ek ladki thi dewani
si mobile lekar ghumti thi shama ke ghabra ke wo kuch karti rahti
thi jabbhi milti thi mujhse hamesa puchti thi ye on kaise hota
hai
(From:irfanayub - karimabad) |
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Lalu : Itane sare log
football ko lath kyou mar rahe hai? Sardar : Gol karne ke liye.
Lalu : Sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge
(From:ROCKER -
MAHARASHTRA) |
Golu :
Itane sare log football ko lath kyou mar rahe hai? Sardar : Gol
karne ke liye. Golu : Sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge
(From:ROCKER - MAHARASHTRA)
(From:ravi - india)) |
Ae dost tu mat ho udaas,
Saans meri chute na chute tra saath. Phir bhi agar tujhe aaye
meri yaad, toh mujhe call kar lena, meri INCOMING BILKUL FREE
HAIN..!!(From:Amit
Chaki - Chittaranjan)
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Santa
to Sunita: I want to marry you Sunita: But I am one year elder
to you. Santa: No Problem, then I will marry you next year
(From:ROCKERMAHARASHTRA) |
dilo ko kharidne waale
hazaar mil jayenge, duniya main daga dene waale baar baar mil
jayenge, milenahi aapko hum jaisa koi , milne ko DOST beshumar
mil jayenge
(From:vivek
- Friendship Messages )
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Har phool
khusbudaar nahi hota, har pathar chamakdar nahin hota; dosti dekh
kar karna dost, kyonki har dost humsa dildar nahin hota
(From:vivek - dharamshala)
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taj mahal kya cheez
hai meihn ter liye usse bhi bada mahal banyaunga mumtaz ko to
marne ke baad dafnaya tha mein tujhe zinda dafnayunga
(From:kaleem - hyderabad) |
Sardar:
O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break
fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate
hai.
(From:Suhas - Sangli/jalgaon) |
Haridwar main BABA ka
Mela laga hua hain Prasad main Kambal bate ja rahe hain. Kisi
our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected BHIKARIYOKO bheja ja raha
hain.
((From:smita - Jalgaon)) |
Sardar:
O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break
fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate
hai.
(From:Suhas - Sangli/jalgaon) |
Agar manzil ko pana
hai to himat saath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath
rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.
(From:Raj - Pune) |
Ek janaje
ko dekhkar ladki muskarai, baba bola jawan maut par yu hasa nahi
karte, Beti boli baba wada kiya tha jab bhi milenge mauskraywnge
(From:Athrav - baroda)) |
ulfat ke darap pe furakat
ka yu sharmana ulfat ke darap pe furkat ka yu sharmana upar vali
lines samajh me aa jaye to mujhe jarur batana
(From:pooja - jaipur) |
ek ladki
thi dewani si mobile lekar ghumti thi shama ke ghabra ke wo kuch
karti rahti thi jabbhi milti thi mujhse hamesa puchti thi ye on
kaise hota hai
(From:KAPIL - DELHI) |
main ooske pyaar me
ban gayaa baraf kaa gola.......
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola.....
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
(From:shree patil - bhusawal) |
Jab Aap
hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab
yaad aa jayega.
(From:Failure - Baroda) |
Jija: Sali ji, aapke
yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor
thi, usey to aap le gaye!
(From:Mayank Shekhar - Dalmianagar) |
ENGINEERS
MARTE NAHI.... ZINDA DAFNAYE JATE HAI........ HAR 6 MAHINO ME
TADPAYE JATE HAI........ KAFAN KHOL KE DEKHO.... TOH WO KABR ME
BHI ASSIGNMENT LIKHTE PAYE JATE HAI.....
(From:RAUT MAYANK - GYANODAYA,CHANDI,NALANDA,BIHAR) |
santa:itna sara log
football ko lath kahe mar rahe hai? banta:gol karne ke liye. santa:sasura
gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge
(From:rahul - ring road) |
Ek Bar
ek School me ek master ji Ek ladke ko khada kar ke bolte hai ki
Batao Mohan Taj mahal kaha hai Mohan Bola pata nahi guru ji To
Master ji bole Banch per khade ho jao Mohan Bola Abhi bhi nahi
dikh raha hai Master ji.
(From:Sagar Singh Tomar - Balaghat (M.P.)) |
7 Chatai pe 7 Sadhu
baithe the, ek adami ake bola, Sadhuji kya karu Ladakiya Line
nahi deti? Sadhu: Chote sadhu see Gutkeshwar ek chatai aur lagao.
