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har darkaan
mein aik raaz hota hai,baat ko batane ka aik andaaz hota hai,jab
tak tookar na lage bewafaai ki,har kisi ko apne pyar pe naaz hota
hai...
(From:mehak - dubai)) |
Dil ki mehfil me ujala kijiye,Ek pyar
bhara geet gaaya kijiye.... Zindagi khoobsurat ban jayegi,Apno
ke liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye....
(From:tushar - vaghela) |
Pass aakar
sabhi door chale jate hain, Akele the hum akele reh hi jate hain
Is dil ka dard dikhayein kise Marham lagane wale hi zakm de jate
hain
(From:ahmedali - kolar)) |
tumhe dekh kar khas kisi ki yaad ati
hai, tumse baat karne ko dil chahta hai,aur sub se pehle tum par
gusaa karne ka man karta hai,tumhare bina sunaa ho jayega ab kya
kare ek bander kam ho jayega
(From:payal - ) |
jab kisi
ko kisi se love hota he, tab dilo ka chan khota he, aankho me
nied nahi aati he, puri raat uski yaad satati he; chehra uska
bhta he , uske siva or kuch najar nahi aata he , dil fariyad karta
he , bar bar usko hi yaad karta he ,
(From:rohit - surat) |
Najro se jab najro ke takrav hote
hai, her mod par kisi ka intejaar hota hai, dil rota hai aur zakhm
haste hai, isika naam shayad PYAAR hota hai...
(From:amit keswani - kolhapur)) |
Zindagi
behaal Hai, Sur hai na taal Hai, MsgBox bhi kangaal Hai, Kya aapki
SMS factory mein hadtaal Hai, SMS toh Bhejo, Mera MOBILE ki zindagi
ka sawaal Hai.....!!
(From: komal - allahabad)
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Touch my heart
& u’ll feel, Listen to my heart & u’ll hear,
Look into my heart & u’ll see, That u’ll always
be a special part of me.
(From:ali - hyderabad)
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Colors
may Fade, The sun may not shine, The moon may not be bright, Heartbeats
may stop, Lives may pass but our friendship, I’ll treasure
till the day my heart stops.
(From:
abhilash - bangalore) |
Apka Muskurana
Roz ho, kabhi chehra kamal to kabhie Rose ho, 100 pal khushi aur
1000 pal mauj ho, bus Aiesa aapka Har Roz ho, Good Morning !!!
(From:Jay
- Rajkot) |
Duniya
me 3 insan khush kismat hoto hai, Ek jise saccha pyar milta hai!
Dusra jise Accha yar milta hai ! Tisra Jise mera Yeh SMS Milata
hai.....
(From:pankaj |
Smiling is a
sign of one’s good mood. Laughing is a sign of happiness.
Praying is a sign of good faith. Have “YOU” as my Friend
is a sign of God’s Blessings
(From:
abhilash - bangalore) |
Friendship
does not get closer by meeting,But it is sweeten by THOUGHTS.I
care for U in my own STRANGE way,May b ull Never know,May b ill
never show...............
(From:
kajal - varanasi) |
unki ek nazar ko tarasty rehengy,ye
anson bhi har pal barasty rahengy,kabhi beety the kuch pal unky
sath,bas yahi sochkar hansty rahengy.
(From:Umesh Shimpi - Nashik)) |
Ye Aarzu
Thi Ke Aesa Bhi Kuch Hua Hota, Meri Kami Ne Tujhe Bhi Ruladia
Hota, hum Laut Aate Tere Ek Awaaz Per, Kash Tere Laboun Pe Mera
Naam aaya Hota.
(From:Talha Quadri - Hyderabad,India.)) |
I have liked many but loved very few.yet
no-one has been as sweet as u.Id stand and wait in the worlds
longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe) |
Never cry
4 anyone in life, Coz for the whom u cry,doesnt deserve your
tears, & d one who deserves it, Never let u cry.....
(From:Lina K - Nasik) |
If luvs a disease den im very ill.but
i dont want medicine i wont take no pill.i will suffer dis illness
cos it makes me see exactly how much u mean 2 me!
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe) |
In flower
my ROSE is u.In diamond ,my koHINOOR is u.In d sky my moon is
u.In river ,my BOAT is u.In emotions My HAPPINESS is u.Im only
body,but my HEART is u.
(From:Lina K - Nasik) |
I need no jewels they can be sold,Ur
heart glitters better then GOLD... Pure is ur soul as a baby at
birth,And I need no heaven when u r on earth..
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Fish said
to water :-U dont ever see my tears,Bcoz I am in the water.
