ULTIMATE SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION #7 (100)

Message Collection: POO, Chennai
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A Light 2 keep
our friendship
glowing forever.

When it rains,

u don't see
the sun,

but its there,

hope we can
be like that,

we don't see
each other,

but we'll alwz
be there
4 each other...

Na Milne ki
Khushi

Na bichadne ka
Gham

Na Tanha

Na Udaas hai
Hum

Kaise kahe
Kaise hai hum

Bus yuh hi
Samajh Lo

Bahut
Akele hai hum!

KeeP
Me
aS
A FREiND

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KeeP
U
iN
MY
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HeaRT

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UP
&
THRow
aWay
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SO
THaT
NO
ONe

CaN
TaKe
U
aWaY

FRoM
Me.

LEAVES dont' just FALL from the tree,
CLOUDS don't just FORM in the sky,
ANGELS don't just COME DOWN from heaven n
I don't just SMS any1 unless they r SPECIAL.
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a Country,
BUT just ONE man 2 make a
Happy HOME!

Let's thaNks to Our Ramu.
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but there's always
a space in my HEART 4 "U"
Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey


chal chal

hawa

aane de
A line

has no limit,
unless

you put an
end to it.

Hope our
friendship

is a line
that runs



forever!
Space seems like
an empty word,
but its full of
<S>pecial
<P>eople
<A>round
<C>aring
<E>ndlessly

Thank U 4 being a part of my space...
My FRIEND
should be...

My Medicine
When I'm in Pain

My Letter
When I'm Far

My Smile
When I'm Sad

My Handkerchef
When I Cry

My LIFE
When I DIE
LeT
Me
ShOw
YoU

tHe
BeSt
PiCture

iN
tHe WoRLd...

()""""()()""""()
( ,'o' ) ( ,'o' )
(,) (,)  (,) (,)
HUM TUM

Frenship is Love, care, trust, understanding, noways...
Its justa source of entertainment.
Keep doing that thru calls, sms, mails, outings,
u don't do that.... Than count many of r ur frenz.. None
Thats real meaning of frenship today...and it demands...

Life brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam, When it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM,
So lets do MASTI 2gether, who knows KAL HO NA HO,
but whenever u need a frend, MAIN HOON NA!
Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka risha sirf Tum se hai,
warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte...
This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv
FIRST & d person that came into my mind is U....
so juz wanna wish you good nite...
Open with Love...

main tumse kuch
kahana chahata hu,

wahi baat jo dil
ko chu jaye,

wahi pyar ke 3
akshar,

"MERA BHARAT MAHAAN"
If I disturb U


I am Sorry!

But I need


To Say

I...

Love...

Disturbing you...
   ,*,
 (,' ') hi!
()==('')

   ,*,
 ( '.') I just
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  ,*,   cant
 ('.'  ) miss
()==)> 2 say

E H
  L
   L O

Hello 2 U!
Chandani ne
Kaha ke tu pyar kar...

Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar...

Gori ko cheda to
boli muskarakar..

Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar...!
    |''''V''''| r
    |    |v|   | |   ("" (""
    |....|  |...| | ...)   ...) U
always
In whatever u do....
Remember that someone over here
is thinking of U...
It's difficult to find someone like U,
its like opening a 100 shells under the sea to find 1 pearl.

But finding U makesthe dive worthwhile!
DREAM
makes all things

Possible

HOPES
makes all things

work

LOVE
makes all things

beautiful

SMILE
makes all the
above work
possible

So

ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
Allah ke
naam pe,

maula ke
naam pe,

Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,

Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,

yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.

I am not a clock that can SMS u 24hrs a day,
but my heart will be like a clock that will nonstop care,
Love n pray 4 a spl frend like u.

Jo aasani se mile wo hai gam...
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai Rum...
Jo kisi-2 ko mile wo hai Dum...
Jo sirf nasseb walon ko mile wo hain..
HUM
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,_,_,_'>,_,_,_,_,_,/_

I wish everything sails...

smoothly 4 u
2day,
2morrow &
4ever

Good Day!

Saw my msg?

n0???

n0w, can u?

still can't??

c0z n0 wORds
can x-press how special u are!

Good night!