(From:Anil - Bhusawal) |
gadhe ko
aam ke ped pe baitha dekh ke haathi niche se bola tum uper kya
kar rahe ho gadha: kuch nahi ganna kha raha hu hathi:magar ye
aam ka ped hai gadha:pata hai main ganna saath me laya hun
(From:sopan - pune) |
sardar apne noukar ko
bola garden me pani daal.Naukar bola barish ho rahi hai,Sardar
: Sale kam chor chatri pakdke daal
(From:aryan - mumbai)) |
sardar
gun leke darwaze pe ruka, Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher
ka shikaar karne ja raha hu! Wife: toh jao na. Srdr: Kaise jau
bahar kutta khada hai :)
(From:Amar - Chennai)) |
Phone Ki Ring Baji.
Pati: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Gharpe Nahi Hu. Biwi Phone Utha
k : wo gharpe hai Pati: Mana Kiya Fir Bhi Biwi : Ji wo mere liye
tha
(From:ABY - PUNE)) |
Log kahate
hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar ho jaye,Hum
kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd bhi apke sath
faraar ho jaye** |
Khudi ko kar buland
itan, chadha jaise taise. ke khuda bhi tujhse punche ke beta ab
utrega kaise.
(From:manish - Gurgaon) |
Devdas
ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod
do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna
chod do
(From: - thane) |
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Toothpaste ki add mein
DAAT dikhata hai, Shampoo ki add mein BAAL dikhata hai, lekin
WHISPER ki add mein ku kuch nehi dikhata. Ye to sarasar na insafi
hai. JAGO GRAHAK JAGO.
(From:GOLAM KIBRIA - KOLKATA) |
dil main
basa hai pyar tera,aakhon mein hai tasavir teri jab yaad aati
hai teri,hum dekhate hai TOM & JERRY
(From:siddhesh parab - lalbaug) |
Roz Logo se tere Pange
honge.... Ghar me tere roz Dange honge.... Agar tum SMS nahi karoge
to Yaad rakhana tere Saare Bacche Ganje honge..
(From:pravin_kapur05@yahoo.com - nanded) |
ROGI DOCTOR SAY YAY
PHOOL KI MALLA KISKAY LIYA DOCTOR YAY MARA FIRST OPERATION HAY
SUCESS HUYA THO MARA LIYA NAHI THO THUMARA LIYA
(From:DEEPAK SHARMA - RAIPUR CHATTISGARH)) |
MACHHAR NE AAPKO KAT
LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA SUKOON THA,
CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO MEIN BHI AAP
HI KA KHOON THA (From:ANAND - MUMBAI)
(From:haresh - ) |
Boys send messege to
girl : If u dont mind mai tumhe ek baat punchhu? dekho gussa
mat hona? Will U ...... ..... ..... Girl replies: Yes I will Kill
u.
(From:Deepraj - Ratnagiri) |
Ye Scooty Kab li? Sardar
: Kal Raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahoot dur le gai, sab kapde
utaar kar boli, jo chahiye le lo, maine scooty le li, kapdo ka
main kya karta!!!...
(From:Omar - Unknown)) |
Baap: Beta is bar exam
main tujhe 90% lane hai, kuch bhi kar.. Beta: Nahi Bapu, main
to is bar 100% launga...! Baap: Kyon Mazak kar raha hai..? Beta:
Shuru kisne kiya..?!!
((From:Omar - Unknown)) |
aaj tum DIL maango,de
denge,JIGAR maango de denge,JAAN tak maango to bhi de denge,kyunki
aaj in saari films ki cds ghar par hain!
(From:girija - chandrapur) |
Wife: kaash main newspaper
hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai
rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti
((From:Shahid Shaikh - jalgaon)) |
dil ki baat dil mein
mat rakhna : jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna : agar wo ghusse mein
aa jaaey to darna mat raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna
milti rehna
(From:ujala - lahore)
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Chota Sardar : Mummy
kal raat jadu hoya. Main bathroom da darwaja kholey te light ape
jal gayi Mummy: Khotya tu fir fridge vich susu kar dita ?
(From:deepak - delhi) |
Ladkiyon ke college
me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya:
HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO
((From:Siddhesh Salunkhe - Sangli)) |
Well come to www.love.com
type pass word ***** processing....... Sorry aap ki pyar karane
ki umar gujar chuki hai. Please try for www.sant.com |
| Ye Kiss Tarah Yaad Aa
Rahe Ho, Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho, Naa Jane Kyon
Aisa Lagta Hai, Saamne Khade Ho, Aur SING HILA RAHE HO!! Happy
POLA!!!** |
agar aap hoshiyaar hai
to mere sawal ka jawab ha ya na main dena kya tumhe pagalpan ke
daure padna band ho gaya?** |
tum hasate bahut ho,man
ko bhate bahut ho ji chahata hai le jao tumhe dinner par ,par
kambakht tum khate bahut ho**
(From:nishant - nagpur) |
School Mein Ishq Ka
Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho
Gaya, Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari Class Fail,
Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya |
uttho! ye koi sone ka
waqt hai.,jab dekho sote rehte ho.,saari umar so so ke bitani
hai kya?, ab mujhe reply mat karna., im sleeping.
