| Punditji
ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki Maha
Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti karen..
Dhanyavad
(From: jeetu - jalgaon) |
i miss u utna jitna u miss me
imiss u tabse jabse u miss me i miss u tabtak jabtak u miss me u miss me jane
kab tak but i miss u marte dam tak
(From: swati
- jalgaon) |
| Zindagi
mein dukh ko delete karo,Khushiyon ko save karo.
Dushman ko hide karo,Dost
ko enter karo,Phir dekho Zindagi ka Computer kabhi hang na hoga. (From:
Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) | chand
taro ka nur aap per barse ; har koi aap ke chahat ko tarse ; aap ke jindagi main
aaye iteni khushiya ki aap ek gum pane ko tarse .
(From:
bajirao (BAJI) - Pune)) |
| If
you see some one without a smile,give him one of yours ,because you are among
a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) |
9 lessons in life:
Learn
2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share,
learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY...!!!
(From:
TheManu - kota, rajasthan) |
| |
| Aaj
khushio ki koi duhai dega,Nikla hai chand to dikhai dega.
Ae Mohabbat karne
walo zara dekh ke Mohabbat karma ,Ek
Aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.. (From:
Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) |
Sunhari Dhup
Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak
App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi.
(From:
Devendra - Bhopal Madhya Pradesh)
|
|
Mushkil nahi hai Ishq ladana
,Us se bhi aasan nahi hai uska A
Pyar pana ,phir bhi darte hai hum pyar karne
se ,kyonki sabse mushkil hai usko bhulana (From:
Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) | Dil
todna hamari aadat nahi,Dil hum kisi ka dukhate nahi.
Bharosa rakhna meri
wafaon pe,Dil me basa ke hum kisi ko
Bhulate nahi..
(From:
Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) |
|
When you are feeling streesed
and about to break.........
just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled
backward.....
It's a piece of cake so ...... just enjoy!
(From:
Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) | Marneki
bat na karna, jindagi hai jine ke liye
Kudha ne Mohabat banayi, Zindagi pane
ke liye.
(From: Siddharth - Goa)) |
| Qayamat
tak tujhe yaad karenge, Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge, Tujhe SMS karne ko
to nahi kahenge, Par tere SMS ka intezar karenge...
(From:
Neeraj - New Delhi)) | I
wish one day you will miss me terribly that no matter how hard you look for me,
you won't find me. Why? Because, I want you to miss me the way I'm missing you
right now.
(From: Aashi - ) |
Last nite
I wanted to rite u a letter but all I cud rite was... "noh
ss!w !" It didnt
made sense until u read it upside down
(From:
Shelina Begum-Rahman - ) | +''"+.
Rehna hai +''"+.+''"+.
Tere
+''"+.+"''+.
+
"+. Dil
+""+.+""+.
+ Mein +
"+. .+"
"+" (From:
kiran ) |
| Aap
ki tarif mein likhe jitne bhi labz, Voh kum hei,
Khusnasib hei hum ki aapne
jise chaha jise mana,Voh hum hei!
(From: Vivek
Manchanda - Lucknow) | ek
purani haweli main band kamre main dhul sebhari tasvir ke peeche lage jale main
fasi makdi ki pucch par baithe machhar ki kasam "I MISS U YAAR"....!!!!!!!!!
(From: TheManu - kota, Rajasthan) |
| Har Gali
Har Deewar Pe Tera Hi Naam Hai, uper likha hai WANTED aur niche Rs. 10,000 inaam
hai...
(From: Sonu - Jalandhar) |
Hayo Rabba!! Tussi so gaye?
inni jaldi? ik mint ruko mainu gud nite te wish kar len do!! gudnite hai ji !
O tussi chaho to sweet dreams bhi dekh lena...
(From:
TheManu - Kota, Rajasthan) |
|
India ko azad hue 57 sal ho
gaye. phir bhi no progress why? kyo ki aaj bhi bholi-gawar janta KAAM-Dhanda chod
ke mere SMS padh rahi hai... kya hoga is desh ka.
