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have I missed
something?
yes..
i missed
"U" | Taza
Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya...
Khushbu teri sath laya...
Phir mere dil
me khayal aaya...
Ke Lagta hai ki...
Aaj bhi TU...
Nahin
'NAHAYA'.....
PERFUME LAGAYA.. |
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Wo
gam hi kya jisme rum na ho,
wo rum hi kya jisme dum na ho,
wo dum hai
kya jisme hum na ho,
wo hum hi kya jisme tum na ho,
aaj karlo dosti, kya
pata kal ho na ho! Erade Hai NEK
Hosle Hai Buland
Phir Wo Jalwa Dikhaenge
Kasam Hai
Hindustan
ki
RawaPindi Bindi
SaB Express ko
LoCal PaSSeNgEr
Banayenge
Khel Bhi Dil bhi! | <
( . . )>
/ ( v)
(,,)..(,,)...
Hello, How R U?
< ( . . )>
/ (v )
( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . .
)> S o r r y
/ ( v )(,,)
again!
FINE..! |
| Nigahen
aapki pehchan hai hamari,
Muskarahat aapki shan hai hamari,
Karna hifazat
tum apni,
Kyounki sanse aapki jaan hain hamari... |
Cheese is Cheese
Butter
is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T
T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-* |
| Dua
Karte Hai Ham KHUDA se!
E Khuda HamaRe PYARe DosT
Apni MaNzIL paye!
UNKi Raho Me Andhera aaye...
Tho Roshi k liye HaMey JaLaYe! |
Yaartumseekbatkahneehaiaurwohbaatyehaikikitnaburalagtahaijabkoi
binaspacediyesmsbhejdetehaiaurkitnaacchalagtahaijabkoiussmsko padhnekeliye2minutekharabkartahai! |
| Apun 1
Sher
bolega
Charo
Taraf CHAND
Fekarela hai
Light,
Boleto
ho gayeli
Hai Night
Band Karne ka
Tube Light
aur soneka Tight,
Boleto
BYE... Good Nite... |
Mana ki
Kabhi Dil Ki baat
na Bataonge
Par Ankhon me Jo hai
Wo Kaise Chupaoge,
Wada
Raha
Hamara
ye Aapse
Jab bhi MOBILE Dekhonge
hamara jarur
1 SMS paoge! |
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Very good!
Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge... |
Hello
DEAR
Where R
U
Now...?
No Visits...,
No Calls....,
No SMS from Wik,
No Missed calls,
I M So worried...
---------
Are U n JAIL again?
Pls r e p l y! |
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| No
one can go back &
make a new beginning,
but anyone can start from
now and
make a happy ending!
Hope u'll have a day that starts right
and
ends Happy! | Relationship
is
like
a Garden.
It's beautiful when
watered with...
love,
hugs,
tears &
cheers.
But it
dries up
if left
untouched...
so pls
keep in touch... |
| Why did
God Create
'U' before
Me....?
Ans: B'cause
he
wanted to Create
a 'SAMPLE',
Be4 Creating A
*Master-Piece*
He! He! He!
Hu!! Hu!!
Hey!! Hey!! |
Even if
we lose contact...
Or even
meet sometimes...
Or even send
less SMS....
I'll still
remember Your
Beautiful face!
)
(/)(/(
( -. .- )
( __
) |
| Aey
Mere
SMS
Mere Dost ke Pass Jana...
Agar wo so Raha ho to
Shor Mat Machana,
Jab WO jage to Dhire Se
'MuskaranA'
Fir
Kehna
"KANJUS"
SMS Karo! |
The happiest
pe(" ._.
")ple
don't have EVERYTHING in life.
They just make THE BEST of everything
that life brings their way!
STAY HAPPY
ALWAYS |
| Jani wo
Pyar hi kya jisme 'JUDAI' na ho,
Wo Ishq hi kya jisme 'LADAI' na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme 'DARD' na ho,
aur wo 'MOBILE' hi kya jisme aapka
SMS na ho... | aabe
o burai ke rasgulle,
pap ki barfi, bewafai ke laddu,
matlabi chuski, badmashi
ke pedhe,
jhoot ke kalakand ...
