ULTIMATE SMS MESSAGES COLLECTION #5 (100)

Message Collection: POO, Chennai
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Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile,
ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost,
maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.
God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje mein
bheja hi nahi bheja.
Ye mujhe kisi ne bheja, isiliye maine tujhe bheja!
Log apna banake chodd dete hai...
Rishta gairo se jodd lete hai..
Hum to eak phool bhi na todd sake..
Log to dil bhi todd dete hai!
Ooopss...!
...ouch!
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   )      (
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 _().o.()) ..ohh!
I fell down from d Bed, trying 2 reach 4 my cell.
juz 2 wish u a...
GooD Morning!
Our FRNDSHP is not like
NIKE - Just do it, not like
PEPSI - Yeh dil mange more, not like
WILLS - made 4 each other, BUT like
LIC - Zindagi k saath bhi, zindagi ke baad bhi!
Gateway of memories will never close,
how much I miss u no one knows,
days will pass on to years and
I will remember you in my silent tears...
Lifes so beautiful!
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Cute Sender ")") everyday
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Dhaniya Rs. 3

Mirchi Rs. 4

Aaloo Rs. 5

Kaanda Rs 6

Tomato Rs. 10

Palak Rs. 15



ye sab to mahanga
hai

Par SMS to sasta
hai!


Phir karte kyo
nahi?
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Good Morning!
For me U r as...
Chees 4 Pizza...

Passport 4 Visa...

Butter 4 Bread...

Ice 4 Freezer...

Cream 4 cake...

Water 4 Lake...

Leaf 4 tree...

a FRIEND like u is 4ever 4 me!
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskarane ki aadat nahi rahi,
yeh soch ke ki koi manane nahi aayega,
ab hamein ruth jane ki aadat nahi rahi**
Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara,
Intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara,
Kab hogi is Kambakht mobile mein roshin
aur kab ayenga tera sms!
Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng;
Najar ko badlo, najare badal jayenge;
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishao ko badlo
KINARE badal jayenge
I heard someone saying your name,
but when i turned around to see who it was,
I noticed I was alone,
then I realised it was my heart telling me that - I MISS U
Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? it contains load of love, affection and prayers to keep u happy n safe. have a nice sleep. Good nite!**
Do
me
favor plz.
Wud
U
plz
smle?
Ok!
Dats
it
A
litle
wider
plz.
ok!
Now
hold
it.
CLICK!
 ,****,
 (@..@)
  "(--)" Wow ur so photogenic


Duniya mein teen hi cheez ek dam popular hai...

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  ./<.

  ,,,  
 (,")/" apun ka
  <)" ishtyle...&
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  ,,,
 (",)/" APUN ka
  ./)" SMS kya!
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A friend gives hope when life is low,
A friend is a place you've no where to go,
A friend is Honest, friend is True,
A friend is Precious a friend is You!
Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,
ronak ho nerolac paint jaise,
mehak ho Axe jaise,
tazgi ho colgate jaise,
aur tenssion free rahe huggies jaise
our FRIENDSHIP is a blank cheque for ME
It"s an ASSET not a LIABLITY
always a CREDITnot DEBIT
always a PROFIT not a LOSS
& I HOPE IT WILL NOT BOUNCE!
Plants are green and earth is blue,
why ur so nice to me i want a clue,
whatever may be the reason like u,
b'coz in world like this i will never,
get a friend like you
Mausam ki bahar acchi ho
phoolo ki kaliya kacchi ho
hamari ye dosti sacchi ho
RAB bas ek dua hai meri dost ki har subah acchi ho!
Good Morning!***
() ".' ()
(  (X))
(_3#_) will I ever forget u?

() _'_"()
((X)    )
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(   (X))
(_3#_)

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((x)    )
(_3#_)