(From:
Manuraj Rajan - ) | aye
khat ja ke unke haton ko chum le. jab woh padhe to unke hoton ko chum le. khuda
na kare agar woh phad de toh girte girte unke kadmo ko chum le..
(From:
Manuraj Rajan - Mumbai)) |
| lehr
ati hai aur kinare se palat jati hai,yad ati hai aur dil me simat jati hai, lehr
aur yad me frk itna hai ki lehr bewaqt ati hai aur apki yad har waqt ati hai.
(From: Inder - Jallandhar) |
Sabse accha mera yaar hain:
Uski her ek shayari me pyar hai: Aaye na agar SMS uska to mere mobile rakhna bekar
hai
(From: baljinder - delhi) |
| Phul ki
tarah haste raho to hum khush hai. Dil kholkar jeete raho to hum khush hai, ye
nahi kehte ki roj milo, bas kisi din yaad karliya karo to hum khush hai.
(From:
Seema - Goa)) | 2
meet n depart is d way of life.. but 2 depart n meet is d hope of life.. we meet
2 create memories.. but we depart 2 preserve it n id is life..!!!
(From:
TheManu - Kota, Rajasthan)) |
|
if i would know that i m gonna
die tomorrow, i'll spend 23 hours with u and if u wonder what about the last hour..in
that i;ll find someone who can take care of u...love you always...miss u...
(From: Sidra - ) |
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver
ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye voh fever ho tum
Doob kar jis main marr jaoon
voh River ho tum
Mere jeevan main ab to forever ho tum
(From:
dev - jodhpur)) |
| aaj
fir dil hai kuchh udaas udaas
jaane kyun ek mayusi si chhayi hai
aaj fir
palkon pe pani hai
bheer mein hoon fir kyun ye tanhai hai (From:
dev, Jodhpur) | if
u read this, i m smart.. if u save this, u agree i m smart.. if u 4ward this,
u r spreadin that i m smart.. if u delete this u r jealous...
(From:
TheManu - Kota, Rajasthan)) |
|
Pyar karnewale Pareshan ho jate
hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene wale Devdas ban
jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate hai
(From:
ashish - kolhapur)) | Are
O Samba! Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi
nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!
(From: ashish - kolhapur) |
| |
| do
not think of me...i m in ur eyes...in ur mind...in ur heart...in ur soul...everywhere...ever
if u want me..just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.." i miss u"..Good
Night..
(From: Sidra Khan - ) |
I Live By Faith & Not By
Sight .. So Whether I See U Or Not, Talk To U Or Not, I Know That U R Still The
Same, A Friend Worth Keeping Till The End.... Good Nite.
(From:
Seema - Goa)) |
| khushiyaan
dhundne chala raste par, khushiyaan mili magar kat-kat kar,
har khushi ke
peche ek baat sahi thi, har khushi aayi sau gam le kar.
(From:
Anubhav - India)) | You
know why GOD created gap between fingers?
So that, when at some day one who
is made for you comes and fills those gaps by holding your hand.
FOREVER
(From: Amit Agashe - Pune) |
| Mrs. Dahhi
& Bhalla request the pleasure of ur company to attend the marriage of their
son
Kaka Gol Gappa
weds
Bibi Paapdi
(D/o Mrs. Kachori &
Mr. Samosa of Tikkipuri)
at Pastry Hall, on 29th February, Near Jalebi
Chowk, Papad Nagar
(From: Manoj Kumar, Delhi) |
Those innocent eyes, those kissable
lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts
enough bout me... how r u ?
(From: Manu - Kota
(Rajasthan)) |
| Ghadyalat
vajale SAT,
Ajun tu aahes ANTHRUNAT,
SMS kartoy tula mhanayala SUPRABHAT.
(From: PRAVINKUMAR - DOMBIVLI) |
Devdas ke babuji ne kaha ghar
chhod do,
uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kaha daru chhod do,
lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna chod do
(From:
Santosh, Jalgaon)) |
| SMS
SMS"
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
SMS
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte..
