baap ne uski shaadi kahin aur kar dali.
(From: Dhiraj Rane, Khopoli)
A good friend is like a computer;me'enter' ur life,'save'u in my heart,'format'ur problems, 'shift'u 2 opportunities & never'deletes' u.
(From: Ixmeel)
This Love is LOVE the LOVE best LOVE way LOVE to LOVE say LOVE to LOVE U LOVE that LOVE I LOVE Miss LOVE U LOVE.**

read it again without word LOVE.
(From: Santosh, Jalgaon)
r e m e m b e r

that there will

always be

s o m e o n e

who

remembers u everyday

with or
without

messages!

that's me...!
(From: Prakash Chawda, Jagdalpur, CG)
Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
10 days

312 hours

18720 mins..

1123200 seconds...

are left.... I think i am the first person to
wish U HAPPY DIWALI....
Hello!! Whats' wrong with your mobile Tired so many times but it says "The subscriber your are trying to reach is in your heart"!! (From: Aarti V.))
Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still
searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still
searching.......no brains found. (From: Aarti V.)
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just
wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
(From: Aarti V.))
Do u know d full FORM of DAIRY MILK ??? D--Darling A--Always I--I
R--Remamber Y--You M--Meet I--Immidiatly F--For A--A L--Long K--Kiss (From: Aarti V.)
He, who loses money, loses much;
He, who loses a friend, loses much more;
He, who loses faith, loses all.
(From: sai krishna))
jam karwa hai magar itna bhi nahi ke piya na jaye
zindgi main dard hai magar itna bhi nahi ki jiya na jaye
SMS ka charge hai magar itna bhi nahi ki kiya na jaye...
(From: Murtaza Najmi)
Friends, you and me...
You brought another friend...
And then there were 3...
We started our group...
Our circle of friends...
And like that circle...
There is no beginning or end ... (From: sai krishna)
Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho
(From: Murtaza Najmi)
Is kadar hamari DOSTI ka imtihan na lijiye!Kyo ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye!Kar digiye maaf agar ho gayi galti!yu SMS na karke hame SAZA to na Digiye!
100 bewafa kabul hai 1 wafa ke liye,
100 aansu kabul hai 1 hasi ke liye,
aap ki dosti pe 100 dusman kabul hai aap jaise dost ke liye
Plz Wait,I want to take ur Photo,SMILE Plz, Click, Got.... Developing.... Plz Wait..... Processing.... BHOOT ka kabhi photo ata hai kya?
Bhagwan se Pani manga to sagar diya,
Phool manga to bageecha diya,
Ghar manga to mahal diya,
Paisa manga to aap ka number diya....

KAB Aau LENE!
(From: Rakesh S. Jalgaon)
Jo Palpal chlati rahe wo zindagi,
Jo harpal jalti rahe wo roshni,
Jo palpal khiti rahe wo mohabbat,
jo kisi pal sath na chode wo dosti!
(From: Yashwant Taral)
Past is Experience!
Present is Experiement!

Future is Expectation!
Use your Experience in your experiment to achieve your expectations!

Have a Nice day!

(From: HMC)
Every morning U are the first thing that come 2 my mind.
I wish I would start my day with U in my bed.
I Luv ur feel on my lips. U just make my day.
I luv U Nescafe.
(From: Ash ka dost V)
Roses are waiting for hours,
need one touch of yours.
my life is like a rose,
need one love dose.
flowers grows with love & sunshine,
& i'll live till you remain mine.
(From: Divyesh Balsara)
Gita me Likha hai....