Water Replies:-But I can feel ur tears,Bcoz u r in my heart......Thats
true LOVE....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
to love someone is madness. to be
loved by someone is a gift. loving someone who loves u is duty.but
being loved by someone whom u love is life
(From:sachin ) |
When U
miss somebody a LOT, when U want somebody a LOT, just stay away
a little longer..., cuz staying away brings U close a LOT.
(From:MEHULoves - MUMBAI) |
I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings,
scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb ur tears, don’t throw me after
use, but when u feel cold I’ll burn myself 2 warm u coz I Luv
U.
(From:meenq - ) |
ek ladki
thi dewani si mobile lekar ghumti thi shama ke ghabra ke wo kuch
karti rahti thi jabbhi milti thi mujhse hamesa puchti thi ye on
kaise hota hai
(From:irfanayub - karimabad) |
Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main
100-100 ke note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta
hoon |
| Maine tujhse
pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere
baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by cos theta is equal to tan theta
wah! wah! wah! wah! |
woh sadak ke us paar thi hum sadak
ke is paar the kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch
aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage
badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us par the,
aur voh sadak ke is par thi |
Ghunghat
nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka
tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi
ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti
hai, Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna, MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti
hai!
(From:Abdul Qadeer - Hyderabad) |
Last night
I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I have
a friend Like U ...he smiled & said,Beta! Yeh sab Pichle Janam
Ke paap hain.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
A begger came to me as:- Allah! ke
naam pe kuch de de baba.I replied :- Mere paas paise nahi nahi
hai,Yeh msg padnewale ko le ja.Begger:- Maine bheek maangi thi
bhikhai nahi...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Majnu ko
Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne
wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone
ke intezar mein.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Main uske pyar me ban gaya baraf ka
gola..... Main uske pyar me ban gaya baraf ka gola..... .....Aur
woh bewafa boli,Thanda matlab Coca Cola....
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) |
If u see
someone without a smile,Give him one of yours... Bcoz u r among
few good people,Who can shine others lives by just walking with
them a few miles....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Life is difficult,Full of trials,Pain
& Sorrow.But if U fall down,Just stand up straight Be confident
& ask...abbe dhakka kisne maara be....
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow) |
Twinkle-Twinkle
lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call
me up and say HI
(From:anand - pune) |
Baithe tere khayalon mein,Kore kagaz
pe likh dala tera naam...Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...Zinda
ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Count many
star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * ....Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila
ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
When i fall i need ur hand 2 hold
me, when i win i need ur hand 2 pat me, when i lose i need ur
hand 2 console me, In short.... YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE, THAKUR!
(From:Rajan - Gurgaon) |
A magic-om
gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any
change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin
hota...?
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana) |
Teri yaad mein main raat bhar peeta
rahaa....fefde phat kar bahar aagye...main din bhar seeta rahaa
(From:ashish negi - Delhi) |
Hum Baar
Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge
... Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge
(From:Manish - guwahati) |
I l I lo I lov I love I love you...
I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz
MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals
(From:Afzal Ahmed - Gurgaon) |
Girlfriend
Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar
K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata
Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main
I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
(From: - Surat) |
U r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER
PIECE. It is Devided in two parts... LEFT & RIGHT In the LEFT
nothing is RIGHT... & In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT.
(From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon)) |
Santa went
to ATM. Banta told i saw ur password. Banta : It is **** Santa
: Ha.Ha. ur wrong it is 6578. Bolo Tara rara.....
(From:sona - mumbai) |
Sardar ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan
hoke sochne laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya tha, tho
phir Network Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai!!??
(From:Jyoti - Mumbai) |
Susti bhare
jism ko jagate kyo nahi, uth kar sabke saamne aate kyo nahi, msg
bhi tumhara smell marta hai, thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi...
(From:ZOORASH ) |
ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh
pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti
thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena
tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti
thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai
(From:yuvraj - jalgaon) |
When i
open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
(From:patel_sagar - rajkot) |
Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar
Hai Ajaa !! Arey Arey .. ... ... Ye Mein Nahi Keh Raha !! ...
... Balke ZOO Se Monkey Ki Faryad Hai .. HaHaHa
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) |
| Tussi hasde
ho saanu hassan vaste, Tussi ronde ho saanu rovvan vaset, Tussi
1 vaar ruske te vekho, Mar jayenge tuhanu manaan vaste. |
Ur SMS is breakfast for me,Ur SMS
is lunch for me,Ur SMS is dinner for me... But today is not my
fast then why r u not sending SMS to me...???
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Sternoid,Pharmoc,Glolargingivia,Globardentin.....
Yeh saari bimariyan daant tootne par hoti hain.... SMS Karte rehna....Baaki
samajhdar ko ishara kaafi hai.....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Jale
ko aag kehte hai, Bujhe ko khak kehte hai.