(From:owais - kerela) |
God ne tujhe bheja to
bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje mein bheja hi nahi bheja.**
(From:kumar - jaipur) |
100 gram Mitti,.....100
gram Kanakad ke pathar....25species ke keede makode....5 gram
ke makdee ke jaale....dont be suprised this is CT scan of ur brain....
(From:Babu4ever - Berhampur,Orissa)) |
SARDAR KE PEECHE KUTTA
PADA, WOH PARESHAAN HOKE SOCHNE LAGA, SALA!! CARD THO AIRTEL KA
DALWAYA THA, THO PHIR NETWORK HUTCH KA KYUN AA RAHA HAI!!??**
(From:Deepak Joshi - Chandigarh) |
ram ji ne dhanush toda
seetaji dodi chali ayi. krishan ji ne bansi bajai radha ji bhaghi
chali ayi aur mene sirf seeti bajai to apne baap ko bula layi
(From:mukesh - sheopur)) |
apne dil me basjayenge
SMS ki tarah.,., Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,.,
dost kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,., sirf aap busy
na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.,.,
(From:Alamalakala Sharat kumar - Titagarh, Kolkata)) |
GEETASAR: MOBILE nirjeev
hain !! SIM CARD iski ATMA hai. !! SMS wo GYAN hain , jo BATNE
se BADTA hain. !! Iseeliye He PRANI BALANCE KA MOH Tyag Kar SMS
KIYA KARO. !!!
(From:Jayesh Nadkar - Malad) |
COMPUTER YUG ME BANDRO
NE BAHUT TARAKI KARLI HAI, ABHI DEKHNA EK NIRALA BANDER HATH ME
MOBILE PAKAD KAR KITNE MAST ANDAJ SE SMS PAD RAHA HAI
(From:ANAND SINGH - MUMBAI-AMBERNATH)) |
sorry aaplogo ko disturb
kiya lekin urgent kaam tha , kya kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakte
hai. hum log tash khel raha hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai..
((From:rajiv - ludhiana)) |
UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA
NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA, UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE
DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE.
(From:sachin - meerut) |
sardarjis son :-
dad there is some one at the door to collect donetion for a swimming
pool ........? sardar :- give him a glass of water!!
((From:jayesh - mumbai)) |
Tum meri zindagee men
es tarah samai ho, jaise bajre ke khet me koi bhais ghus aai ho
(From:sangam - bhopal)) |
me ushke PYAAR me ban gaya BARAF
ka GOLA aur vo bewafa kehati hai thanda matlab COCA-COLA.
(From:jatin - surat)) |
Hum itne sweet nahi, ki diabeties
hojaye! na itne salty ki, B.P. badha jaye!! na itane testy ki
maza aajaye, Par itne Kadwe bhi nahi ki Yad na aye!!!!
(From:Jayesh Nadkar - Malad {Mumbai}) |
Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,Mar
gaye to tera naam lagayenge... Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,Tum
upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho
tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo
vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum.** |
Scientist are trying to figure out
how long a person can live without BRAIN........ Plzzz tell them
ur age.....!!ha ha ha
(From:Sandy Kapoor - Pakistan))
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maina tujhe chaha apna samajh ke,
tera baap ne mujhe petta dholak samajh ke.
(From:sanju - nagpur) |
Na tu Chhat per aati, na mai tera
diwana hota, na tu pathar marti , na ma kana hota..
(From:Pawan - Delhi) |
phool ko mat toro kanta lag jaye
ga, larki ko mat chero chanta lag jaye ga
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Mere Dil mein teri sanson ko panah
mil jaye....Tere ishq mein meri jaan fanaa ho jaye.....
(From:Raj - Pune)) |
Khuda kisiko kisi pe fida na kare,
kare to qayamat tak juda na kare, mana ke koi marta nahi judai
mein lekin jee bhi nahi pata tanhai mein.
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wen the time comes 4 u to give ur
heart 2 someone make sure that u select sum1 who will never break
ur heart coz broken heart have no spare parts
(From:ramiz - islamabad, pakistan)) |
pooja-ek ajib sa dilme hulchul he
kyun,ye anjanasa dard he kyun,na koi ehshas na arzoo he koi, phir
bhi aaj kisi ka intzar he kyun.