Are yahan nahi Gita me likha hai...
(From: Nitin Patil, Pune)
Friendship`s like a lonely flower that blossoms any where as long as it is tended with gentli, loving care and like a flower,friend ship makes tha world seems fresh,new and beautiful (From: Sachin)
FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE GLASS CUP, ONCE IT BREAKS, IT CAN BE STRUK TOGETHER, BUT THE CRACKS REMAIN. (From: Sachin)
From: Pravash
the best cosmetic for lips is truth,for the voice is prayer,for the eyes is pity,for the hands is charity,and for the heart is FRIEND LIKE U
zindegi terebina adhura hai.najane q teremere beech meinye doori hai.sochta hun kabhi bhuladun tujhko.per tera ek muskan meri kamjori hai
apun dono ka dosti ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai,jhakas bole to...apun hira tu moti,apun sabji tu roti,apun pani tu tanki apun tarzan tu monkey
tujhe dekhe bina tere taswir bana dun,tujhe mile bina tera hal batadu,hai mere dosti mein itna dum ki tere aankh ka ansu apne aankh se giradun
no sweet thought to forward,no cute graphics to send,just a..caring heart saying....takecare always my dear friend
someone remembers,someone cares, ur name is whispered in someones prayer,keep the stary twinkle in view, someone is always thinking of u
Message Collection: Mixed (Via Cell/ web)
Aapi shako to aapni dosti magu chu,
dil thi dil no sahkar magu chu,
fikar na karo dosti per jaan lutavi dais,
rokdo vyavhar che kya, udhar mangu chu...
HAPPY NAVRATRI!
If Time slips away without a WoRD
from Me, u dont hv 2 WoRRY,
about our friendship bcos FeeLiNGS
beyond WoRDS will always keep Me
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D   N
Khuda Kare Mobile Tera Kho Jaye Mile Mujhe Aur Mera Ho Jaye Ladkiyo Ko Sms Karu Tere Nam Par Mar Tujhe Mile Aur Kaleja Thanda Mera Ho Jaye (From: Somesh)
Banta and Santa tired of mobile,
decide 2 use piegon. One day piegon reach Banta without message. Angry Banta calls SAnta!
Santa says 'Khote this was missed calls.'
(From: Bunty, Lucknow)
Three things cannot be long hidden from me: the sun, the moon and "YOU" , bcoz with out sun and moon this Universe is nothing and with out "U" for me nothing bcoz u r my best friend (From: Sai Krishna)
don't think for money that will stands for some days
don't think for beautiful things that will stands for some days
don't think for wealth even that fades away
but think about a true frndship with u that even stands after heart beat stops.... and think about me bcoz i am u r true frnd.(From: Sai Krishna)
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
YE
MERA
PLAN THA TUJHE DISTURB KARNEKA.
(From: Ketki Patil)
When I miss YOU,
I just...

() $ () CLOSE
( -.- ) MY EYES
(") (") &

()$())*()
( '.' ) '.' ) U R
(") (") (") just on
My right
I know U R
So-So-So
B-U-S-Y

But...
Take...
3 seconds 2 think of me

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q"_,_,)

( ._. ) 1...
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..2..


..3..

So sweet...
now hv a great weekend
(From: Sanjit)
=Wanted=

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(  ._. )
-(,,)(,,)-

Name: ____
Age: ____
From: _____

If found running anywhere,
shoot immediately!

Sheriff
(From: Sarab, Chandigarh)
Message Collection: Anjali, Amalner
Dil ka Rishta hai hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua Zindagi bhar saath nibhane ka wada hai hamara.
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No Toothbrush
No Tea
No Breakfast
No Ssnnan
No God's Pooja
No
No
No
No
No
No
Sabse Pehle
Apun Ka SMS
Good Morning
How can I spell
S_ccess
without
U?
C_te?
or H_mble? or
F_n?
or F_t_re?
or
even Tr_st?.