Tu bada hi sweet hai re.... |
| Arz kiya
hai:
Bahaar aane se pehle fiza aa gayi,
ki bahaar aane se pehle fize aa
gayi,
Aur phool khilne se pehle.....
.... bakri kha gayi |
Ye dil pyaar ke kabil na raha,
Koi bhi izhar ke kabil na raha,
Is Dil me bas gayi dosti aapki,
aab to
chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha! |
|
Agar Hum Na hote to Gazal kaun
Kehta?
Aapke Chehare ko kamal Kaun Kahata?
Yeto Karishma hai Mohabbat
Ka,
Warna Patthar ki Divar ko Tajmahal kaun kahata? |
Saapno ki Tarah aakar chale
gaye,
apno ko bhulakar chale gaye,
Kis bhul ki saja di aapne hame,
Pahale hasaya fir rula kar chale gaye. |
| |
| Kal
ho na ho....
Aaj to hai...
Aaj ho na ho....
Ye Pal to hai....
Ye Pal ho na ho....
Hum to hai....
Hum ho na ho....
Hamari Dosti to hai.... | Sumtimes
I 4get 2say Hi,
Sumtimes I miss 2reply,
Sumtimes my msg doesn't reach
u,
But it doesnt mean I 4get u, bcoz. ur 1of a kind and always in my mind... |
| .**.
.**.
§ .. § §
. . §
( ._. ) ( ._. )
>==< >==<
.///. , **,
§_ _§ , , §
(._. ( ._. ).
(___3£_J
Le ek JHAPPEE
Tere ko diya aab to Has na yaar... |
Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna
yaad karte hai,
Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte
hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai.... |
| Umid
aisi ho jo jeen ko majbur kare,
raah aisi ho jo chalne ko majbur kare,
mahek kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki,
dosti aisi ho ji milne ko majbur kare... |
Kya aap...
Close Up
karte hai...?
Kya aap Confidence
se Chalte hai...!
Kya
aap Penalty
Bharte hai...!
"MoBile "k
bill se
darte hai...!
To aap
sMs Kyo nahi
karte hai? |
| mai tujse
ek armaan mangta hun,tujse apni jaan mangta hun,tu so jayegi mobile off karke
isliye ek good night kiss udhar mangta hun |
Kaash ham SMS hote, Ek Klik
mein tumhare paas hote, Bhale tum Hame delete kar dete, par kuch pal ke liye ham
tumhare ehsas to hote...! |
| Hum
Kabhi Tumse Khafa ho nahi sakte,
wada kiya hai to bevafa ho nahi sakte,
aap bhale hi hume bhulakar so jao,
magar hum aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi
sakte.... | ;";
;/ ("v")"; /";"/
/;./ "v" './ %./
is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than
lovers!! |
| I
cant find a reason why God gave u to me, but that is not the question to b asked,
May b the question is how did GOD knew that
i needed a friend like 'U'.... |
If God ans ur Prayer, He's incrasing
ur Faith,
If He Delays, He's increasing ur Patience.
If He doesn't ans,
then He Known U Can Handle it Prfectly Well!* |
|
If u Read This,
I'm
SmArT.
If u Save This,
U Agree I'm SmArT.
If u 4ward
This,
Ur Spraeding Tht I'm SmArT..
n if u Del This,
U'r Jealous
"B'cos I'm SmArT" |
Who's hot... Its U,
Who's
Charming... Its U,
Who's
Sweetest.. Its U,
Who's
Intelligent... Its U,
Who's dear & near friend... Its U
Who's a liar.. Its me! |
| |
| Tum
Haste Raho
ô Haste Raho
ô
Haste Raho
ô
Haste Raho
Muskarate Raho
Sada Khilkhilate Raho
Khush
Raho
Mera Kya hain
Log Tumhe hi
Paagal kahenge!
Ha ha ha! | ()
""" ()
( ' ,' )
''' Hey
u!!!
Yes u...
the cute one...
holding this
phone!
are you asleep?
Juste wanted 2 say
Good Night..! |
| .-""-.