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( ( x) )
(_3#_) Na ji na
You will always IMPRESS people because you have... TALENT,
LOOKS,
INTELLIGENCE,
And
If that isn't enough....
Tell them Ur "MY" Friend
No Shadows 2 Dipress U
Only Joys 2 Surround U
Many Frnz 2 Luv U
God Himself 2 Bless U
These r my Wishes 4 U
4 2day 2morow & Everyday!
Gud Morng! Have a nice day!!
People like Ur found only once in lifetime so u better take care of ur self coz i don't want 2 wastw another lifetime 2 find a sweet friend like u.**
Ok Even if I don't see you...
even if we hav...
L talks
E Hellos
S Stories
S Greetings
always remember dat my friendship will never b LESS 4 YOU*
Koi gila shikava na rahe aapse,
arzoo hai ke ek silsila rahe aapse.
Bas is baat ki ummeede hai aapse,
Khafa na hona, agar koi khata ho hamse.
Im sorry but i dont wanna talk to you anymore.... good bye 4 ever
Mr Dr says i should avoid SWEET stuff...
and YOU are right at the top of the sweet list
1 Advice-Take care,
1 Request-Don't change,
1 Wish Don't forget me,
1 Lie-I Hate You,
1 Truth-I Miss U,
1 Hope-We will always be Good Friends
Reh reh kar aapki yaad aati hai,
SMS na aane ki wajah satati hai,
Soch raha hu jarur koi gam hai,
ya phir Airtel ne charge shuru kar diya uska gam hai...
   ;,'.'.',;  You know?
   (  = )   I miss you
    > <

Sit Beside me ok?

Now Im happy!
   ;,'.'.',; <)". ."<)
   (  _ )   (  (..)  )
Meri Yaad aaye 2 yaad karo,
jyada yaad aaye 2 MSG karo,
aur jyada aaye 2 FONE karo,
aur b jyada aaye 2 MILO,
usse b jyada aaye 2
plz jhoot bolna band karo...
There is no special occasion today,
no reason to text,
no news to share,
and no problems to air.

It's just one of those times I wish to say
I REMEMBERED U!
"DREAMS visit us when we are asleep" but
GOD is truly wise, He wakes us up each day
and gives us every chance to make our
DREAMS come true!

Good Morning!**
Hum bigadte hai to bhuchal aa jata hai,
Hum machalte hai to toofan machal jata hai,
humko na karo koshish badalne ki, hum badalte hai to
ITIHAS BADAL JATA hai!
Ishwar karte Hardin...
Aapki khushiyan..
PETROL ke BHAV ki tarah badhe...

Aur gham
BIPASHA ke KAPDON ke tarah kamm ho!

Have a nice day...
If I get ur SMILE, I dont need FLOWERS,
If I get ur VOICE, I dont need MUSIC,
If u speak to me, I dont need anybody else,
U just b my FRIEND, I dont need the WORLD!
Friendship is a little more trust, a little less try,
a little more laugh, a little less cry,
a little more luv, a little less fight
a little more WE & a little less I
I may not be the
"Perfect Friend"

That U R
looking for...

not even
the "BEST"
among them all...

But surely
I'm a friend
who always care for...
YOU...
Hum tere dil me rahenge SMS bankar,
Tere dil pe khilenge ringtone bankar,
kabhi aapne dil se juda na samajhna,
Hum Tere dil ke saath chalenge Roaming Network bankar!
Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of love,
bcos sun rises in east and sets in west but
friendship rises in HEART and sets after DEATH
Have a "Heart" that never Break$,
Have a "Smile" that never Fades,
Have a touch that never Hurt$,
Have a "Friendship" that never Ends
Like Ours!
True f'ship never fades with time :-)
becomes more tasteful like old WINE ::))
only a friend can understand words and
convert the rolling tears into a smile!
I hide my tears when I say your Name,
But the Pain in My Heart is still the same,
Although I smile and seem Carefree,
Theres No one who Misses you more Than Me...
SOMETIMES we mUst be
HURT
in order
to GROW

FAIL
in order
to KNOW

LOSE
in order
to GAIN

& SOMETIMES
wE havE
to be
B R O K E N
so we can be
WHOLE again!
SavE a spacE FOr ME
in Ur
HEART
& not in Ur Mind.

The mindeasily forgEts,
But the hEart
ALWAYS REMEMBERS.

Like now,
i remEmbEr U

& that"s
from MY HEART.

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Night finally arrived!
so b4 u sleep, i'd like 2 wish u...
      "
    (,") Good Nite!
  <(,/L

 

Mobiles R irritating
rings every now & then,
recharging battery,
messages get delayed
but one thing i luv abt it,
it connects ME & U

Care is one the main ingredient dat keeps closenes alive despite distance and schedule. Since I cant always see you,
let my care be with you 4ever.
Each time MY name appears on UR Phone U smile like

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  (c______,)
""-"LJI_II_ILJ"=""

right!
SmS dosnt mean "SHORT msgin SERVICE"
It also means
Share My Sweetness
Search My Soul
Seek My Sweetheart
Succeed My Smarty
See ME Smilin