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( -.- ) kaisi
(, ) )
!.__!__!
()""""()
( -.- )
(, ) ) thi
!.__!__!
() ()
('.') kaisi ho
(,) gayi...
!.!.! without ur
sms!
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!
Did
U
KNOW?
U
R
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l_l riend
Dostne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya,
hum to vese bhi akele the,
kya hua jo aapne hame ehsas dila diya...

Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...
Hold the laugh, leave the pain,
Be joyous dear till we meet again...

Gujre hue kal ki yaad ati hai,
kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai,
woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali jati hai,
jaab aap jaise dosto ki yaad ati hai...

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...

Aaj kal maan kar
raha hai ki main

tumhe

kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k

ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
ramayan ka

"(",)/' Oye Kitthe
<)) HO
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"
(.") pata kinna
<((> mis kitta
./ l. tennu???
INNNNA ,,
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))
./.> SAARA

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

()". ."() whatever
( o ) mood u r
(,,)|(,,) in now

i wish some how
()". _"() my msg
( o, ) makes u
(,,)|(,,) smile!

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
Unse Roj milne ko dil chahta hai,
kuch sunane aur sunane ko dil chahta hai,
Tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ki,
first ruth jane ko dil chahta hai...
Hey
Bhagwan!
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>-- </")              ((,,

Jo log mujhe
sms nahi karte
unka mob. kho jaye!
Kya kar rahe ho?

Busy ho?

Kitne busy ho?

Thode ho? ki

bahut ho?

Agar thoda
ho to

sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur

agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??

With my

1 Heart...

2 eyes...

5 litre blood...

206 bones...

1.2million Red Cells...

60 trillion D.N.A.'s...

I wish u "Very Good Day"...

Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...
Take Care...
Courtesy: Apoorv Naidu, Indore

LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME

TAKE CARE

ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,
ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud
night
ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE, BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
sender circuit bhai
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U.

kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,
lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai
mobile hai to kar do na sms
karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..

Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra.
  
SMOKE everyday
plz!

SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka

Congratulations!
U have successfully
learnt

the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
"Ikadani Kairi tikadani kairi, kairi zhokha khay who" - Happy Akshay Tritiya to all of you from all of us.
Look I care 4u so much that I even built a Taj Mahal 4u.
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Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga yka?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...

Husn Bana to Deewane bane...

Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU

Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
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('''' o '' o '')
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A Good luck message!
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Kanjus eke Kanjush....
Kanjus dune Makkhichus...
Makkhichus tina....
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Still Awake?

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( ê
GO TO SLEEP...

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Close your eyes!


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both the eyes!


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Good night!
Is duniya me 3 tarah k log hi Khushnasib hote hain,
1- wo jinhe saccha pyar milta hai,
2- Jinhe Accha yaar milta hai,
aur
3- Jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai...
Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning!
Friends are like shoes,some loose some tight,some fit just right,they help u as u walk through life.thanks for being my size.
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I like 3 things:
The SUN
The MOON
& U (".)

Sun for the day TIME
Moon for the night TIME
& u for the
* LIFETIME *
as a GUD FRIEND
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  (." ) 30kg

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  JL     all bcoz

I"m not receiving Ur SMS!
Give call!
Zindagi Jeene ke bahane bahut hain...
Kis kis ko SMS karun kambhakt is Nacheez ke Deewane bahut hain...!!

Definition of Luv in 2004:
LUV remains till end of LIFE, only PARTNER changes,
every season:
Summer -1,
Autumn - 1,
Winter - 1,
Spring - 1, n lately
Monsoon -1.

Wish even i wud ve enjoyed all these seasons ;-)
If TiME slips away without a WoRD from ME,
u dont hv 2 WoRRY abt our RElatiOnSHip bcoz FEELiNGS
beyond WoRDS will always keep ME within your heart.
(Rajesh, Kishanganj)
Wat do i do wen i c sum1 extremely gudlooking?
i stare, i stare, i stare and i smile and wen i
get tired... i put d mirrow down...
Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki - ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..