What will I do without U?
Proud 2 ve a Frend like U.!!!
I ve written nice poem 4 U.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
U should Know What U R..
& Once U Know What U R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..
Dosti karo Collegewali se,
Pyar karo Officewali se,
Programme karo Padoswali se,
Aonkh ladao Sali se,
Love karo Dilwali se,
Aur Mar khao Gharwali se.
Message Collection: Amogh, Mumbai
Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,
Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge.
-
Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,
Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna
Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur aayenge,
Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna.
One tree can start a forest,
One Smile can start Friendship,
One touch can show luv n care,
& One friend like u can make Life worthliving.
# SMILE #
S; Sets u Free.
M; Makes u Special
I; Increases ur Face value
L; Lifts up ur Spirit
E; Erases all ur Tensions &;..So Smile yaar
College ki har Ladki ek Phool hai,
Aur use choona ek Bhool hai,
Jo usme Mashgul hai,
Samjho uski ATKT full hai
Message Collection: Ashu
When god opened the windows of haven he saw me & asked " what is your wish of 2day" I said "Lord take care of the cute 1 who is reading my sms"**
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Frndz r like films; some are musical;some r romantic; some r adventurous; some r comedy;and yet others r tragedy; but very few like U, r oscar winning!!
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.
Hajaron Honge Nigahon Mein, Kabhi Hame Bhi Toh Pick Karo, Hamare Dil Ke Icon Par Bhi Toh Kabhi Double Click Karo.
Sincere apology If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, or if any of my msgs disturb u, thn plz donot hesitate, feel free to.....throw ur mobile.
Message Collection: Received via Cell/ Web
Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!
(From: Isaac, Rebello)
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(From: Sanjeev)

Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
(From: Isaac, Rebello)

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs. Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
(From: Isaac, Rebello)
Between a 1000 yesterdays and a million tomorrows,
there is only one Today and I would not let this day pass without saying..
"ThanX 4 BEING SUCH A LOVELY FRIEND"
Jo Bhagwan ko nahi manta use me Insaan nahi manta,
aur, jo Gandhiji ko nahi manta use me Indian nahi manta.
Wishing all Indians happy 'Gandhi Jayanti' on 2nd Oct.
(From: B. Bhagat, UK)
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(_o_)
 /(_)
U love me

  (  )
(_o_)
 /(_)
U love me not

  ( )
(_o
 /(_)
U love me


 (_o
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U love me not

   o
  /
U LOVE ME!

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I don't blame You, I am loveable!
(From: Zinia)
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Sorry!
I"m
late...
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I wanted to gree U Good Morning but walked too Slow so
GOOD NIGHT...
(From: Rahul Patil, Jalgaon)
You are my Love!
To kya karu? Nachu? OK!
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Khush?
(From: Saleem, Chattisgarh)
Karo SHRI Ganpati Bappa ke darshan:




















Papiyon ko nahi dikhte!
Usually I Send SMS to people who are.. Either, VERY DEAR VERY CLOSE Or VERY SPECIAL, But, in ur case, I'm makin an EXCEPTION... co, u r all the THREE.
(From: Pankaj)
Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele hain.
(From: Pankaj)
Their r 4 chambers in my heart ..1 for my father ,1 for my mom , 1 for my sister , 1 for god...sory friend i was not able to give u any place in my herat coz friend like u r my heartbeats.
(From: veenit)
Relationship is like a garden it's beautiful when watered with love hug tears & cheers but it dries up if left untouched.. so keep in touch always!!!! (From: Pankaj)
There are 3 Chambers
in my HEART.
1 for PAPA,1 for MAA,
1 for GOD.
oh! wat about u dear?
Sorry no place for u
in my heart........
bcoz frendz like u
are my heartbeat..!
(From: Pallavi)
Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.
(From: Anjali)
Message Collection: POO, Chennai
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  ,(,",
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 .-"-.
(___)

  /',)
 .-"-.
(___)

A Light 2 keep
our friendship
glowing forever.

When it rains,

u don't see
the sun,

but its there,

hope we can
be like that,

we don't see
each other,

but we'll alwz
be there
4 each other...

Na Milne ki
Khushi

Na bichadne ka
Gham

Na Tanha

Na Udaas hai
Hum

Kaise kahe
Kaise hai hum

Bus yuh hi
Samajh Lo

Bahut
Akele hai hum!

KeeP
Me
aS
A FREiND

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U
iN
MY
( "v" )
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HeaRT

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&
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SO
THaT
NO
ONe

CaN
TaKe
U
aWaY

FRoM
Me.

LEAVES dont' just FALL from the tree,
CLOUDS don't just FORM in the sky,
ANGELS don't just COME DOWN from heaven n
I don't just SMS any1 unless they r SPECIAL.**
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a Country,
BUT just ONE man 2 make a
Happy HOME!