(From:
Dhiraj, Ladnun) | .***.
(.'-'.)
(,)(")(")
.***.
(.'-'.)
(,)J)LJ.J
.* *.
(.'_').)
(J(,)
c.J.J
*.
'.)
(,)
Chalo baba...
Kisi Ko hamari Yaad Nahi Aati...
(From: Dhiraj,
Ladnun) |
| 5
steps to a LOVELY MORNING
Close ur eyes,
Take a deep breath, Open ur
arms wide,
Feel ur heartbeat, &
Say " Its too early. Let me sleep
again." 5.
(From: Prosenjit - Kolkata)) |
No
Shadows
2 Depress
U
Only
Joys
2 Surround U Many
FrieNds
2 LoveU God
Himself
2 BlessU These
r my
Wishes 4U 2day
2morow
& Everyday
2 u !! Good morning (From:
Aasiya - England)) |
| MARANE
par hame SWARG mile ya
na mile, ye HAWA ye FIZA mile ya na mile
aye mere
dost SMS karne me KASAR na karna.
Kya pata NARAK me COVERAGE mile na mile.
(From: Bhushu - kalyan) |
If i were to describe true love
than i wud describe it as what a snowman did to a snow woman, he gave her a warm
hug and they both melted in each others arms...
(From:
simran - delhi) |
| Rules
of Life:
Assume Nothing
Xpect Little
Do More
Demand Less
Smile
Often
Dream Big
Laugh a Lot
Pray Always
Cry Once for missing me
everyday.
(From: Nitin - Ichalkaranji) |
If u say my eyes are beautiful,
its b'coz they are looking at u, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings
come thru!!
(From: simran - delhi)) |
| (From:
Bhushu - Kalyan) |
| Why
do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u
? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
Time pass ke liye koi BAKRA chaiye
!**
| The
rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes
all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you? |
| Pyar karnewale
Pareshan ho jate hai,
Shadi karnewale Sharabi ban jate hai.
Devours dene
wale Devdas ban jate hai.
Hum se Dosti karane wale,
SMS expert ho jate
hai. | Idd
ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Lailla ko majnu mushkil se milta hai.
Hum to sms bhejte rehte hai par
aajkal aapka sms mushkill se milta hai |
| Hum hum
hai, tum tum ho.
Na hum kam hai, Na tum kam ho.
To kis baat ka gam hai?
Sms bhejte rehna.
Tabhi pata chalega
Mobile wale me dum hai.
(From:
Bhushu - Kalyan) | i
look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i
rather look at the moon again
(From: ham -
shg) |
| Star
+ Moon = Romantic Night Birds
+ Sky = Lovely Day Dreams
+ Love = Beautiful World
But U + Ur Sweet Smile =
(HAIWAN JAAG UTHA!)
******
(From: Shikha - Gwalior)) |
sum ppl say happiness is lyf.
others say it's freedom. &sum say it's money... but happiness 4me is just
having da opportunity 2know u!!**
(From: tinky
winky - rsa) |
I
have a new kodak camera
ur snap please...
don't move
steady
smile :)
ready click
ohh ho Dil
mey rehne walo ka kabhi snap aata hai kya??
(From:
Shikha - Gwalior) | Savera
kya hua,Aap Sitaro ko bhul gaye...
Suraj kya aaya,Chaand ko bhul gaye...
Guzre kya kuch pal hamare bina,
Aap hame hi bhul gaye...
(From:
Dipti - Nagpur) |
| Your
network tariff has changed. Call charges are now calculated according to brain
size. The smaller the cheaper........ You can make free calls! (From:
Goldi K - )) | Kya
aap Mobile rakhte hai?
Par call karne se darte hai,
bas missed call maarte
rahate hai,
Aap SMS kuu nahi karte hai?
Aap kare to hum kae,Aaha!!!