Ek SMS to kar de jalim,
paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..
Roshi dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe,
kuch na dekar dil lena koi Unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!
Message Collection: Rajiv, Faridabad
Days ContinuoS TO PaaS,
StaR ContinuoS to ShinE,
WhY ShuD I BrinG TearS IN MY EyeS,
WheN ShE WaS NeveR MinE....**
No matter how uglY YoU ThinK YoU are,
BuT ThE Special SomeonE WhO LoveS U Believes That
U R The MosT Beautiful & IrrestiablE ThinG ON EartH and NO OnECaN ChangE IT.
Love me the most when I deserve the Less,
as its ven I need it the Most.
Love the heart that hurts u,
but never hurt the heart that loves u,
coZ for the world u may be someone but for someone u may be world. **
My Friendship is just like a rubber band,
It is too flexible, stretch it as much as u can,
but if u leave it, it'll hurt u a lot,
really a lot!

Dont be afraid to expose yourself,
reach out and tell someone what they mean to you,
Because when u think its the right time it might be too late!

Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai.
Ur Tarriff has changed!
Now make calls acc. to d size of ur Brain.
D smaller d brain, d cheaper will b d calls.
Dont worry yaar, u can make free calls!!
Ven u get this SMS, send it 2one person U Love,
One u Hate, One u always think of & one U wish to Kill.
Now keep thinking why I hav send it to you.
One of qualities

I like most about you...

Is that you are very sentimental...

01% - Senti
99% - Mental

Ha... ha... hee... hee!
Life gives us Answers in 3 ways...
It says..

YES..

and Gives us sumthing Gud..

It says..
NO...

and Gives us sumthing Better..

It says...
WAIT...

and Gives u BEST!
*

* See this Star?

*

* It never leaves u

*

* it's a symbol

* of my care

*

* a promise

* dat i'l be ur friend 4evR.
Days are too BUSY...
Hours are too FEW...
Seconds are too FAST...

But there is Always a time for me to ask...

How R U? n hope u r FINE... MiSS U!**
Havin a Friend

So SWEET
So CARING
So TRUE
So SINCERE

Is a TREASURE!

So I can't juz imagine

How Lucky U R having Me!
Ow! I mean...
Me
having U!
Learn to Love d people who r willing to Love u at present,
4get d people d past and Thank dem 4hurting u which let u to Love d people u have rite now!
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I lost all my hair waiting 4 ur msgs.
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People say, we need maps to find treasures.
But i proved them wrong.
Coz wthout a map I found YOU!
And you will be treasured forever.
When you feel that
nobody loves U
nobody cares 4 U
& everyone is against U,
U should start asking Urself...
<)."".(> main
 ( (..)) Aisi
 ( ( .) ) Kyun hu
Message Collection: JEET
Aaj

Raat

Thik

12

Baje

ke

baad

1 bajega!
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(-,-) zzz
--(">--<")--
Sshhh.. its only me putting a blanket on u...
So that u dont get cold, have a warm & gud nite sleep! n
sweet dreams.
2004
M T W TH F S
    1  2   3  4 5
 6  7  8 any day...

    12
  9 --> 3
     6
any time

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( ' , ' )
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u'l always b A FRND OF MINE!
,,,**,,,   Bring
* ._. *   ur phone
( .__, )   close 2
> +++ < ur cheek

,,,**,,,
* -.- *
( '*' / ..   dishum
>+++<

Why dont u SMS Me!
The @nly wealth i hv,

rare pe@ple ar@und me dat i really call frndz

& y@u are 1 @f them.

Pls stay with me
s@ that pe@ple will kn@w
h@w rich i am?
Say Cheese!

SMILE!

*CLICK!*

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 ( (..) )
Delete Message?

No! Wait! B'coz I wana say somethng dats only 4 U

( )" " "( )  ( )""*( )
 ("( 'o' )    ( 'o' )")
" I MISS YOU"
Message Collection: POO, Chennai
Arre... listen... 2 ppl were askin me ur details 2day.
I gave them ur address n no. They will b visiting u soon.
Their names r JOY & HAPPINESS...!!!
-
Conducting a blood test on u...

Testing...

Testing in progress...

Result:
SORRY
HIV+ (HONEY in VEINS)

UR FULL OF HONEY, NO WONDER UR SO SWEET!
When I call u,
1 ring means i'm thinkin of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTTHA!
When I pray,
I Dn't C God Bt I knw
He listns.