So Keep SMSING.
One day u"ll ask me what's more important to me,
U or MY LIFE?
I"say MY LIFE & U will walk away not even knowing that
Friends like U r my life!
This is a smart test, try 2 solve wat it means:
R + CAT + SHOE - RAT + SUN - CHOSE + MOON + I 0 NOON + GOAL + T - GOAT - U +E!
SMS me the answer, Think Hard!
If u care 4 me, I Care 4 u.
U miss me, I miss U,
U like me, I like U,
U msg me, I msg U,
U forget me, I"m sorry this wher I'M different from u?
I" KILL U!!
Message Collection: Warshar
Ur only mine wen i dream.wen i wake i wanna scream.ur not mine im all alone.i can only text u on my fone.do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u!
If dreams werent dreams & dreams came true i woodnt b here id b wiv u.Distance is 1 thing dat keeps us apart.But ull always remain in my heart!
Y do we close our eyes wen we sleep- wen we dream, wen we kiss?dis is becoz the most precious thing in the world is unseen.Wen i close my eyes i c u!
Dream a dream 2nite as u sleep.smile a smile 2morrow that u may keep.may all of ur dreams and wishes come true cause i could`nt find a better friend like u!
"In ur darkest hour wen ur fed up & blue.just remember this I'll always be there 4 u.Im no angel N cant change ur fate.but I'll do anything 4 u coz ur my m8."
ur a mate wiv a heart of gold.how much u mean to me can never be told.ur sum1 2b talked bout so sweet and true.1 in a million dats u
There is a gift that gold cannot buy a blessing dats rare & true.dats d gift of a wonderful friend like d friend dat i have in u!
Sum1 sum where dreamz of ur smiles & whilst thinking of u says life is worthwhile.so wen ur lonely remember its true.that sum1 sum where is thinking of u.
like a fallen star u fel into my life.u made me smile wen thingz werent rite..if hugz were water id send u the c.n sail away 4eva jus u n me.
R we friends or r we not.U told me once but i 4got.of all d m8s ive eva met ur d 1 i wont 4get.& if i die b4 u do i will go 2 heaven & wait 4 u!
God in heaven God above please protect the friend i love.Sent wiv a smile:-) sealed with a kiss.i love my friend whos reading this xx
A very special m8 of mine.in my heart all da time.to c u wiv a happy smile makes my life feel worthwhile.warm & carin ur feelins true.im glad i av a m8 like u!
Life can be hard & not always fun.But as night brings dark mornin brings sun.Wen life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care.Give me a call coz I'll always b there!
Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!
Uve touched my heart uve touched my soul.bcos of u I now feel whole.U'll always b my closest friend.u'll b in my heart 2 the very end.
Dreams r2b 4goten reality to b lived.desires 2b fulfilled & destiny 2b reached.where it began.where will it end.friends from da start.friends til da end!
i cant txt u roses or fax u my heart.id email u kisses but wed stil b apart.i luv u 2 pieces n just wish ud c dat i care 4 u so much coz u mean da world 2 me.
Many ppl will wlk in and out of ur life.but only tru friends will leave foot prints in ur heart. . . . .u left urs in mine -x-
The recipe of friendship:
1 cup of sharing.
2 cups of caring.
3 cups of forgiveness & hugs.

Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
A friend gives hope wen life is low.A friend is a place where you can go.A friend is honest- A friend is true.A friend is precious.A friend is u!
A GOOD FRIEND ISLIKE A 'COMPUTER''ENTERS' UR LIFE.'SAVES' U IN DA HEART.'FORMATS' UR PROBLEMS.'SHIFTS' U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA 'DELETS' U 4RM DA HEART
Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart
I opened my purse and found it empty.i reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins then i searched my heart and found u!dats wen i realised how rich i am
uv been called b4 cupids court 4 stealin my heart.trespassin in my dreams & robin me of my senses.uv been sentened 2 a lifetime wiv me- how do u plead?
1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.
1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.
1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!
To live dis life i need a heartbeat.to have a heartbeat i need a heart.to have heart i need happiness.to have happiness i need u!
Friendship is like rose, looking at it easy but reaching at it is full of obstacles.
One day u'll ask me: "whats more important to u- me or ur life?" ill say "my life" and u'll go and leave without even knowing that u are my life.
Message Collection: Prakash, Delhi
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/__/I
I__I/ this is
a gift for u

want to see what's inside?