(From: Dipti - Nagpur) |
| U R 100%
beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
(From:
Carlo, Philippines) | BOOk
Khulte hai Exam ka Sama hota hai.........
Aise Mausam Mein hi Toh Dimak Kharab
hota hai.....
Dimag ki Baatien Paper pe nahi aatii.,
Yeh fasana Toh MaRK
SheeT Pe BaYa HoTA HaI..........
(From: Mayur
) |
|
|
| Tere
Ko ek
Dikhawoo....
"1"
Ok, Dekha
Kal do Dikhawoga!
(From:
Gan)
|
SAHIL
(From: sahil)
|
| (From:
Vivek Manchanda, Lucknow) |
| Early
this morning God gave me 3 baskets of fruits -
LOVE + HAPPINESS + PEACE OF
MIND and told me 2 share them with PPL Dear 2 me. I'm sharing all with U...
Good Morning!** | When
I miss U,
I just...
CLOSE () $ ()
MY (
-.- )
EYES (") (")
& () $ ()
U R
('.')'. ')
(")(")(")
JUST ON MY RIGHT |
| See
outside the Window,
Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U,
Birds Singing
for U, B'coz last night
I told them to wish U G@@D Morning.** |
_____________________________________
_____________________________________
_____________________________________
_________Excuse me! Just line-maaroing! |
|
Love hurts when you break up
with some one. Hurts even more when someone breaks up with you But love hurts
the most when the person, you love has no idea how you feel. |
When you are feeling streesed
and about to break.........
just remember STRESSED is simply DESSERTS spelled
backward.....
It's a piece of cake so ...... just enjoy!** |
| | |
| I
wish that Warmth of bonn fire,
sweetness of GUR & REWRI at Lohri
remain with U for ever
-*- Happy LOHRI -*-
(From:
Manoj Kumar, Delhi) | *
***
****
Til-Gul ghya god god bola.............
HAPPY MAKARSANKRAT.
(From: reva) |
| Tan mein masti,
maan mein umang,
chalo akash mein dale rang,
ho jaye sab sang-sang,
Udayye PATANG!
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANTA!
(From:
Rakesh S. Jalgaon)) | When
daylight turns to a darkened hue,
The lovely stars hinting at u,
ur heart
beat tells u something true,
That some 1 badly missing you :-)
(From:
Vishal, Mumbai)) |
| Look
Outside...
It's so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you...
Trees Dancing
for you...
Birds singing for you...
Because I requested them All
to wish You
HAPPY MAKAR SANKRANT!
(From:
Abhay Jain, Jalgaon) | Smile
in Pleasure,
Smile in pain,
smile when trouble pours like rain,
Smile
when someone hurts U,
Smile bcoz someone cares 4 U...
KEEP SMILING
(From: Vishal, Mumbai) |
| CONGRATS.Your
phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against
the wall.Then assemble the pieces....
(From:
anmol sharma)) | They
say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day
2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them
(From:
julius) |
| ·
Destiny decides who u meet in life, but it's only ur heart that can decide who
gets 2 stay in ur life.
(From: vivek)
| jab
d@sti ki dastaan waqt sunayega, humko bhi k@i shaks yaad ayega, tab bh@@l jayenge
zindagi ke gam@n ko, jab aap ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega...
(From:
Venkatesh Kulkarni)) |
| Woh
kahate hai hum se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Woh kahate hai hum
se ke aapka message churaya huwa hota hai,
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota
hai,
Kuchch to kadar kar aye jalim,
Aakhir selection to hamara hota hai
(From: Vinit) |
Are O Samba! Mere Kitne SMS
mile?
Bahut saare?
Aur tune kitne bheje? Ek bhi nahi!
Haaak Thu: Ab
tak bahut SMS khaye - Ab Goli Kha - DHISHKYOUN!