(From:manoj - cuttack) |
How to kill a mosquito: Catch it
alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi in its stomach and when it
laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon of poisson .....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) |
Teacher:make a sentence in which
1word reapets 4times... Santa: Lara Dutta married Brian Lara &
she became Lara Lara...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka) |
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1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum
. Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum.Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh
musibat ho tum.
(From:ASHU - LUCKNOW) |
zindagi me shaddi karna bahut zarruri
hai.. puchoon kyun.. ? ? ? ? kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab
kuch nahin hoti
(From:ashish upadhyay - indore)) |
it iz psycologically proved that
all the fools & stupids, donkeys,monkeys,use thier thumb to read
messages. dont change your finger now its to late !
(From:asad - ) |
koi patthar na mare mere is deewane
ko, koi patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, are BOMB ka jamana
hai uda do sale ko.
(From:Pushpak - Pune)) |
Roses r red but violets r blue...monkey
like u should be kept in the zoo...dont get angry ull find me
there too...not with u but laughing at u...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka) |
Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki
wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare
paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye
(From:Prateek bansal - nahan(himachal) |
Zara-Zara kar ke teri yadoon ka
mahal banate hain.... Illegal construction keh ke saale Nagar
Nigam wale tod jaate hain....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
twinkle twinkle little star...u
should know what u r...and once u know what u r...mental hospital
is not so far...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)) |
Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?
1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo
paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil
na paaye.
(From:prateek bansal - nahan(himachal)) |
Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue
teri judai se...Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Kya hua jo usne racha lee mehandi,
Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe pata tha ki vo apne nasib me
nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge.
(From:kishan - raigarh) |
QAYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE
SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB SUB NE
APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI AWAZ AAYI .............,
Supliment Plz
(From:Mirza Imran Amjad ) |
In life every turn is uncertain,In
the sea every wave is a danger... In a garden every flower is
a beauty,And in this world every person like u is a treasure....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) |
dil mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon
mein basi hai tasweer teri , jab bhi aati hai yaad teri , dekh
lete hai TOM and JERRY
(From:Karan - bombai)) |
If you need advice, text me... If
you need a friend, call me... If you need me, come to me... If
you need money... ........... THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
(From:Chomparu - Maldives)) |
Ill ask a que U should answer only
by saying yes or no.Here is the que... Do ur parents know that
u r a mental patient???
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Suna hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe
log marte hai. So please keep smiling to reduce population.
(From:Ram - nashik) |
Haathi nay kaha jakar Hathni ki
qabar par, Sadqay jaoon tumhari Patli Kamar par.
(From:Noor - ) |
Door se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi...
Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha nahi... Paas jake dekhaa to
kuchh tha hi nahi
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)) |
Ladki boli: Chandni chaand se hoti
hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.
Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,
Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga.
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) |
Sincere Apology: If u dont like
ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then
plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
(From:Raja - Chennai)
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Khud ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke Himaalay
ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur khuda tumse puche.. Abe gadhe...
ab utrega kaise
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) |
Dream makes al things possible,
Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beautiful, smile
makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
(From:Raja - Chennai))
|
Boy: what will u give me as reward
if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
(From:Raja - Chennai)
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In candle light dinner three sweet
words for u....PAY THE BILL
(From:prachi - ) |
Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate
cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet
like ME & nut like U
(From:Raja - Chennai)) |
EK sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor
jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe
apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA PADTA hai..
(From:Jerry - Ahmedabad)) |
why do monkeys love banana.... -
oops i am so sorry ........ - thats your personal matter!
(From:Mohammed Abdul raffey - Aurangabad) |
S SH SHA SHAR SHARM SHARM K SHARM
KA SHARM KAR SHARM KARO !! SHARM KARO!! Kanjuso.1 msg to send
kar dya karo sare din me
(From:kishan - raigarh) |
I read in d newsppr dat sendin msgs
2 frnds causes radiation dat cause cancer. So,aaj se band! I hv
decided 2 stop. . . .> reading newspaper Yaar?
(From:kishan - raigarh) |
shaadi karne k bad aur mobile lene
k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai ................................................................Thodi
der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata
(From:pakhi - gujarat) |
KABHI AARMAAN DIL MEIN MAT RAKHNA,
JAB YAAD HUMARI AAYE TO MILNE KI DOOWA KARNA, AUR NKUCH BHI KARNA
SAKO TO BUS YUNHI KHUDA KO PERESHAN KARNA
(From:PALLAV - BARODA) |
MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH
ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI ...ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE
BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR LIYA...AB BOLO 5 KAISE
HUE...??? BOLO BOLO.... ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE ..... BOLO BOLO...
BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI....
(From:BHAVIN SHAH - SURAT) |
I have a confession 2 make,Ever
since i have known U its kinda hard for me to 4getU.Every
time u appear in my Dreamz,nI find myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT
!!!
(From:pal:love -
Raipur) |
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YOU are very cute becos in my dictionary
Cute means... C - Causing U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)) |
I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water
and got drunk again. Now I have decided never to drink water again
!!!
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) |
| Newtons law of Romance:- LOVE CAN
NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER... |
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj
teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai.
Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode pade hain
((From:ketan - surat)) |
When words fail, Eyes work. When
eyes fail, heart works. When Heart fails... To kya? Samajh le
Tapak gaya!
(From: Amita Jain, Kota, Rajasthan) |
Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may
stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! |
| Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped
ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe
kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de** |
U r very special 4 me... U should
b safe always... U should b safe my dear... I cant b wid u all
time.... so pls b careful wenever u jump from tree 2 tree...
(From: Nitin, Mumbai)) |
| U R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice, and U R 100% stupid to believe
these words... |
It takes thousand workers 2 build
a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect a Country, BUT just ONE man
2 make a Happy HOME!Lets thaNks to Our Ramu. ** |
| Press down again again.. please
once more sorry again 6 times more Oh! Again 1 Time again don't
u have any job? ... ** |
Good Time Bad Time Day Time Work
Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI
Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai... |
DHANIA RS 3 MIRCHI RS 4 AALOO RS
5 TEENDA RS 6 TOMATO RS 10 PALAK RS 15 YAH SUB TO MENGHA HAI PAR
SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN NAHIN ????
(From:MOHAMMAD TAQUEER -) ) |
Dosti ka safar lamba hua to kya
hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge, fir...............................
rickshaw Kar lenge.
(From:Pravin Agrawal - Hyderabad)) |
Punam ki rat me chand badal jata
hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang
na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai..!
(From:ehuzefa - jalgaon))
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Our friendship has come a long way.
When u laugh, i laughed.When u cry, i cried & when u jump down
the window,i will go to the window. Look down & laugh again.......
ha ha ha
(From:JUI - Bangladesh) |
Dont sent any messages, i dontwant
2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, coz my doctor advised
me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS
(From:gauri - mumbai)) |
jah dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha
ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat vaha judai, jaha
judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena.
(From:Dr. Prashant Surjuse -Nagpur)) |
We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO
BRAIN found...!
(From:Faizan Jahangir)) |
Are O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne Bheje? Ek Bhi Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar
hai. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli kha DiCHOUN.
((From:anamika -
pune)) |
Laadein has needs 500 dogs to attack
on USA 499 are reached message milta he chale aana
(From:ehuzefa - jalgaon) |
Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the
violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty and so is your head
(From:Faizan Jahangir )) |
one day a judge ask the thief in
the court are you not a shame to come to the court al most eery
month the theif said you should be shamed sir you come here everyday
(From:nadeem - Hyderabad) |
One day a man caught a pickpocket
redhaned and ask the pickpockter, are you not a shame to pick
my pocket , The pickpockter said you should be shamed is you dont
have even a rupee in your pocket.
(From:nadeem - Hyderabad) |
Prayer of Bachelors: Radhe Radhe...
Kudi Fasade! Hare Murari... Howe Kunwari! jai Hanuman Di... Howe
Mere Haan Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da Khalsa... Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!
(From:mahesh - kolhapur) |
A Mother makes her son Intelligent
in 20 years, but a Girl makes him Stupid in 2
minutes.
(From:za slaeemi) |
2 live a life v need brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perception,n
mental qualification.....hats off to u,for managing without them!!!
(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad) |
palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi
duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,aasani se nahi mile ho tum National
zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!!
(From:ehuzefa - Jalgaon)) |
Dil cheez hai kya jana, yeh jaan
bhi tumhari hai, jaan le mat lena, kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari
hai.
(From:Deepak - Delhi)) |
ur SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,ur
VOICE to a CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE to a CHILD.but in STUPIDITY u hv
no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!!
(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad)) |
Raman or chaman railway platform
per train pakarne ke liye kara tha ki announs huwa rajdhani exp
platfrom no one per aa rahi hai raman jatpat se railway patri
par aa gaya chaman ne pucha bhai upar aa ja nahi to mare jaoge
to raman bola tune suna nahi train platform per aa rahi hai.