Aapme jo cheez missing hai, usiko to dimag kehte hai. |
Aaj vo
humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!
(From: saurav)) |
Poonamki rat mein Chand Badal jata
hain? waqt ke sat sat Insan Badal jata hain ? Sochate hain ki
Apko Tang Na Kare, Par Sochate Sochate Plan Badal Jata hain?
(From:Jayesh Nadkar - Malad {Mumbai}) |
Earth may
stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain
will never start working!
(From:wa - ) |
HUM BHI SMART HAI,AAP BHI SMART HO.
MERA BI RUNG SAAF HAI APKA BI RUNG SAAF HAI. BUS EK CHOTA SA FARK
HAI,MAI DIL ka SAAF HU AUR AAP dimag se.
(From:sampat - vizag) |
Open your
eyes.. because you have just received a text message from someone
who want to know whether you are still alive or dead.. and want
to know how are you
(From:Chomparu - Maldives) |
If I could give u one thing in life,
I would give u the ability to see yourself through my eyes, only
then would u realise how special u r to me!!
(From:Raj - Pune) |
Rooth Gaye
Hamare Sab Chahne Wale,
Rooth Gaye Hame Manane Wale,
Ab to Mobile bhi Puchta hai Hamse,
Kahan Chup Gaye Tuzko Roz SMS Bhejne Wale |
Aaj 1 Sweater Or Pehan Lo, Aaj 1 Razaai Or Odh Lo,
Aaj 1 Muffler Or Lapet Lo, Aaj 1 Heater Or Chala Lo,
Kya Pata Ye THAND Kal Ho Na Ho!
Happy Cool Day.......!
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I called
U 5 times but ur line was busy, so plz come in ur Balcony,
I'm standing outside ur home..
My name is SUN. I've just came to say U "Good Morning"
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An Honest SMILE frm a Smiling Heart, crossing many kilometrs
has just reached your INBOX!!!
Wishing U a life, full of SMILES
Keep Smiling!
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On your single smile, thousands of people die..
So, keep Smiling and reduce population. But don't Smile in front
of a MIRROR, Warna.................
"LENE K DENE PAD JAYENGE"
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Arz Kiya Hai...
Mohabbat Ki Rahon Me Har Pal Dard Milega... WAH WAH...
Mohabbat Ki Rahon Me Har Pal Dard Milega... WAH WAH...
Meri Mano, MEDICAL Khol Lo, Bahut Chalega.... |
Great people
talk about Great things.
Small people talk about Other People.
And Legends never talk, they send SMS :)
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Aapki Khubsurti se Bahaar bhi Sharminda
He,
Aapki Khubsurti se Bahaar bhi Sharminda He,
Kahin Bhool se bhi KABRISTAN mat chale jana,
Warna Log samjhenge BHOOT abhi bhi Zinda He |
Jab Aapka
Janm Hua, tab Badal Fata, Adbhut Roshni Hui, Bhagwaan Khud sabke
samne Prakat hue, aur kaha:
"SORRY 4 D MISTAKE, KINDLY ADJUST PLZ!" |
Zindagi Kitni Pyari hogi...!
Jab AAP honge...HUM honge...aur........ HAMARE.............................
Chotey-Chotey.....................................Pyare-Pyare........................
Khubsurat se.............Shararati se......................SMS
honge! |
Zindgi
Behaal he, Na Sur he na Taal he, Msg Box bhi Kangal he,
Kya Aapki SMS Factory me Hadtaal he?..........
Kuch to bhejo...........Mobile ki Zindagi ka Sawaal he.........! |
Namaskaar.....
Ye Hamari FALTU SMS SEVA he. Isme hum logo ko waqt- bewaqt disturb
karte he...........Is Seva ka Labh uthane k liye.....
DHANYAWAAD............ Ab Apna Kaam Kijiye.... |
If friends
were flowers surely I would not pick you! I'd let you grow in
the garden and cultivate you with love and care so I can keep
you forever
(From:Tuline - Lebanon)) |
Ek pathhar kafi hao sisha tod ne ke
liye,ek baat kaafi hai dil todne ke liye aur ek dost kaafi hai
zindagi jee lene ke liye good morning..
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Zindagi
me agar kuch banna he to Apne Dimaag ki suno..
Aur Dimaag se koi Jawaab na aaye to......
Aankhe Band kar ke Socho:.......................................................
............KYA MERE PAS DIMAAG HE..............??? |
Sometimes my mind asks Y I Miss U?
Y I Care 4 U? Y I Remember U? Y I SMS U so much???
Den my heart answers "MENTAL Patients need more Care" |
Rose is
LAAL, Sky is NEELA,
Ur Brain is like KHALI PATEELA,........ Bura Laga?.......