(From:
Anisha) |
| ()''''()
( '-' ) Please
(o)(o)
()'''(')
('') ('') Forgive
(o)(o) ME |
bander ka bacha apni ma se bola
ke ma-ma main itna badsor at ky un ho ma bole tu tro phir bhi bi dhe k hai usko
dhek jo meesage phad raha hai.
(From: Ravi) |
| If u feel
a bit dizzy and u r craving something sweet , i think i know what's wrong......
you are suffering from lack of vitamin ME :)
(From:
Anupam Tewari) | Never
stop ur smile even when u r sad, bcoz u never know who's falling in love with
ur smile. For d world u may b a person but 4 sum1 u may b the world.
(From:
Prosenjit Bhattacharyap)) |
|
Anybody there?
O '''' O
('o' )
O''''O
('o' )
O''''O
( 'o' )
There u
(From:
Rahul & Neha Gopalka, Barakar) | Vo
kaun hai?
*
Jo ISHQ me hai?
*
Jo MANN me hai?
*
Jo DIL me hai?
*
magar DHADKAN me nahi?
Jyada soch mat STUPID
Vo hai 'AMIR KHAN' |
|
(From: Amit Jain,
Kota) |
| - |
Forgettin you
is
hard to do
forgettin me
is
up to you forget me
not
forget me never
forget
this message
but not the sender. |
| When
nights r long
& friends r few I
sit by my window
& think of u A
silent whisper
a silent tear With
all my heart
i wish you were here.
| If
God brings you to it,
He will bring you through it.
Happy moments,
praise God.
Difficult moments,
seek God.
Quiet moments,
worship
God.
Painful moments,
trust God.
Every moment,
thank God.
|
| The
Nominees for nice LOVERS are: You
you
You
you!
Yoouu! &
the winner is
Me!
Coz
I have you!!!" | Can
u see me?
no? Turn around,
can u see me now?
no?
Turn again, can
u see me now?
no? but I
can see u
because U have a
special
place
in my heart! |
| U
may b out of my NAZAR,
but u not out
of my DIL,
u may b out of my reach
but u not out of my SOCH.
I
may b KUCH BI NAHIN 2 u.
But u'll always
b SAB KUCH 2 me!! | On
this cold cold nite
in My small small rOOm
i Look At The Brite Brite StArS
iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy
& DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe
on ur CuTe CuTe
FaCe!
GdNiTe! |
| |
| No
matter
If the sky is black or blue
No matter
If there are stars
or moon
As long as ur heart is true
Sweet dreams will always be wit u.
Gd Nite!
(From: amit ) |
ThinGs 2 TaKe NoTe WheN u SleeP:
1st-MiSS Me
2nd-ThInk oF Me
3rd-HuG Me
4th-LoVE mE.
TrY 2
SlEEp NoW &
ClOSe Ur EyeS.
Get PrePaReD 2 DrEaM oF mE!
Gd NiTe!
(From: amit ) |
Ae mere sms mere dost
ke paas jaana agar wo so rahi ho to shor mat machana jab wo jaag jaye to dhere
se muskurana aur kehna ".........
|
|
|
|
I miss you
yaar"
(From: Fayaz) |
,,,,
( . .) Do u
( ._.) love me?
(,,(")(")
,,,,
( . .)
( _ ) U dont?
(,,(")(")
,,,,
( . .) ,I,
( _ )// den
gud bye!! |
| 7
wonders of the world.
Bole to
1. apun ,
2. apunki smile ,
3.
apunka estyle ,
4. apunki face,
5. apunka nature ,
6. apunka msgs,
aur
7. bole to TUM apun ka friend |
.-"""-.
( 'o' )
(,,)==(,,) y
did god create u b4 me? Coz he wanted
to make a rough sketch B4 makin a
master piece!!! |
| JAB
BHI KANJUSI KA OSCAR KA NOMINATION AAYEGA,
TERA NAAM BHI USME ZARUR AAYEGA,
AGAR YE PADKAR BHI TUNE REPLY NAHI KIYA, TO PEHLA PRIZE BHI TUZE MIL JAAYEGA
(From: jh) |
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