Let's thaNks to Our Ramu.
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| No Space    |
| for new       |
| messages    |


but there's always
a space in my HEART 4 "U"
Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey


chal chal

hawa

aane de
A line

has no limit,
unless

you put an
end to it.

Hope our
friendship

is a line
that runs



forever!
Space seems like
an empty word,
but its full of
<S>pecial
<P>eople
<A>round
<C>aring
<E>ndlessly

Thank U 4 being a part of my space...
My FRIEND
should be...

My Medicine
When I'm in Pain

My Letter
When I'm Far

My Smile
When I'm Sad

My Handkerchef
When I Cry

My LIFE
When I DIE
LeT
Me
ShOw
YoU

tHe
BeSt
PiCture

iN
tHe WoRLd...

()""""()()""""()
( ,'o' ) ( ,'o' )
(,) (,)  (,) (,)
HUM TUM

Frenship is Love, care, trust, understanding, noways...
Its justa source of entertainment.
Keep doing that thru calls, sms, mails, outings,
u don't do that.... Than count many of r ur frenz.. None
Thats real meaning of frenship today...and it demands...

Life brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam, When it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM,
So lets do MASTI 2gether, who knows KAL HO NA HO,
but whenever u need a frend, MAIN HOON NA!
Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka risha sirf Tum se hai,
warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte...
This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv
FIRST & d person that came into my mind is U....
so juz wanna wish you good nite...
Open with Love...

main tumse kuch
kahana chahata hu,

wahi baat jo dil
ko chu jaye,

wahi pyar ke 3
akshar,

"MERA BHARAT MAHAAN"**
If I disturb U


I am Sorry!

But I need


To Say

I...

Love...

Disturbing you...
   ,*,
 (,' ') hi!
()==('')

   ,*,
 ( '.') I just
()==)>

  ,*,   cant
 ('.'  ) miss
()==)> 2 say

E H
  L
   L O

Hello 2 U!
Chandani ne
Kaha ke tu pyar kar...

Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar...

Gori ko cheda to
boli muskarakar..

Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar...!
    |''''V''''| r
    |    |v|   | |   ("" (""
    |....|  |...| | ...)   ...) U
always
In whatever u do....
Remember that someone over here
is thinking of U...
It's difficult to find someone like U,
its like opening a 100 shells under the sea to find 1 pearl.

But finding U makesthe dive worthwhile!
DREAM
makes all things

Possible

HOPES
makes all things

work

LOVE
makes all things

beautiful

SMILE
makes all the
above work
possible

So

ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
Allah ke
naam pe,

maula ke
naam pe,

Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,

Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,

yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.

I am not a clock that can SMS u 24hrs a day,
but my heart will be like a clock that will nonstop care,
Love n pray 4 a spl frend like u.

Jo aasani se mile wo hai gam...
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai Rum...
Jo kisi-2 ko mile wo hai Dum...
Jo sirf nasseb walon ko mile wo hain..
HUM
                  ,!'.
   
           /  l','.
           _/ _.l.'_'.___
,_,_,_'>,_,_,_,_,_,/_

I wish everything sails...

smoothly 4 u
2day,
2morrow &
4ever

Good Day!

Saw my msg?

n0???

n0w, can u?

still can't??

c0z n0 wORds
can x-press how special u are!

Good night!

()""""()
( -.- ) kaisi
(, ) )
!.__!__!
()""""()
( -.- )
(, ) ) thi
!.__!__!
() ()
('.') kaisi ho
(,) gayi...
!.!.! without ur
sms!
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!
Did
U
KNOW?
U
R
___
l
___
l
l
___
l
l
l
___
l _l
l
l_
____
l __l
l
l_l
____
l __l
l _| antastic
l_l riend
Dostne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya,
hum to vese bhi akele the,
kya hua jo aapne hame ehsas dila diya...

Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...
Hold the laugh, leave the pain,
Be joyous dear till we meet again...

Gujre hue kal ki yaad ati hai,
kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai,
woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali jati hai,
jaab aap jaise dosto ki yaad ati hai...

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...