(From:Om Krishna Thakur - Jamtara, Jharkhand) |
Imraan Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend
Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA Phir Usne CHOCOLATE
Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER Karvaya.Girlfriend
Ne UskeAKSARKhwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM SA NAHI DEKHA
To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me JAWANI DIWANI
Hai.
(From:Bhavesh D.Dadaga - Patidar Hostel,Bhuj-Kutch) |
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gul gaye gul ke patte reh gaye ,
saare shayer mar gaye tum ullu ke pathe reh gaye.
(From:ali - india)) |
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke jaan
bhi maango to hazir hai, Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai ,
aur maango to inkaar karte hain
(From:Atul - )) |
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
(From:afshan - khi) |
Sardar ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh
pareshaan hoke sochne laga, Sala!! Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya
tha, tho phir Network Hutch ka kyun aa raha hai!!??
(From:Jyoti - Mumbai) |
what is wrong with your cell every
time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey
plz contact zoo for details...
(From:afshan,khi) |
Hey friend remember that without
stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can
be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!
(From:afshan - khi)) |
HAR KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE, TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE
KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..
(From:vicky - surat)) |
Someday u may lose ur hair. u may
lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind. But 1 thing u will
never loose is ur good looks. coz u cant lose wot u dont have!
(From:afshan,khi) |
chand par kali gatah chati toh,
hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi, tum lakh chupao mere yaar,
tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par hasi ati toh hogi.
(From:shafic - purna) |
share sunata hoo... jara goor say
soniya mujhe sher nahee aata kisi aur say soniya
(From:shirish - jalgaon)) |
I am getting married mext week.
there wil be a small party and only few people will be invited.
dontbring any gift just bring someone to marry me !!!!!!!!!!
(From:prity - Amsterddam) |
Jindagi me agar koi bada kam karnaho
to Hathi pe chad jao, shirshasan karo, apni ek tasvir khichwao
aur duniya ko woh tasvir ulti karke dikhao then u r great
((From:Hemantkumar Khandelwal - Dhule)) |
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets
the bosses wife instead: Im afraid he died last week.
she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the
boss. I told you the wife replies, he died last week.
The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his
boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts: IVE
ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK!
WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING? Coz . . . he replied laughing,
I just love hearing it. . . .
(From:Afshan ) |
wat did computer think wen u sit
front of it?he think that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT OUTSIDE.
(From:Afshan) |
Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay
is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara aur ager tum ye bata du
kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata
dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari. Dosra Pagal
: Yaar koi hint tu du.
(From:Afshan ) |
SURD: Excuse me sir, what time
is it? MAN: Its 3:15. SURD: (puzzled look on his face)
You know, its the weirdest thing, I have been asking that
question all day, and each time I get a different answer.
(From:Afshan ) |
JOKE - Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu
aur Ulloo Kallu 7 th mein padh raha hai. Billu 5th mein padh raha
hai aur Ulloo SMS padh raha hai.
(From:shyam j. sugandhi - udgir) |
NEEND ATI HAI RATOO MAI,KUWAB MAI
EK LADKI AATI HAI.PHIR LADKI KE PICHE USKA BAAP AATA HAI ,PHIR
NA NEEND AATI HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI
(From:aarti - jtc) |
Naari ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana
yaari,Jab laat maaregi naari to yaad aayegi hamari... Purush bachao
samiti ki taraf se Janhit mein jaari....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)) |
ARZ HAI..JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR
KEHTE HAI;GAUR FARMAYIGA. JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR OR; JO
SAR ME DARD DE USE SARDAR KEHTE HAI**
(From:VASCO - INDIA) |
tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is
tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah jaise lehrate hue
kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho.
(From:sachin - jtc) |
Us ne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine
bhi uski tasvir apne dil me sajali.... Woh mujhse aise hi ruth
gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri behan fasaali....
(From:ehuzefa (jalgaon)) |
what a chicken will say when its
been coocked with green chilli- hum pe kisine hara rang dala.......maar
dala.......maar dala
(From:tuhindra bhattacharya - kolkata) |
Santa went to ATM. Banta told i
saw ur password. Banta : It is **** Santa : Ha.Ha. ur wrong it
is 6578. Bolo Tara rara.....
(From:sona - mumbai) |
Wife: Honey what ru looking4? Husband:
Nothing;
Wife: Nothing? u've been reading our marriage certificate 4an
hour? Husband: I was just looking 4d expiry date!