("*") My Heart

and

my care (",)

hope the friendship we share last forever...
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Standing by
my window

Waiting 4 ur
message

If u dont sms,
i will jump
FROM

GROUNDFLOOR
& I mean it
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k

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t an

thanks!
...for being one of my life's
sweetest    (' ',)
friend...   ( )**( )
(Pramod Borse, Nashik)
Dil ke gumo ko kahna sher hai koi baat nahi,
DIl se chaho kisi ko koi baat nahin,
Arey taqleef to tab hoti hai,
jab koi unhe sun kar jab koi wah wah karta hai!*
Haal-e-dil kuch is tarah hamara hai,
yaad tumhe din me 100 bar kiya karte hai,
jab na aaye kabhi sms tumhara,
purana sms hi padh liya karte hai...
Someone never forgets you...
and that is... (put first letter of your name)
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Good Morning! Have a nice day!
Message Collection: Others
Wo mile humko kahan bankar,
Dil me rahe pyar ki nishani bankar,
Hum jinhe jagah dete hai ankho ke andar,
Wo aksar nikal jate hai paani bankar.
Dil me hamesha ek SHOR ho raha hai,
bin sms BOR ho raha he,
kahi aisa to nahi ke ek pyara sa DOST
mujhse DOOR ho raha hai..
Dosti hoti hai diley raaz batane k liye,
hum apni hasi mitade aapko hasane k liye,
milne ki to aapko fursat nahi,
to hum sms karte hai aapni yaad dilane ke LIYE.
Sms ka sangrah karke kya payenga baccha?
Balance ki maya chhod, sms bhej.
Mitro se sampark banaye rakhne me swarg ki prapti ka sukh hai vats,
moh tyag. sms bhej
Kaise ho? Maze me?
tabiyat kaisi? baki anand mangal?
ungli me dard nahi na? ankh bhi ok?
dimag thikane?
kaamal he yar fir to SMS kar sakte ho!
Din mein deep jalane se kya hoga,
raah mein aag lagane se kya hoga,
jinhe hamari yaad bhi nahi aati unhe sms karne se kya hoga..**
Pyar karo par dokha mat dena...
kisi ko ansuoon ka tohfa mat dena...
dil se kose koi tumhe zindagi bhar..
aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena..
(Collection: Noori)
always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.
(Collection: Noori)
Dua karte hai ham sar jhukaye,
ae dost aap apni manjil ko paye,
Agar kabhi teri raho mein andhera aaye,
to roshni ke lyie khuda hamko jalaye..
Happy Friendship!
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Message Collection: POO, Chennai
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A Light 2 keep
our friendship
glowing forever.

When it rains,

u don't see
the sun,

but its there,

hope we can
be like that,

we don't see
each other,

but we'll alwz
be there
4 each other...

Na Milne ki
Khushi

Na bichadne ka
Gham

Na Tanha

Na Udaas hai
Hum

Kaise kahe
Kaise hai hum

Bus yuh hi
Samajh Lo

Bahut
Akele hai hum!

KeeP
Me
aS
A FREiND

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i'LL

KeeP
U
iN
MY
( "v" )
  'V'
HeaRT

LOck
iT
UP
&
THRow
aWay
THe
keY ;;== <>

SO
THaT
NO
ONe

CaN
TaKe
U
aWaY

FRoM
Me.

LEAVES dont' just FALL from the tree,
CLOUDS don't just FORM in the sky,
ANGELS don't just COME DOWN from heaven n
I don't just SMS any1 unless they r SPECIAL.
It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,
Million soldiers 2 protect a Country,
BUT just ONE man 2 make a
Happy HOME!

Let's thaNks to Our Ramu.
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but there's always
a space in my HEART 4 "U"
Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey


chal chal

hawa

aane de
A line

has no limit,
unless

you put an
end to it.

Hope our
friendship

is a line
that runs



forever!
Space seems like
an empty word,
but its full of
<S>pecial
<P>eople
<A>round
<C>aring
<E>ndlessly

Thank U 4 being a part of my space...
My FRIEND
should be...

My Medicine
When I'm in Pain

My Letter
When I'm Far

My Smile
When I'm Sad

My Handkerchef
When I Cry

My LIFE
When I DIE
LeT
Me
ShOw
YoU

tHe
BeSt
PiCture

iN
tHe WoRLd...