Whn I SMS
I Dn't C You Bt I Knw
You think of Me
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 (",") Wth a
(")(") Smile
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me!
What's
Sweet but not honey;
Precious but not money;
bright but not sunshine;
improves with time but not wine;

Dnt knw??

It's... Meee!

Life without ur sms is
tea w/o sugar,
coffee w/o milk,
bread w/o butter,
Salard w/o onion,
Candy w/o cream,
Chicken w/o spice,
Icecream w/o ice

ME
w/o
U!
Luv is like a Ice Cube,
D Harder U Hold on to it, D faster It'll disappear.

Al u'll have in ur hand will B Tears of Crushed Love...
We're like Tea Bags, where true strength comes out when we're put in hot water. So when problems come 2 U, just think... U must be God's favourite cup of Tea.
SHOOT me,

LEAVE me,

BREAK me,

DO any thing but please

DON"T...

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10 Things I knw about U!

1. Ur a special person vid a hrt so rare

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10. n dats wot mattrers!
10 Things I like about U

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

Wat can i say?
THR is NUTHIN GUD ABUT U!
A new day, a new sun, makes us to have a new run.
Come out of your dreams and see the world outstide. Waiting for you as a new day has already begun.

Good Morning!**
A day may start or end without a message from me, but believe me it won't start or end without me thinking of u...

GOOD Morning!
U know wat happened last nite,
i went out 4 dinner, a lady starin at me, she ordered wat i did, she ate how i ate, she insist to pay my bill too, when i left d hote, she followed me, came to my car n started pullin my leg, as i m pulling urs now. Ha ha!
Are o friendwa, tohar smswa k intajar ma hum mubilwa hath me liye 1 ghante se baitha hun. Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo aur ekad msgwa bhijwai do...

_Tohra Dost..
L o n g t i m e a g o...

o n l y idiots used...

to read my S M S.

And, t o d a y,



the history continues....
I have a special menu for you:

A glass of CARE,

A Plate of LOVE,

A Spoon of PEACE,

A fork of TRUST,

and
A Bowl of HAPPINESS...

So hog nicely!
u knw y people r jealous of u...?

coz u r smart?

Or, coz u r cute

Or, then u r gorgeous?

No!

They r jealous coz


U ve a cute n sweet FRen like ME.
I'm shocked 2 know, i'm really upset.
I dont know how 2 inform U.

Bt I've 2 let U know dat U've symptoms of
A-I-D-S
(Adoring, Intelligent, Dear, Sweetlover) !!
Smile in pleasure, smile in pain, smile when trouble pours like a rain... smile when someone hurts u... smile b'coz someone still cares 4 u...
Sometimes I forget to ask
are u ok?

Sometimes I even miss to say
Hi!

But it doesn't mean that
you're forgotten... No

I m just lazy... like u...
Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai!

Good Morning!))
Longest love is Mother's love,
Shortest love is others love,
Sweetest love is Lover's love,
BUT Strongest love is friends love.
Like u and me.**
F: FIELD of LOVE!

R: ROOT of JOY!

I: ISLAND of GOD!

E: END of SORROW!

N: NAME of HOPE!

D: DOOR of UNDERSTANDING!

tats YOU my FRIEND.
Every failure is a lesson well-learned,
Every Success is a battle well-fought,
and
TRUE Love is a jewel well-kept,
in one's heart...
Dont" keep me in ur eyes, i may fall as tears.
Keep me in ur heart, so that ur every "heart beat" may reminds u that there is "someone 4 u".
Whenever I miss u, Stars falls down from the Sky,
So any day if u find the sky empty, don't blame me!
Its all your fault, you made me miss you so much!
--|--
In the rythm of life,
we sometimes find ourselves out of tune,

but as long as thr r friends like u to provide the melody - the music plays on.
There"s a st@ry BiHind every friendship.
Each friend we make is a start @f each st@ry,
our st@ry had a w@nderful beginning...
H@pe this st@ry, Never has an ending
Know what makes me happy wen u msg me?
Not ur Jokes, Graphics or sweet msgs but ur NAME that "APPEARS" on the cell when it beeps knowing that u remember me.
When we sigh about our problems,
they grow D_O_U_B_L_E.
But when we laugh about them...
they become ö ö ö ö ö BuBBLes!

