ULTIMATE SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION #8 (100)

Message Collection: Amit Jain, Kota, Rajasthan
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SWEET PEOPLE
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to fish
out
i'm glad
i caught
you..

stay SWEET
or else... I'll fry you!!

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&u won't even notice my absence.But if sömedäy ü find nö öne,wätch carefuly i'll be just around!H R U?
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SOME SAY it...


SOME THINK it...


SOME KNOW it...


BUT i MEAN it...

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Did You
Hear What I Said?

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I KEEP U


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HERE

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"+.+" 4EVER

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Please don"t force him!

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No! No! No! No! No! Keep this pic coz we look cute Here. Look..
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>")("< >")("< FRIENDS 4EVER

There are
6 Billion
people
around d world.

i dont know
why i keep on
msging u.

maybe bcoz..

5,999,999,999

cant replace..

a single friend like you.

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Ur Fine.

You r my sweet SONA
I don't want u 2 KHONA
I want a place in your heart's KONA
Otherwise i will start RONA
Atleast Good Morning to kar LONA**
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)
The most selfish 1 letter word "I" Avoid it. The most satisfying 2-letter word "WE" Use it. The most poisonous 3-letter word "EGO" Kill it. The most used 4-letter word "LOVE" Value it. The most pleasing 5-letter word "SMILE" Keep it. The fastest spreading 6-letter word "RUMOUR" Ignore it. The hardest working 7-letter word "SUCCESS" Achieve it. The most enviable 8-letter word "JEALOUSY" Distance it. The most powerful 9-letter word "KNOWLEDGE" Acquire it.
A good Friend is like a computer
he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
and never DELETE you from his heart.**
Life is full of beautiful things : soft sunset,pointed Rainbow,
dedicate blossoms,love & laughter
,Quiet moments & fantastic people like U & ME !!!!!! **
Don't marry AIRTEL girl, she will do magic on u.
Don't marry BSNL girl, she has connections with
all Indians. Don't marry IDEA girl, she touches u
tomorrow, not today. Don't marry RELIANCE girl,
she takes u in her mutthi mein.
Marry only HUTCH girl, she follows u where ever u go
HINGLISH ..WHEN I AM YOUR : KAREEB
THERE IS ONLY : KHAMOSHI
I WANT TO SPEAK : DIL SE
THAT'S MY KIND OF : ISHQ
I WANT THIS TO BE : GUPT
AS I ALWAYS HAVE : DARR THAT I WILL LOOSE YOU : SAJANI
AND THAT WOULD BE GREAT : SADMA I AM YOUR : MR.AASHIQUE
BUT SOMETIMES BIT : DEEWANA
TELL ME : HUM AAPKE HAIN KAUN
AS I FEEL : KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI
IN THIS : DUNIYA DILWALON KI
TOLD YOU : MAINE PYAR KIYA
MAY BE : DIL TO PAGAL HAI
BECAUSE : JAB PYAR KISISE HOTA HAI
THE WHOLE WORLD APPEARS AS : DUSHMAN
BUT ANYWAY : PYAR TO HONA HI THA
simple music can make u sing, Simple hug can make u feel better,
Simple things can make u happy, Hope that my simple "Hi" will make u smile. *

FRIENDSHIP is like a TREE.
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* , *;, *;

___ ) (__ it isn't measured on how tall it
could be ,but on how the roots have grown.

When u r counting all ur friends,the oldest ,best &
the the new......
I wud like to stand by ur side & say 2 little
word's...." ME TOO"
Message Collection: Others
Smile a while and while you smile, smile another smile and soon there will be miles and miles of smile just because you smiled, i wish your day is full of SMILE $**Gud Morning**$
(From: Nazm)
Nazar tumhari, Nazar hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage na hamari.
Tussi hasde ho saanu hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste.
Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.
I MISS U!
U r very special 4 me...
U should b safe always...
U should b safe my dear...
I cant b wid u all time....
so pls b careful wenever u
jump from tree 2 tree...
(From: Nitin, Mumbai)
I dropped a tear in the ocean while Thinking of You...

And I promise 2 be Your Friend till I find it...
(From: Sumeet Chhajer, Jalgaon)
When words fail, Eyes work.
When eyes fail, heart works.
When Heart fails...
To kya?
Samajh le Tapak gaya!