Aaj kal maan kar
raha hai ki main

tumhe

kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k

ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
ramayan ka

"(",)/' Oye Kitthe
<)) HO
./?
"
(.") pata kinna
<((> mis kitta
./ l. tennu???
INNNNA ,,
,______c'',)________,
))
./.> SAARA

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

()". ."() whatever
( o ) mood u r
(,,)|(,,) in now

i wish some how
()". _"() my msg
( o, ) makes u
(,,)|(,,) smile!

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
Unse Roj milne ko dil chahta hai,
kuch sunane aur sunane ko dil chahta hai,
Tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ki,
first ruth jane ko dil chahta hai...
Hey
Bhagwan!
                            = = =
,***,            ('''' o '' o '')
( c ' ?                 / /
>-- </")              ((,,

Jo log mujhe
sms nahi karte
unka mob. kho jaye!
Kya kar rahe ho?

Busy ho?

Kitne busy ho?

Thode ho? ki

bahut ho?

Agar thoda
ho to

sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur

agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??

With my

1 Heart...

2 eyes...

5 litre blood...

206 bones...

1.2million Red Cells...

60 trillion D.N.A.'s...

I wish u "Very Good Day"...

Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...
Take Care...
Courtesy: Apoorv Naidu, Indore

LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME

TAKE CARE

ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,
ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud
night
ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE, BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
sender circuit bhai
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U.

kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,
lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai
mobile hai to kar do na sms
karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..

Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra.
  
SMOKE everyday
plz!

SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka

Congratulations!
U have successfully
learnt

the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
"Ikadani Kairi tikadani kairi, kairi zhokha khay who" - Happy Akshay Tritiya to all of you from all of us.
Look I care 4u so much that I even built a Taj Mahal 4u.
(    )         ,c         (    )
 l:':l         (  )         l: :l
 l:':l .:::!!!!!!!::: . l:':l
 l:':l .l l..:''''''':..l l. l:':l
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga yka?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...

Husn Bana to Deewane bane...

Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU

Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
= = =
('''' o '' o '')
/ /
((,,


A Good luck message!
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Kanjus eke Kanjush....
Kanjus dune Makkhichus...
Makkhichus tina....
( é
       ; )
( é
Still Awake?

( ê
        ; )
( ê
GO TO SLEEP...

( |
        ; )
( |
Close your eyes!


( |
        ; )
( ê
both the eyes!


( >
        ; )
( >
Good night!
Is duniya me 3 tarah k log hi Khushnasib hote hain,
1- wo jinhe saccha pyar milta hai,
2- Jinhe Accha yaar milta hai,
aur
3- Jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai...
Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning!****
Friends are like shoes,some loose some tight,some fit just right,they help u as u walk through life.thanks for being my size.
-
I like 3 things:
The SUN
The MOON
& U (".)

Sun for the day TIME
Moon for the night TIME
& u for the
* LIFETIME *
as a GUD FRIEND
   )   )
  ( "," )
 <(    ) 90kg!
   I    L
   )  )

   (,"")>
 <(   ) 60kg
   J  L
   ) ) ?

  (." ) 30kg

<)(?
  JL     all bcoz

I"m not receiving Ur SMS!
Give call!
Zindagi Jeene ke bahane bahut hain...
Kis kis ko SMS karun kambhakt is Nacheez ke Deewane bahut hain...!!

Definition of Luv in 2004:
LUV remains till end of LIFE, only PARTNER changes,
every season:
Summer -1,
Autumn - 1,
Winter - 1,
Spring - 1, n lately
Monsoon -1.

Wish even i wud ve enjoyed all these seasons ;-)
If TiME slips away without a WoRD from ME,
u dont hv 2 WoRRY abt our RElatiOnSHip bcoz FEELiNGS
beyond WoRDS will always keep ME within your heart.
(Rajesh, Kishanganj)
Wat do i do wen i c sum1 extremely gudlooking?
i stare, i stare, i stare and i smile and wen i
get tired... i put d mirrow down...
Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki - ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..

Ek SMS to kar de jalim,
paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..
Roshi dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe,
kuch na dekar dil lena koi Unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!


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