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( ,'o' ) ( ,'o' )
(,) (,)  (,) (,)
HUM TUM

Frenship is Love, care, trust, understanding, noways...
Its justa source of entertainment.
Keep doing that thru calls, sms, mails, outings,
u don't do that.... Than count many of r ur frenz.. None
Thats real meaning of frenship today...and it demands...

Life brings Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gam, When it ends NA TUM JANO NA HUM,
So lets do MASTI 2gether, who knows KAL HO NA HO,
but whenever u need a frend, MAIN HOON NA!
Ajnabi galiyon se hum gujra nahi karte,
Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi karte,
Ye dosti ka risha sirf Tum se hai,
warna itne SMS hum kisiko kiya nahi karte...
This is my LAST message of d day 4 d person I care & luv
FIRST & d person that came into my mind is U....
so juz wanna wish you good nite...
Open with Love...

main tumse kuch
kahana chahata hu,

wahi baat jo dil
ko chu jaye,

wahi pyar ke 3
akshar,

"MERA BHARAT MAHAAN"
If I disturb U


I am Sorry!

But I need


To Say

I...

Love...

Disturbing you...
   ,*,
 (,' ') hi!
()==('')

   ,*,
 ( '.') I just
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  ,*,   cant
 ('.'  ) miss
()==)> 2 say

E H
  L
   L O

Hello 2 U!
Chandani ne
Kaha ke tu pyar kar...

Shama ne kaha
aankhen char kar...

Gori ko cheda to
boli muskarakar..

Abhi tu nadaan hai
kuch intezar kar...!
    |''''V''''| r
    |    |v|   | |   ("" (""
    |....|  |...| | ...)   ...) U
always
In whatever u do....
Remember that someone over here
is thinking of U...
It's difficult to find someone like U,
its like opening a 100 shells under the sea to find 1 pearl.

But finding U makesthe dive worthwhile!
DREAM
makes all things

Possible

HOPES
makes all things

work

LOVE
makes all things

beautiful

SMILE
makes all the
above work
possible

So

ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
Allah ke
naam pe,

maula ke
naam pe,

Tere biwi bacchon ke
naam pe,

Koi mere is msg
padne wale dost ko paise dedo,

yeh mujhe msg
nahi karta.

I am not a clock that can SMS u 24hrs a day,
but my heart will be like a clock that will nonstop care,
Love n pray 4 a spl frend like u.

Jo aasani se mile wo hai gam...
Jo mushkil se mile wo hai Rum...
Jo kisi-2 ko mile wo hai Dum...
Jo sirf nasseb walon ko mile wo hain..
HUM
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,_,_,_'>,_,_,_,_,_,/_

I wish everything sails...

smoothly 4 u
2day,
2morrow &
4ever

Good Day!

Saw my msg?

n0???

n0w, can u?

still can't??

c0z n0 wORds
can x-press how special u are!

Good night!

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( -.- ) kaisi
(, ) )
!.__!__!
()""""()
( -.- )
(, ) ) thi
!.__!__!
() ()
('.') kaisi ho
(,) gayi...
!.!.! without ur
sms!
Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to shikayat kiya karo,
itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
phone nahi to sms hi kiya karo!
Did
U
KNOW?
U
R
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Dostne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya,
Kya hua jo kisi aur ke liye aapne hame bhula diya,
hum to vese bhi akele the,
kya hua jo aapne hame ehsas dila diya...

Keep the smile, leave the tear,
Think of joy, forget the fear...
Hold the laugh, leave the pain,
Be joyous dear till we meet again...

Gujre hue kal ki yaad ati hai,
kuch lamho se ankhen bhar ati hai,
woh subah rangeen woh shaam nirali jati hai,
jaab aap jaise dosto ki yaad ati hai...

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...

Aaj kal maan kar
raha hai ki main

tumhe

kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k

ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
ramayan ka

"(",)/' Oye Kitthe
<)) HO
./?
"
(.") pata kinna
<((> mis kitta
./ l. tennu???
INNNNA ,,
,______c'',)________,
))
./.> SAARA

Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....

()". ."() whatever
( o ) mood u r
(,,)|(,,) in now

i wish some how
()". _"() my msg
( o, ) makes u
(,,)|(,,) smile!

Bhul se kabhi hame bhi yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi kiya karo....
Unse Roj milne ko dil chahta hai,
kuch sunane aur sunane ko dil chahta hai,
Tha kisi ke manane ka andaz aisa ki,
first ruth jane ko dil chahta hai...
Hey
Bhagwan!
                            = = =
,***,            ('''' o '' o '')
( c ' ?                 / /
>-- </")              ((,,

Jo log mujhe
sms nahi karte
unka mob. kho jaye!
Kya kar rahe ho?