(From: Amita Jain, Kota, Rajasthan)
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(From: Amita Jain, Kota, Rajasthan)
Hi, keep messaging me and win exciting prizes,

First Prize - Lots of Love
Second Prize - Lifetime Friendship
Third Prize - Free Stay in My Heart
(From: Friji, Tamilnadu)
What is a Girl Friend?
Ans:
Addition of Problem,
Substraction of Money,
Multiplication of Enemy,
Division of Friends....

So be careful**
Some One

Is Loving you

Caring for you

Watching over you

Protecting you

Guess Who?


Neighbour's Dog!
Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,

But your Brain will never start working!
Newton's law of Romance:-

LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...
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Wherever you are...
My prayers are with you...

Take Care!!

A friend is
someone who sees the first tear in your eyes,
holds the next one and
makes sure that
the third one doesn't come out.

When a Msg is sent from Distance...
U cannot c the faces,
U cannot c the smiles,
But U can sense the care that
truly comes from the heart...

Good night!
Message Collection: Ash, Dubai
Friendship is a little more trust a little less try,
A liitle more laugh,a little less very,
A little more WE,a little less I,
Friendship is just U and I..
(From: Nazm)
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() * () what
( 'o' ) if I
(,,)(,,) disappear?

Just what I
thought...

You'd still look 4
me..

Gosh! U r
ADDICTED to me!

Pleaz pray 4 me...

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..My medical
results diagnosed
that Im becoming
cuter daily.

But don't worry
its not contagious;
just INCURABLE!

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I need you...
I love you...
I can't go anywhere
without you...

.Oh My Lovely..
Shoes!
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.. a flying KISS
just for you MY
LOVE

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Message Collection: Bose, Kerela
F R I E N D S H I P     D A Y     S P E C I A L
Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.
Years may fly, tears may dry, but
my friendship with you will never die.
WELCOME To
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If I were to be anything in this world?
I'd be ur tears!!!
So I can be concieved in ur heart,
born in ur eyes,
live on ur cheeks
and die on ur lips!!!
If u r a Chocolate, ur the sweetest,
If u r a Teddy bear, u r the most huggable,
If u r a Star, u r the Brightest,
U r my FRIEND! U r d Best!
The morning is just a few moments away.
Go to sleep and when you wake up,
remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down.
It takes half our life to find true friends
and halft of it keeping them.
I am lucky to have spent
less than half of my life finding you and
wish to spend the rest keeping you.
Make your life a House your Heart Can live in.
With a door that is open to receive friends.
And a garden full of memorise... of many good things...
I must have been born under a lucky star,
to find a friend as nice as you are.
I will follow the rainbow to the end,
if you promise to remain my friend!!
In you need advice, text me...
If you need a friend, call me...
If you need me, come to me...
If you need money..... The SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
When I'm walking in front of u, I'm protecting u.
When I'm beside u, I'm there for u.
When I'm behind u, I'm watching over u.
When I'm along, I'm thinking of u.
In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN,
only one thing is DEFINITE, You'll always be my FRIEND,
beyond WORDS, beyond TIME and beyond DISTANCE!
I met U as a stranger,
I leave U as a friend,
as long as the world stands, our friendship nv ends.
All friends nv split N even if they do, they will meet again.
If friends were flower, I would not pick you!
I'll let you grow i nthe garden and cultivate you with
love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!
We've knwon each other by CHANCE,
became friends by CHOICE,
still friends by DECISION.
And when we say FRIENDS FOREVER,
that's definitely a lifetime promise!
I want u 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry, I Cry
U laugh... I laugh..
U jump out of d window... I look down n then..
I laugh again... ha ha ha
A day is going to end again.
It is nice to have a friend like U making my
everyday seems to great.
Thank you my good friend.
Lastly good nite n sweet dreams...
U may not be out of my sight, but not out of my heart.
U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind.
I may mean nothing to u, but u will always be special to me!!
There are many stars but moon is u,
There are many friends, but the best is u,
To forget me that's up to u, to forget u, I will never ever do.
How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when cloud exist?
How can u tell leaves not 2 fall when wind exist?
How can u tell me not 2 fall in friendship when u exist.
Knowing a friend like u has made me happy in a million ways
And if ever I have to Let you go???...