OK, Roses R Red, Water is Cool,
I M Smart, but U R FOOL.......Thoda Aur Bura Maan Lo.......! |
Hello!, this Msg is only for ............................................................
......................................................................................................
....................................................................................................
............TIME PAAS. Don't take it seriously................. |
My Life
was in Darkness B4 I met U...,
But now my life is so Bright B'coz of U...,
U know Y...?... B'coz U R a..........................................................
......................................................TUBE LIGHT......................!! |
Grand Paa: "Teri Teacher Aa Rahi
He, J Chup Ja"
Grand Son: " Pehle Aap Chup Jao, Aapki Maut K Bahane Maine
2 Hafto Ki Leave le rakhi He..." |
Koi Aapko
Pagal kahe to........
Dukhi Mat Hona.....Afsos mat karna.....Rona bhi nahi....Darna
bhi mat..... Himmat Karke poochna.........
......."Tumhe Kaise Pata Chala........?" |
Thi Shayari may kill U-------------------
Teri Palkein he Bhigi Bhigi-------------WAH Wah; Wah Wah;
Teri Palkein he Bhigi Bhigi-------------
Chiggy-Wiggy.....Chiggy-Wiggy.....Chiggy-Wiggy.....!!! |
Mere Ghar
ke saamne se bhagi ek "Ghodi"-----------------Wah Wah!-----------
Mere Ghar ke saamne se bhagi ek "Ghodi"----------------
Fir bhage Tum aur bani Film--------------------"RAB NE BANA
DI JODI" |
Aap 70% Beautiful ho, Aap 75% Sweet
ho,
Aap 80% Naughty ho, Aap 95% Sachche ho,
Aap 100% Cute ho,..................Zyada Khush mat hona..............................
70+75+80+95+100...... Sab milake Aap purey 420 Ho...............! |
Love is
Post- card, Life is a Visiting Card,
Lover is an Invitation Card, But Friendship is a Ration Card
So, keep it SAFE! |
Pure India me Maharashtra hi aisa
State he..........,
Jahan Log har 3 Ghante me Khushiyaan Manate hain................KAISE???????.......
.......................................................................................................................................
............................LIGHT AA GAYI.................LIGHT
AA GAYI! |
Phone na
karna, Bill zyada aayega,
Msg na karna, Paise Kharch honge,
Missed Call na Karna, Battery Kam hogi,
Dil Se Yaad karna, Sasta padega..................................................."KANJOOS"
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Chand pe kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaro me chamak aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao Duniya se magar....,
Akele me tumhe apni Shakal pe Hansi aati to hogi.. |
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Imp of Thumb:
Babies use it 4 chewin, Illiterate people use it to sign,
Winners use it to show Victory,
& my fans use it for reading my messages....................Oh!,
U too....!
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I SEE U- Aankhon se, I FEEL U- Saanso
se,
I REMEMBER U- Chahat Se, I BELIEVE U- Jaan se,
I CARE 4 U- Dil se, & I MISS U- Kasam Se |
Pa ta hai
hum CHLORMINT kyu khaate hain?....
Qki.............................................................................................5-star.........Perk.......
......Dairy-milk...........Kit-kat..........or.Munch...............................................................
.........50 paise me nahi aati....................................Ab
Dubara Mat Puchna! |
Missing a friend in life is equal
to cheating the life by ourself...........................................
........................................................................................................................................
.........................................................................................................................................
......................................So, I never MISS U |
Our body
is fully made of water, but wherever it hurts, Blood comes out
Our Heart is full of Blood, but wherever it hurts,
Water comes out from eyes.........! |
Sorry to Disturb, but Mamla thoda urgent hai.........................
Sita ji ko Raavan fir utha kar le gaya hai............
Hanuman ji ko 1000 bandaro ki zarurat hai............................
999 bhijwa diye hai, SMS milte hi nikal pado.............
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Ek Truck
ke peeche likha tha-------- "SAAWAN KO AANE DO"
Dusre Truck ne piche takkar maar di. Uske peeche likha tha----------------
-------------"AAYA SAAWAN JHOOM KE" |
Mistake increases your experience
a7 experience decreases your mistakes-------------
-------U learn frm your mistakes, then others will learn frm your
SUCCESS........... |
Waiter
gives bill 2 Santa.
Santa: " Take this Card."
Waiter: " Sir, this is Ration Card"
Santa: " So what, U hv written there- "ALL CARDS ACCEPTED"! |
I am Lamp, U R Lite, I M Coke, U R
Sprite,
I M Saawan, U R Baadal, I M Normal, U R-------------------------------------------------------
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---------------------------------------also NORMAL, Kya yaar,
khud pe hi shaq karte ho? |
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