Have a bubbly life!
When words fail, Eyes Work.
When Eyes fail, Heart Works
When Heart fails...
To kya?
Samjhe
tapak gaya,
MAMU...!
A smile costs less than Electricity,
but gives more light...
Always smile as it is language which everyone understand...
So keep smiling :-)
Good morning!
In life 5 things can come at any time...
MONEY
FRIENDSHIP


LOVE
DEATH

AND
????


.......
MY SMS.
Have a nice day!
Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane...!!!
Love is like a bird,
if u hold it tightly it dies,
if u hold it slightly, it flies,
plz take good care of it...
Don't Luv 1, dont' luv 2,
but Luv the 1 who Luvs u.
Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum...
Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...
Friendship happens inside the heart.
Slient...
Unwritten..
Unbreakable by distance...
Unchangeable by time...

Once a FRIEND, always a FRIEND...
Message Collection: Noori
,,,, .*.
(,' ') (' ',)
(')_() ()_(')
,,, .*.
( ,")(", )
(')_()()_(')
,,, *.
( 'x' )
('_()()_(')
smak
smak
smak
smak
smak
.( ö' ).
.' ( "(,) '.
',,,¿.¿J,,,',,,
hum bohot udaas hai aap ke bina,
,,, ?
(.") jaha
<( :)> b dekhu
,,J L,,
,,, ,,
(,") (".) nazar
<( :)><(")>ateh
,,J L,,,J L,,ho
miss u jaan
it hurts
/)') ('('
( ') faselai (' )
(,,,,,) dur! (,,,,,)
par ho hamesha dil ke paas
judaai badi buri cheez hai
mar bi sakti hai kissi ko (>"<)
()""()
,._( 'o' )_.,
'.-- $ --.'
(") (")
()"'()""()
( 'o( __)
(,( (,)
("( ___)")
is ko kehte hai
pyar wali jhapphi

; (


(é-
; (
(é-

( ) -
; (
( ) -

(é -
; (
(é -

boht yad ateh ho jaan
wapas ajao jaldi se kuch acha nahi lagta tumbin
Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,
dono mein farakh sirf itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.
//$ ' ; ; ' ))/
((( ,-' '-. t
/ ))/ /
,/))/))((/((/;,
//$ - ;; - ))/
((( ,-''-. t
I MISS YOU! jaan
If u drop me, i'll break; if u hold me, i'll shak
if u need me, i'll hurry; if u don't call me, i'll worry
if u hurt me, i'll cry,
but friend, if u leave me, i'll die....
Take my hand And lead me from this place...
Chase away my doubts and fears,
Wipe the tears from off my face...
I can't stand alone.
I need your hand to hold
(From: Noori))
Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade

yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai,
jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega
Message Collection: Others
Shadi karna tha par kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti nahi!
-
INGREDIENTS:
10g hasit,
10g Pyar
20g Sukh dukh share karne ka vada,
5g kasme, thodi si takrar
50g kabhi na khatma hone wali batein

RESULT: FRNDS 4ever
Tis nyc.. d kind of frndship we have, we dnt get 2c, tok 2 or txt each othr dat much. But wen we do, we jus sorta pikup wer we left off. no ifs, no buts...
(>-<)
( 'o',)
(,,)Y(,,) 4 U!
L.L.J

*(>-<)*.*.*
("( 'o',)")*.*.
*'.( Y )/*.*.
* .L.L.J*.*.*
A Shower of Happiness
(From: Ash)

<>
<>
<>
<>

D<>
<>
<>
<>N

O<>
D<>
<>N
<>I

O<>
O<>N
D<>I
<>G

G<>N '.+'+.+
O<>I + Sweet.'
O<>T 'Dreams+
D<>E+ .'+.+.
(From: Ash)

(>;;<)
,;( ' ; '),
:,($;--!;->
LJJ '

-->


;--->

;--->"

.:;!""v""!;:.
":.I LOVE .:"
YOU
";..;"
(From: Ash)

,,, .*.
(,' ') (' ',)
(')=() () ((')
Any1 lookin, no!