I would Find a million reason to make u stay!!!
If I could pull down the rainbow,
I would write ur name with it and put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u!!
Life is 4 u,
death is 4 me,
being happy is 4 u,
being said is 4 me,
being together is 4 u,
being lonely is 4 me,
everything 4 u,
but u r 4 me.
Message Collection: Rajiv, Faridabad
Ek khoobsurti,

Ek Tazgi,

Ek Sapna,

Ek Sacchai,

Ek Kalpana,

Ek Ahsas,

Ek Vishvas,

Yahi hai ek acche din ki shuruvat...
Have a nice day!**
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In French: "Bon jour"

In Spanish: "Te Quiro"

In Italian " Teamo"

In Yugoslav "Volim Te"

In English "Good Morning"

In Punjabi " Uth Moya Kam te nahi jana?"**

TruE LovE IS JusT LikE GhosT,
EverY OnE TalK AbouT IT,
BuT VerY FeW HavE SeeN iT.
Don't luv the luv unless the luv luvs u
and if the luv luvs u,
luv the luv in such a way that
it doesn't luv anybody else!
Friendship is made in the heart.


Silent

Unwritten

Unbreakable by the Distance

Unchangeable by time.

ONCE a FRIEND always a FRIEND.

TAKE CARE....
Before 3 days,

Before 72 hours,

Before 4990 minutes,

Before 302100 seconds,


I am the first


Who is wishing you


HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY! on 01st August
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HI!
Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera naam...
Tasvir bhi bana dali aur likha ye Paigam..
'Zinda ya murda, pakadne vale ko 5000 nakad inam...'
Aanssu tere nikle aankhen meri ho,
Dil tera Dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
Dosti hamari itni gehri ho ki,
Job tum karo aur Salary meri ho....
Kala Kajal Kala Badal, kala phul Kadaai Da,
Hek Paas se Kuddi Nahi Fasdi,
Utto bhoj Padhai Da!
Dimag jiska "ICE", Jivan uska "NICE"
Dil jiska "PURE", safalta mile "Sure"
Najar jiski "CLEAR", Wo bane sabka "Dear"

Aisa kaun aur kahan - Main Hu Na.... Najar jiski..
If u Love sum1 then add some wings 2ur Love.
After having wings if it still decide to Stay with u,
then its a True Love.
If u R iN LovE,
AcCePt iT,
ReSpEcT iT,
and EnJoY it.

But iF U r nOt, tHeN DoNt WoRRy,
b'cos SuMoNe, SoMeWhErE MuSt be WraPPing uP sO MuCh LoVe fOr YoU.
Message Collection: Others
3 glances=
1 smile

3 smiles=
1 meeting

3 meetings=
1 kiss

3 kisses=
1 proposal

3 proposals=
1 marriage

& that bloody
1 marriage =

3000000000000
problems!!
(From: Shikha)

It is scientifically
proved that
Sugar dissolves
in water ......

So pleaseeeee
don't go out
in the Rain!! Bcoz

u r so SWEET....**
(From: Shikha)

From
Mon to Sun...

From
Jan to Dec...

From
Birth till death...

My feelings
for UUU
have never changed...
For ME..
You have always been
a HEADACHE
(From: Amit Jain, Kota)
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat hi kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na karo,
call nahi to missed call hi kiya karo...!
(From: Nitin Patil, Pune)
Pujya mitravar,
Sadar pranam, in dino aapke sandesh milte hai,
jinhe padhne ke paschat hum ati anand vibhor ho oothe hai,
aap ki isi mitrata ke hum runi hai.
Prabhu se yehi prathana karte hai ke aapki chalit durbhas yantra seva pradan karti sanstha aap ko yuhi seva deti rahe,
ke jis se hum ek dusre se sandesh madhyam jude rahe..
Aap ke sandesh ki pratiksha main aap ke sahyogi evam ghanishth mitra ki aur se subh din ki shubbhecha...
Aap ka mitra
(From: Deepak Bansal, Jalgaon)
A friend is:
Who lends you...
Pen in School...
Notes in highschool...
Bike in college...
Girlfriend in University...**
(From: Deepak Bansal, Jalgaon)
The twinkle in ur eyes makes my day.
Ur smile makes my week.
Ur laugh makes my month.
Ur sweetness makes my year and loving u makes up my life**
(From: Sandeep Bafna, Kishanganj)
heartbeats r countless

spirits r ageless

dreams r endless

memories r timeless

A
friend
like
U

Priceless!**
(From: VS)

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( ,)) are special
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of
d" heart
they make u
feel loved needed & secured.
It's often not said but felt.
(From: Pankaj)
Friendship is like standingon wet cement..
the longer you stay,
d harder it is 2 leave, &
u can never go without leaving ur footprints!
Glad 2 hav u as my friend!
(From: VS)
3 glances - 1 smile
3 smiles - 1 meeting
3 meeting - 1 kiss
3 kisses - 1 proposal
3 proposal - 1 marriage
and that
1 marriage - 3 words
?
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ISKI TO GAYI...
Good Morning!
(From: Sandeep Bafna, Kishanganj))
The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track...