Busy ho?

Kitne busy ho?

Thode ho? ki

bahut ho?

Agar thoda
ho to

sms kyo nahi karte ho? aur

agar zyada ho to,
sms kyo padh rahe ho??

With my

1 Heart...

2 eyes...

5 litre blood...

206 bones...

1.2million Red Cells...

60 trillion D.N.A.'s...

I wish u "Very Good Day"...

Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed everytime we keep in touch...
Take Care...
Courtesy: Apoorv Naidu, Indore

LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME

TAKE CARE

ati pratapi,ati tejaswi,dayalu,kripalu,jag shiromani, purn narottam,
ati sunder, nirbhik,nidar, parakrami, ______ ji sone ja rahe hai, gud
night
ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE, BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT
HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY DRAW? BOLE TO DO-CHAR sms CHIPKA DAL MAMU.
sender circuit bhai
u r as sweet as bailey as strong as tequila as warm as cognac as
exotic as malibu as heady as a cocktail & as special as as a champagne. i
am simply drunk on U.

kali se phul banane me kitna waqt lagta hai,
lehro ko kinaro se milne me kitna waqt lagta hai
mobile hai to kar do na sms
karne me kitna waqt lagta hai..

Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra.
  
SMOKE everyday
plz!

SMOKE means
S - Send
M - Me
O - One
K - Kool SMS
E - Every day!
so, plz kindly feel free 2 SMOKE!
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka

Congratulations!
U have successfully
learnt

the monkey's language.
Come to Collect ur banana.
"Ikadani Kairi tikadani kairi, kairi zhokha khay who" - Happy Akshay Tritiya to all of you from all of us.
Look I care 4u so much that I even built a Taj Mahal 4u.
(    )         ,c         (    )
 l:':l         (  )         l: :l
 l:':l .:::!!!!!!!::: . l:':l
 l:':l .l l..:''''''':..l l. l:':l
Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga yka?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...

Husn Bana to Deewane bane...

Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU

Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
= = =
('''' o '' o '')
/ /
((,,


A Good luck message!
Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!

Kanjus eke Kanjush....
Kanjus dune Makkhichus...
Makkhichus tina....
( é
       ; )
( é
Still Awake?

( ê
        ; )
( ê
GO TO SLEEP...

( |
        ; )
( |
Close your eyes!


( |
        ; )
( ê
both the eyes!


( >
        ; )
( >
Good night!
Is duniya me 3 tarah k log hi Khushnasib hote hain,
1- wo jinhe saccha pyar milta hai,
2- Jinhe Accha yaar milta hai,
aur
3- Jinhe mera SMS bar bar milta hai...
Chand mama so gaye,
Suraj Chachu Jage,
Subah ho gayee mamu...
bole to Good Morning!
Friends are like shoes,some loose some tight,some fit just right,they help u as u walk through life.thanks for being my size.
-
I like 3 things:
The SUN
The MOON
& U (".)

Sun for the day TIME
Moon for the night TIME
& u for the
* LIFETIME *
as a GUD FRIEND
   )   )
  ( "," )
 <(    ) 90kg!
   I    L
   )  )

   (,"")>
 <(   ) 60kg
   J  L
   ) ) ?

  (." ) 30kg

<)(?
  JL     all bcoz

I"m not receiving Ur SMS!
Give call!
Zindagi Jeene ke bahane bahut hain...
Kis kis ko SMS karun kambhakt is Nacheez ke Deewane bahut hain...!!

Definition of Luv in 2004:
LUV remains till end of LIFE, only PARTNER changes,
every season:
Summer -1,
Autumn - 1,
Winter - 1,
Spring - 1, n lately
Monsoon -1.

Wish even i wud ve enjoyed all these seasons ;-)
If TiME slips away without a WoRD from ME,
u dont hv 2 WoRRY abt our RElatiOnSHip bcoz FEELiNGS
beyond WoRDS will always keep ME within your heart.
(Rajesh, Kishanganj)
Wat do i do wen i c sum1 extremely gudlooking?
i stare, i stare, i stare and i smile and wen i
get tired... i put d mirrow down...
Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki - ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..

Ek SMS to kar de jalim,
paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..
Roshi dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe,
kuch na dekar dil lena koi Unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!


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