( From : Drb) ) |
If engineers start making films,
the names will be: current ho na ho, jaanam supplykaro, aa ab
B.Tech karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C, Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse
lagaya to darna kya, engineer no.1, engineering koi khel nahi,
input wale output le jayenge, Maine engineering kyu kiya..!! |
msg:Internet te kudi fasaeeeee,
internet te ho gaye sagaayee, internet te divorse ho gaya, isi
bahane COMPUTER ka course ho gaya...
(From:Mohammad Sadaf - 71 Vijaynagar Chhaoni) |
When i was sad you were there. When
i was crying you were there. When i was unhappy you were there.
Now i have understood ji sare fasad ki jad tu hai..
(From : Jeetu) |
AFTER FINISHING MBBS, Dr Munna start
his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes. tongue & ears by torch
and Finally Said BOLE TO TORCH BILKUL THEEK HAY HAAN
(From: SIM ) |
ek aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh
pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,sharma ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti
thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya likha karti thi kuch kahena
tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis se darti thi jab bhi milti
thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi imran kaisa hai
(From:yuvraj - jalgaon) |
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jab kuda ne tumhai banaya ho ga,
ek saror sa us ka dil pe chaya hoga. pahle socha hoga jannat main
rakhoon. phir us ko ZOO ka khayal aaya hoga...
(From:waqaar - kuwait)) |
Aur bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki
hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston ne ishq furmane ke baad; Is
liye kamre ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main Ek
tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad
(From:Shayar - Nashik) |
LADKA-Tute hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya
Dil tutne tak pyar karogi... LADKI-Tuti hui chappal se maar khayega,ya
chappal tutne tak maar khayega...
((From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)) |
Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta
hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar
.....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane kab maang lo udhaar
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)) |
dil dena kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi
nek ko yeh dil koi eid ka shirkhurma nahi ki bato har ek ko
(From:ehuzefa Jalgaon) |
wat do I do wen ic some1 extremely
Gorgouz, Attractive,Terrific, Cute...I Stare,I smile n when I
get tired..I put down da mirror!
(From:Halima - Australia)) |
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi,
uth kar sabke saamne aate kyo nahi, msg bhi tumhara smell marta
hai, thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo nahi...
(From:ZOORASH ) |
Ram ne Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke
Aayi. Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi, Aur Radha Bhag ke chali Aayi.
Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap ko Le Aayi.
(From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli)) |
tumko dekha too.... tumkodekha to......
tumkodekha to yeh khayal aya .....pagaloon ki stock main naya
maal aya ..!!!!!!!
(From:mash - ) |
makan malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka
kiraya hoga! kirayedar:thik hai; par apke makan me bahut chuhe
daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500 rupaye me kya bipasha basu
nachegi?
(From:Pranjali - Pune) |
Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski
ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna
LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
interviewer: where r u born Sardarji:
punjab Interviewer : which part? Sardarji : kya which part whole
body was born in punjab
(From:Nilay kothari - Ahmedabad)) |
Prem to humein bhi karna tha par
baat khas hui nahi, Taj Mahal to humein bhi banana tha par kambakth
loan pass hui nahi.
(From:Nikunj Gajjar - Ahmedabad) |
Tumhe Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki
Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta
Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!
(From:Yogesh J. - Poona)) |
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them
with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.
(From:munira - ) |
Aaj kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand
mein kampkapaye se lagte ho... Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut
dino baad nahaye se lagte ho...Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Ai mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte nawjawan kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan
to Gadha PAHELWAAN.....
(From:Rishi - guwahati) |
U r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER
PIECE. It is Devided in two parts... LEFT & RIGHT In the LEFT
nothing is RIGHT... & In the RIGHT nothing is LEFT.
(From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon)) |
Thought 4 de day: ven ever i find
d key 2 Success, Some1 changes d Lock...!!!
(From: - Surat) |
khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi
tha, khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, raste pe jakar dekha
to khidki pe koi nahi tha
(From:neal - pune) |
husn walon me mohabbat ki kami hoti
hai,, Aur chahne walon ki taqdir buri hoti hai,, Yehi to hasinon
ki aadat buri hai,, Mohabbat hai dil main baghal me churi hai
(From:zafar - faizan) |
Girlfriend Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai?
Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI
Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata Hoon Kya Karna Hai....
Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
(From: - Surat) |
When i open my eyes every morning
i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you....
Why should only i suffer!!!
(From:patel_sagar - rajkot) |
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota
hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise
waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..
(From:patel_sagar - rajkot) |
kabhi hosla bhi azmana chahiye,
bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye, chahe kitni bhi thand pade
hafte me ek baar to nahana chahiye
(From:surendra bhilwal - beawar(rajasthan)) |
Be Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar
Hai Ajaa !! Arey Arey .. ... ... Ye Mein Nahi Keh Raha !! ...