.,,, .*.
( ,'')('', )
(')=()()((')
be kwik...

,,, *.
( 'x' )
(')=()()((')
mwaahh!!!!!
(From: Ash)

Pleaz pray 4 me...

,***,
( c ' ?
>-- </")

..My medical
results diagnosed
that Im becoming
cuter daily.

But don't worry
its not contagious;
just INCURABLE!
(From: Ash)

Please turn ur mobile
upside down & read hurry!!

37OHSSV O773H
(From: Ash)

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
(From: Sachin)
L o n g t i m e a g o...

o n l y idiots used...

to read my S M S.

And, t o d a y,

the history continues
(From: Sachin)

3 things I miss
Abt U...

,.: I :., Ur Hair

,.: I :.,
o (.)(.) o UR EYES

,.: I :.,
o (.)(.) o
..
(----)

Ur SMILE!

Aauw..

so CUTE...

(From: JEET)
(>""'<)
( ';' )
(,,) (,,)
Hush... Hush..

(>""'<)
( ';' )
(") (,,)
ThinkinG of me?

(>""'<)
( ' ;')
(,,) (")
No??!

(>""'<)
( )
( )
Then KATTI!!

,,.
('v')
(( ))
>"-"-

,,.
('v')
(( ))
>"-"-

,,.
('v')
(( ))
>"-"-


,,.
(('v'))
>"-"-

,,.
('v')
(( ))
>"-"-

Just checking
if U are ok there!

(>"<)
o", ) Ur so
(Y (,) sweet
J.J.L ... that

(>"<)
('("o, )") the
( Y )/ moment
J.J.L I see ya,

(>"<)
o" , ) me
(")(")(,) marjava.

(From: Ash)

wen I go wrong,need ur hand 2 correct,wen emotions bust out,need ur hand 2 catch,wen i win, need ur hand 2 pat.in short -YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE THAKUR (Sachin)
In the rythm of life,
we sometimes find ourselves out of tune,

but as long as thr r friends like u to provide the melody - the music plays on. (Sachin)

wat makes a frndship special is d way each one remembers d oder wen dey r apart.
dey mis d talks,d lafs n d tyme dey wer 2gedr.
lyf changes,memries dont...
i miss u...(Nikky)
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
?

?
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi
(Sachin Bafna)
   (> " <)
   (. "  o) Are You
   (@"(,) Busy?
    ?.?.

OK..

    (>"<) I SIT
    o:  , ) Here.
   (")(")(,)

I wOn'T go UnLess n uNtil U sMS me (Jeet)
The best teacher is ur heart,
The best healer iis time,
The best judge is ur conscious.
Ur best friend could only be GOD & ur
CUTEST FRIEND can only be ME!
(Sachin)
First of first is first of you,
Then there are zeros two
First of last is last of you,
Now you tell me what are you?

"F-O-O-L"
RITE!
You are ABCDEFGHIJK!
(Read on)

A - Attractive
B - Beautiful
C - Cute
D - Dazzling
E - Excellent
F - Funny
G - Great
H - Hot
I J K-
I am Just Kidding!!
Message Collection: POO, Chennai
 .-"-.
(___)

 .-"-. (',)
(___) @====

  ,(,",
  /,) @====
 .-"-.
(___)

  /',)
 .-"-.
(___)

A Light 2 keep
our friendship
glowing forever.

When it rains,

u don't see
the sun,

but its there,

hope we can
be like that,

we don't see
each other,

but we'll alwz
be there
4 each other...

Na Milne ki
Khushi

Na bichadne ka
Gham

Na Tanha

Na Udaas hai
Hum

Kaise kahe
Kaise hai hum

Bus yuh hi
Samajh Lo

Bahut
Akele hai hum!

KeeP
Me
aS
A FREiND

=&=
i'LL

KeeP
U
iN
MY
( "v" )
  'V'
HeaRT

LOck
iT
UP
&
THRow
aWay
THe
keY ;;== <>

SO
THaT
NO
ONe

CaN
TaKe
U
aWaY

FRoM
Me.