( 'o' ) _/
¿_¿_) Valuing Friendship is not
merely by seeing
each other everyday,
What's more important is in our busy lives,
We SMS
Reply each other! | Bazu-o-me
dam rakhta hun,
Dil me gam rakhta hun,
aapki dosti k baad,
logo se
wasta kam rakhta hu,
Pata tha mujhe SmS aayega,
isiliye disprin sth
rakhta hun.
|
| Hold
10 Roses in Ur Hands & Stand Opposite to the Mirror,
U'll see 11 Roses
& among them, the most Beautiful Rose in the World is U my dear friend.... |
You must be a thief because
you have stolen my heart and,
must be a bad shooter because I always keep
missing you! |
| If
100% of people Love u,
make Sure I'm one of them,
if 99% hate u,
make sure I'm the 1% which Love u,
If 100% hate u,
make sure i am dead.
| Makki
ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki
Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar |
| Rango
Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka
Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,
Holi Mubarak! | _________
U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§ H A P P Y §
§ H O L I §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day! |
| Junbaan
se Naam Lete hi,
Aankhon se aansu Chalak Jaate hai...
Kabhi Hazaro baatein
kiya karte the...
Aaj Ek baat ke liye taras Jaate hai... |
Phool bankar muskurana Zindagi
hai,
muskarake gum bhulana Zindagi hai,
jeetkar koi khushi ho to kya hua,
Dil haarkar Khushiya mananna Zindagi hai |
|
Meri Taraf se APKO 1 "PAPPI"
Aapki Saheli ko 1"PAPPI"
Saheli Ki Saheli ko bhi 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj Hi mere "Doggy" ne 10 "PAPPI"
ko Janam Diya! | SMS
BHEJO
WARNA
"r--._,---------.
"_,
.c-.------"""
/ i--"
C__J YE DEKHA?
HAI NA? PURI 6 KI 6 UTARU KYA BHEJE ME? |
| Na Chhahat
Hai Sittaron ki,
Na Tammanna hai Nazarano ki,
Aap Jaisa ek Dost Mila to
Kya Jarurat hai HAZARON ki... | Luv
hurts when u break up with someone,
Luv hurts even more when she breaks up
with u,
but Luv hurts d most when u not able to tell d the person whom u Love. |
| DREAM
makes all things possible.
HOPES makes all things work.
LOVE makes all
above possbile so ALWAYS SMILE!... |
If u wanna know how much I miss
u,
try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss |
| |
| I
wrote, ur name on da sand n it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in da
air n it got blown away,
II wrote ur name on my heart n....
I got a HEART
ATTACK! |
Life is like a MOVIE...
If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION
When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR
Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY |
| Give "LAUGH"
2 all
But "SMILE" 2 1
Give "CHEEKS" 2 all
But "LIPS" 2 1
Give "LOVE" 2 all
But "HEART"
2 1
Let Everybody "LOVE" u
But U "LOVE" 1 |
M-anner
A-dorable
R-oyal
W-onderful
A-djustable
D-asing
I-netlligent
These all features
are in only 1 Caste: Yes it's MARWADI |
|
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day! |
Humne Jab Kabhi Khushi Mehsoos
ki,
Har Kadam Pe aapki Kami Mehsoos ki,
Door Rehkar bhi Aapki Dosti Kam
na hui,
Ye baat humne Dil se Mehsoos ki |
|
Dil ke dard ko Dil Todne wale
kya jane,
Pyar ke riwazo ko yeh zamanna kya jane,
Hoti hai kitni Taklif
kabar me,
wo upar se Phool rakhne wala kya jane. |
Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,
lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko,
par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi... |
|
Humne
Jab Kabhi
Khushi
Mehsoos ki
har
kadam pe
aapki kami
mehsoos
ki
Door
rehkar bhi
aapki dosti
kam na hui
ye baat humne
Dil Se Mehsoos ki |
G
G(.)
G(.)(
G(.)(.
G(.)(.)
G(.)(.)D
)) ((
G(.)(.)
)) ((
G(.)(.)
(.___.)
)) ((
G(.)(.)D
(.___.)