They never meet...
but has go together to save
the derailment of the TRAIN called
FRIENDSHIP

(From: Sandeep Bafna, Kishanganj)
Message Collection: POO, Chennai
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A Light 2 keep
our friendship
glowing forever.

When it rains,

u don't see
the sun,

but its there,

hope we can
be like that,

we don't see
each other,

but we'll alwz
be there
4 each other...

Na Milne ki
Khushi

Na bichadne ka
Gham

Na Tanha

Na Udaas hai
Hum

Kaise kahe
Kaise hai hum

Bus yuh hi
Samajh Lo

Bahut
Akele hai hum!

KeeP
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A FREiND

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THaT
NO
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CaN
TaKe
U
aWaY

FRoM
Me.

LEAVES dont' just FALL from the tree,
CLOUDS don't just FORM in the sky,
ANGELS don't just COME DOWN from heaven n
I don't just SMS any1 unless they r SPECIAL.
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a Country,
BUT just ONE man 2 make a
Happy HOME!

Let's thaNks to Our Ramu.
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but there's always
a space in my HEART 4 "U"
Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey


chal chal

hawa

aane de
A line

has no limit,
unless

you put an
end to it.

Hope our
friendship

is a line
that runs



forever!
Space seems like
an empty word,
but its full of
<S>pecial
<P>eople
<A>round
<C>aring
<E>ndlessly

Thank U 4 being a part of my space...
My FRIEND
should be...

My Medicine
When I'm in Pain

My Letter
When I'm Far

My Smile
When I'm Sad

My Handkerchef
When I Cry

My LIFE
When I DIE
LeT
Me
ShOw
YoU

tHe
BeSt
PiCture

iN
tHe WoRLd...

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HUM TUM

Frenship is Love, care, trust, understanding, noways...
Its justa source of entertainment.
Keep doing that thru calls, sms, mails, outings,
u don't do that.... Than count many of r ur frenz.. None
Thats real meaning of frenship today...and it demands...

Life brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam, When it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM,
So lets do MASTI 2gether, who knows KAL HO NA HO,
but whenever u need a frend, MAIN HOON NA!
Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka risha sirf Tum se hai,
warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte...
This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv
FIRST & d person that came into my mind is U....
so juz wanna wish you good nite...
Open with Love...

main tumse kuch
kahana chahata hu,

wahi baat jo dil
ko chu jaye,

wahi pyar ke 3
akshar,

"MERA BHARAT MAHAAN"**
If I disturb U


I am Sorry!

But I need


To Say

I...

Love...

Disturbing you...
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   ,*,
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 ('.'  ) miss
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E H
  L
   L O

Hello 2 U!
Chandani ne
Kaha ke tu pyar kar...

Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar...

Gori ko cheda to
boli muskarakar..

Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar...!
    |''''V''''| r
    |    |v|   | |   ("" (""
    |....|  |...| | ...)   ...) U
always
In whatever u do....
Remember that someone over here
is thinking of U...
It's difficult to find someone like U,
its like opening a 100 shells under the sea to find 1 pearl.

But finding U makesthe dive worthwhile!
DREAM
makes all things

Possible

HOPES
makes all things

work

LOVE
makes all things

beautiful

SMILE
makes all the
above work
possible

So

ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
Allah ke
naam pe,

maula ke
naam pe,

Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,

Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,

yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.

I am not a clock that can SMS u 24hrs a day,
but my heart will be like a clock that will nonstop care,
Love n pray 4 a spl frend like u.

Jo aasani se mile wo hai gam...
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai Rum...
Jo kisi-2 ko mile wo hai Dum...
Jo sirf nasseb walon ko mile wo hain..
HUM
                  ,!'.
   
           /  l','.
           _/ _.l.'_'.___
,_,_,_'>,_,_,_,_,_,/_

I wish everything sails...

smoothly 4 u
2day,
2morrow &
4ever

Good Day!

Saw my msg?

n0???

n0w, can u?

still can't??

c0z n0 wORds
can x-press how special u are!

Good night!

()""""()
( -.- ) kaisi
(, ) )
!.__!__!
()""""()
( -.- )
(, ) ) thi
!.__!__!
() ()
('.') kaisi ho
(,) gayi...
!.!.! without ur
sms!
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!
Did
U
KNOW?
U
R
___
l
___
l
l
___
l
l
l
___
l _l
l
l_
____
l __l
l
l_l
____
l __l
l _| antastic
l_l riend
Dostne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya,
hum to vese bhi akele the,
kya hua jo aapne hame ehsas dila diya...

Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...
Hold the laugh, leave the pain,
Be joyous dear till we meet again...

Gujre hue kal ki yaad ati hai,
kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai,
woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali jati hai,
jaab aap jaise dosto ki yaad ati hai...

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...

Aaj kal maan kar
raha hai ki main

tumhe

kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k

ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
ramayan ka

"(",)/' Oye Kitthe
<)) HO
./?
"
(.") pata kinna
<((> mis kitta
./ l. tennu???
INNNNA ,,
,______c'',)________,
))
./.> SAARA

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

()". ."() whatever
( o ) mood u r
(,,)|(,,) in now

i wish some how
()". _"() my msg
( o, ) makes u
(,,)|(,,) smile!

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
Unse Roj milne ko dil chahta hai,
kuch sunane aur sunane ko dil chahta hai,
Tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ki,
first ruth jane ko dil chahta hai...
Hey
Bhagwan!
                            = = =
,***,            ('''' o '' o '')
( c ' ?                 / /
>-- </")              ((,,

Jo log mujhe
sms nahi karte
unka mob. kho jaye!
Kya kar rahe ho?

Busy ho?

Kitne busy ho?

Thode ho? ki

bahut ho?

Agar thoda
ho to

sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur

agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??

With my

1 Heart...

2 eyes...

5 litre blood...

206 bones...

1.2million Red Cells...

60 trillion D.N.A.'s...

I wish u "Very Good Day"...

Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...
Take Care...
Courtesy: Apoorv Naidu, Indore

LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME

TAKE CARE

ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,
ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud
night
ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE, BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
sender circuit bhai
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U.

kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,
lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai
mobile hai to kar do na sms
karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..

Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra.
  
SMOKE everyday
plz!

SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka

Congratulations!
U have successfully
learnt

the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
"Ikadani Kairi tikadani kairi, kairi zhokha khay who" - Happy Akshay Tritiya to all of you from all of us.
Look I care 4u so much that I even built a Taj Mahal 4u.
(    )         ,c         (    )
 l:':l         (  )         l: :l
 l:':l .:::!!!!!!!::: . l:':l
 l:':l .l l..:''''''':..l l. l:':l
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga yka?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...

Husn Bana to Deewane bane...

Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU

Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
= = =
('''' o '' o '')
/ /
((,,


A Good luck message!
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Kanjus eke Kanjush....
Kanjus dune Makkhichus...
Makkhichus tina....
( é
       ; )
( é
Still Awake?

( ê
        ; )
( ê
GO TO SLEEP...

( |
        ; )
( |
Close your eyes!


( |
        ; )
( ê
both the eyes!


( >
        ; )
( >
Good night!
Is duniya me 3 tarah k log hi Khushnasib hote hain,
1- wo jinhe saccha pyar milta hai,
2- Jinhe Accha yaar milta hai,
aur
3- Jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai...
Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning!**
Friends are like shoes,some loose some tight,some fit just right,they help u as u walk through life.thanks for being my size.
-
I like 3 things:
The SUN
The MOON
& U (".)

Sun for the day TIME
Moon for the night TIME
& u for the
* LIFETIME *
as a GUD FRIEND
   )   )
  ( "," )
 <(    ) 90kg!
   I    L
   )  )

   (,"")>
 <(   ) 60kg
   J  L
   ) ) ?

  (." ) 30kg

<)(?
  JL     all bcoz

I"m not receiving Ur SMS!
Give call!
Zindagi Jeene ke bahane bahut hain...
Kis kis ko SMS karun kambhakt is Nacheez ke Deewane bahut hain...!!

Definition of Luv in 2004:
LUV remains till end of LIFE, only PARTNER changes,
every season:
Summer -1,
Autumn - 1,
Winter - 1,
Spring - 1, n lately
Monsoon -1.

Wish even i wud ve enjoyed all these seasons ;-)
If TiME slips away without a WoRD from ME,
u dont hv 2 WoRRY abt our RElatiOnSHip bcoz FEELiNGS
beyond WoRDS will always keep ME within your heart.
(Rajesh, Kishanganj)
Wat do i do wen i c sum1 extremely gudlooking?
i stare, i stare, i stare and i smile and wen i
get tired... i put d mirrow down...
Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki - ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..

Ek SMS to kar de jalim,
paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..
Roshi dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe,
kuch na dekar dil lena koi Unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!


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