LEAVES dont' just FALL from the tree,
CLOUDS don't just FORM in the sky,
ANGELS don't just COME DOWN from heaven n
I don't just SMS any1 unless they r SPECIAL.
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a Country,
BUT just ONE man 2 make a
Happy HOME!

Let's thaNks to Our Ramu.
|         10.10 |
| No Space    |
| for new       |
| messages    |


but there's always
a space in my HEART 4 "U"
Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey


chal chal

hawa

aane de
A line

has no limit,
unless

you put an
end to it.

Hope our
friendship

is a line
that runs



forever!
Space seems like
an empty word,
but its full of
<S>pecial
<P>eople
<A>round
<C>aring
<E>ndlessly

Thank U 4 being a part of my space...
My FRIEND
should be...

My Medicine
When I'm in Pain

My Letter
When I'm Far

My Smile
When I'm Sad

My Handkerchef
When I Cry

My LIFE
When I DIE
LeT
Me
ShOw
YoU

tHe
BeSt
PiCture

iN
tHe WoRLd...

()""""()()""""()
( ,'o' ) ( ,'o' )
(,) (,)  (,) (,)
HUM TUM

Frenship is Love, care, trust, understanding, noways...
Its justa source of entertainment.
Keep doing that thru calls, sms, mails, outings,
u don't do that.... Than count many of r ur frenz.. None
Thats real meaning of frenship today...and it demands...

Life brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam, When it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM,
So lets do MASTI 2gether, who knows KAL HO NA HO,
but whenever u need a frend, MAIN HOON NA!
Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka risha sirf Tum se hai,
warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte...
This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv
FIRST & d person that came into my mind is U....
so juz wanna wish you good nite...
Open with Love...

main tumse kuch
kahana chahata hu,

wahi baat jo dil
ko chu jaye,

wahi pyar ke 3
akshar,

"MERA BHARAT MAHAAN"
If I disturb U


I am Sorry!

But I need


To Say

I...

Love...

Disturbing you...
   ,*,
 (,' ') hi!
()==('')

   ,*,
 ( '.') I just
()==)>

  ,*,   cant
 ('.'  ) miss
()==)> 2 say

E H
  L
   L O

Hello 2 U!
Chandani ne
Kaha ke tu pyar kar...

Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar...

Gori ko cheda to
boli muskarakar..

Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar...!
    |''''V''''| r
    |    |v|   | |   ("" (""
    |....|  |...| | ...)   ...) U
always
In whatever u do....
Remember that someone over here
is thinking of U...
It's difficult to find someone like U,
its like opening a 100 shells under the sea to find 1 pearl.

But finding U makesthe dive worthwhile!
DREAM
makes all things

Possible

HOPES
makes all things

work

LOVE
makes all things

beautiful

SMILE
makes all the
above work
possible

So

ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
Allah ke
naam pe,

maula ke
naam pe,

Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,

Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,

yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.

I am not a clock that can SMS u 24hrs a day,
but my heart will be like a clock that will nonstop care,
Love n pray 4 a spl frend like u.

Jo aasani se mile wo hai gam...
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai Rum...
Jo kisi-2 ko mile wo hai Dum...
Jo sirf nasseb walon ko mile wo hain..
HUM
                  ,!'.
   
           /  l','.
           _/ _.l.'_'.___
,_,_,_'>,_,_,_,_,_,/_

I wish everything sails...

smoothly 4 u
2day,
2morrow &
4ever

Good Day!

Saw my msg?

n0???

n0w, can u?

still can't??

c0z n0 wORds
can x-press how special u are!

Good night!

()""""()
( -.- ) kaisi
(, ) )
!.__!__!
()""""()
( -.- )
(, ) ) thi
!.__!__!
() ()
('.') kaisi ho
(,) gayi...
!.!.! without ur
sms!
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!
Did
U
KNOW?
U
R
___
l
___
l
l
___
l
l
l
___
l _l
l
l_
____
l __l
l
l_l
____
l __l
l _| antastic
l_l riend
Dostne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya,
hum to vese bhi akele the,
kya hua jo aapne hame ehsas dila diya...

Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...
Hold the laugh, leave the pain,
Be joyous dear till we meet again...

Gujre hue kal ki yaad ati hai,
kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai,
woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali jati hai,
jaab aap jaise dosto ki yaad ati hai...