(''')(''')
Night |
| nobody
wants u, nobody makes u happy, nobody likes u, nobody misses u, nobody buy good
things for u, nobody cares about u, Dont cry nobody is my name |
ALLAH, aapko
TATA ka status,
AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE
ki income de, AMEEN |
| Mandir
main Jaap karta hu,
Man main prabhu ka nam leta hu,
Kahin Insan se Khuda
na ban jaun,
isliye tumhe SMS karke
roz ek Paap karta hu!! |
Hey friend remember dat without
stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty.
so the world needs YOU after all! |
| |
| Galileo:
Great Mind
Einstein:
Genius Mind
Newton:
Extraordinary
Mind
Bill Gates:
Brilliant Mind
Me:
Mastermind
You:
never mind | God
made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON. |
| Life is
only traveled ONCE,
Today's MOMENT becomesTOMORROW's MEMORY.
Enjoy every
moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself.... Have a nice day... |
Years come n go,but this year
I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of
good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!! |
| Swere
Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti twadi
yaad aayi te fir miss kitta, Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta |
Duniya mein 3 chezee kabhi bhi
aa sakti hai
..... Paisa ..................
.......Maut............
.........aur.........
.........aur......]
.......aur.......
aur.........
mera SMS |
,,*,,*,
# . . # Sendin u
( ._. )
> <
,,*,,*,
# . . # a gr8
(
_ )
> <
,,*,,*,
# . . # big kiss...
( ._. )
> <
,,*,,*,
# -.- #
( o ) mwah!
> < |
HAPPY
NEW
YEAR
-->
.+"+.+"+.+"+. +
.+"+ + + +
+"..."+.+"+.+"
+
Care is the sweetest form of love, so wen any1 says "TAKE
CARE" its as good as saying, "I'll keep u in my heart till its very
last beat"
|
| GREAT
PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE PEOPLE TALK ABOUTTHINGS. SMALL PEOPLE TALK ABOUT
OTHER PEOPLE. AND LEENDS NEVER TALK... THEY EXCHANGE MESSAGES!! |
love is gr8, love is fine,
it picks u up wen u r down, I love u and i always will, uve filled a space no
one can fill. |
| Dost
1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hai armano k liye dost 1 mehfil hai anjano
k liye dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye |
Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha
Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur
Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai |
| I
m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of "POSSESSION
OF GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where
r u?
| Shehar
Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya
Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan" |
| I saw
u on a road
U look so beautiful
u walk as a divine
when i see u a
sweet song bolwed in my heart
WHO LETS THE DOG OUT |
Kabhi ki hogi Suraj ne Chand
se Mohabbat,
Tabhi to Chand me Dag hai,
Mumkin hai ki Chand se hui hogi
bewafai,
Tabhi to Suraj me dag hai... |
|
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte
ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte
ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho.... |
A Good friend is like a Computer,
Enter your life, 'Save' u in their heart,
'format' ur problems,
'shift'
u to opportunities &
never 'delete' u from memory! |
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| Woh
kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho
bhai,
hamari to abhi Jinda hai... ha ha ha |
Life without FriENDS is
(L)onely
(i)nsecure
(F)ull of doubt
(E)mptiness
Life with
FriENDS is
(L)ight n easy
(i)nspring
(F)ull of hopes
(E)nthusiasm |
| D se dosti, D se Dil, D se
Dard, D se dillagi, D se Diwangi par D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS
aur C se Call bhi na kar sako...... with
love |
Dosti acchi ho to rang lati hai!
Dosti gehri ho to sabko bhati hai!
Dosti
nadan ho to toot jati hai,
Par dosti hamse ho to Itihass ban jati hai... |
|
|
Wonderful
people r carefully created by God,
wonderful moments are carefylly planned
by God,
wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God | "when
i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking
of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA. |
()""()
( ,'o')")
Hi!
(")(")
Wishing U...
G Morning
O
O
D
G
O Afternoon
O
D
G
O
O
Evening
D
G
O
O
D Night
So overall have a Good
Day!...
Keep smiling... :)
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Merceedes - UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
Ye meri un gaadiyo
ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai.... ha ha ha
Promise me v r
true frendz,
i'm lamp u r lite,
i'm coke u r sprite,
i'm saawan u
r baadal,
i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha ha
(û)(û)(û)(û)(û)(û)
(û)(û)(û)(û)(û)(û)
(û)(û)(û)(û)(û)(û)
(û)(û)(û)(û)(û)(û)
Sending 24 Smiles,
1 4 each EaCh HoUr oF a dAy
2 MaKe SuRe u R aLwAyZ sMilinng...
hAv a
gReAt dAy....
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