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...

Aaj kal maan kar
raha hai ki main

tumhe

kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k

ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
ramayan ka

"(",)/' Oye Kitthe
<)) HO
./?
"
(.") pata kinna
<((> mis kitta
./ l. tennu???
INNNNA ,,
,______c'',)________,
))
./.> SAARA

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

()". ."() whatever
( o ) mood u r
(,,)|(,,) in now

i wish some how
()". _"() my msg
( o, ) makes u
(,,)|(,,) smile!

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
Unse Roj milne ko dil chahta hai,
kuch sunane aur sunane ko dil chahta hai,
Tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ki,
first ruth jane ko dil chahta hai...
Hey
Bhagwan!
                            = = =
,***,            ('''' o '' o '')
( c ' ?                 / /
>-- </")              ((,,

Jo log mujhe
sms nahi karte
unka mob. kho jaye!
Kya kar rahe ho?

Busy ho?

Kitne busy ho?

Thode ho? ki

bahut ho?

Agar thoda
ho to

sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur

agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??

With my

1 Heart...

2 eyes...

5 litre blood...

206 bones...

1.2million Red Cells...

60 trillion D.N.A.'s...

I wish u "Very Good Day"...

Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...
Take Care...
Courtesy: Apoorv Naidu, Indore

LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME

TAKE CARE

ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,
ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud
night
ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE, BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
sender circuit bhai
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U.

kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,
lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai
mobile hai to kar do na sms
karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..

Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra.
  
SMOKE everyday
plz!

SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka

Congratulations!
U have successfully
learnt

the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
"Ikadani Kairi tikadani kairi, kairi zhokha khay who" - Happy Akshay Tritiya to all of you from all of us.
Look I care 4u so much that I even built a Taj Mahal 4u.
(    )         ,c         (    )
 l:':l         (  )         l: :l
 l:':l .:::!!!!!!!::: . l:':l
 l:':l .l l..:''''''':..l l. l:':l
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga yka?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...

Husn Bana to Deewane bane...

Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU

Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
= = =
('''' o '' o '')
/ /
((,,


A Good luck message!
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Kanjus eke Kanjush....
Kanjus dune Makkhichus...
Makkhichus tina....
( é
       ; )
( é
Still Awake?

( ê
        ; )
( ê
GO TO SLEEP...

( |
        ; )
( |
Close your eyes!


( |
        ; )
( ê
both the eyes!


( >
        ; )
( >
Good night!
Is duniya me 3 tarah k log hi Khushnasib hote hain,
1- wo jinhe saccha pyar milta hai,
2- Jinhe Accha yaar milta hai,
aur
3- Jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai...
Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning!
Friends are like shoes,some loose some tight,some fit just right,they help u as u walk through life.thanks for being my size.
-
I like 3 things:
The SUN
The MOON
& U (".)

Sun for the day TIME
Moon for the night TIME
& u for the
* LIFETIME *
as a GUD FRIEND
   )   )
  ( "," )
 <(    ) 90kg!
   I    L
   )  )

   (,"")>
 <(   ) 60kg
   J  L
   ) ) ?

  (." ) 30kg

<)(?
  JL     all bcoz

I"m not receiving Ur SMS!
Give call!
Zindagi Jeene ke bahane bahut hain...
Kis kis ko SMS karun kambhakt is Nacheez ke Deewane bahut hain...!!

Definition of Luv in 2004:
LUV remains till end of LIFE, only PARTNER changes,
every season:
Summer -1,
Autumn - 1,
Winter - 1,
Spring - 1, n lately
Monsoon -1.

Wish even i wud ve enjoyed all these seasons ;-)
If TiME slips away without a WoRD from ME,
u dont hv 2 WoRRY abt our RElatiOnSHip bcoz FEELiNGS
beyond WoRDS will always keep ME within your heart.
(Rajesh, Kishanganj)
Wat do i do wen i c sum1 extremely gudlooking?
i stare, i stare, i stare and i smile and wen i
get tired... i put d mirrow down...
Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki - ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..

Ek SMS to kar de jalim,
paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..
Roshi dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe,
kuch na dekar dil lena koi Unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!


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