... Balke ZOO Se Monkey Ki Faryad Hai .. HaHaHa
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) |
hamari tumahari dosti duniya ke
liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa laga kya mal hai is mal ko
pane ke liye bichaya jal hai par kambhakat collage ka akhiri sal
hai
(From:asif - baroda) |
A SARDAR WENT 2 RADIO SHOP AND START
SHOUTING KAMINO MAINE PHILIPS KA RADIO MAANGA THA AUR ISKO ON
KIYA TO YEH BOLTA HAI YEH ALL INDIA RADIO HAI...
(From:surendrta bhilwal - beawar rajasthan) |
Pyaar karo to Ek se Karo, Ho sake
to kisis nek se karo, Jab tak na mile Saccha Dildar, Kam se KAm
Try to har Ek par Karo...!
(From: 0 - Surat) |
jo ek baar tu haan karde, main char
paanch aur patadoonge, tum ko main pehli kahoon aur sab ko kahoon
aaqri.
(From:omer quadri - K.B.Hyderabad) |
Woh gori Hai uski zulf hai kaali,Woh
Pari hai ya Pariyon ki rani.... Uski Har baat hai nirali,Par kya
kare yaar woh Ladki kisi aur ne pata li....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P) |
Ishara to madad ka kar raha tha
doobne wala.... Magar yara sahil ne usse Salaam-e-Alwida samjha....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.) |
Haath mein takat hai to Tajmahal
ko hila kar dekh... Warna..Aa baith ke do peg whiskey maar aur
Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh...
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.) |
Kabhi honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure
waqt mein muskara lena chahiye... Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na
mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye...
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India)) |
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Na o inkar karti hai na o ikrar
karti hai,kambakt mere hi sapno me aake mere dost se pyr karti
hai
(From:Rahul - Mumbai) |
I l I lo I lov I love I love you...
I love you the most. I love you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz
MENAKA GANDHI said People should LOVE animals
(From:Afzal Ahmed - Gurgaon) |
ABHI TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI
MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA.
(From:SAMREEN - hyderabad) |
PATTE GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,SURAJ
DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,DHARTI SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,DUNIYA
SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI
(From:SAMREEN - HYDERABAD) |
Batoun mein jiski rawani nahi hai,
Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai, Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta
hai, Woh powder hai nada Jawani nahi hai.
(From: - Surat) |
apki yaad mein yeh dil tadapta raha
,apki ek jhalak ko yeh dil machalta raha, pheche mudkar dekha
toh ALLOUT chalu tha..
(From:sufian - hyderabad) |
Bazu-o-mein dum rakhta hoon, Dil
mein gum rakhta hoon, pata tha aapka SMS aayega, Is liye DISPRIN
sang rakhta hoon
(From: - Surat) |
College ki galion mein ajjeb khel
hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel hota hai, Nitis ki jagah
luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har saal fail hota hai.....
(From:Huzefa Ezzy jalgaon) |
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya
sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
(From:Rakesh Lalwani - Ulhasnagar)) |
Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge...
Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge ... Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag
Jaayenge
(From:Manish - guwahati) |
Teri yaad mein main raat bhar peeta
rahaa....fefde phat kar bahar aagye...main din bhar seeta rahaa
(From:ashish negi - Delhi) |
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main,
badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi
shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge badi soch ke sath ! Kyon
ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke sath !
(From:sagar - rajkot) |
Rokdo mere janaze ko mujhme jaan
aagaihai, piche mudke dekho saalo daruki dukaan aagai hai
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) |
Andheri sadak, sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala asmaan,
rat hogai soja shaitan..
(From:Irfan Shaikh - Jalgaon)
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Dream makes al things possible,
Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile
makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
(From:ihsan mobile num - ) |
A Sardar learning english introduces
his family at a party. Hi I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni
. He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana) |
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,Ladke
bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE
Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR SE BHARO....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Mein Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar
Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe
Zukham Tha !
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe) |
Khyaal ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti
hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash rehti hai...Tere bina koi
kami to nahi ae dost,Bas galiwali Jamadarni udas rehti hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow .) |
Pyar Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad
Karna A-Azadi Khona R-Rote rehna ki phone kab ayega..
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas
noor hai.To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala
langoor hai...hi!hi!hi!....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Chaand raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid
ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan turva gaay Hum the chaand ke nazaare
main khoye hue Bus achanak chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya..............
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Aap kya jano hum kitna yad karthe
hei. maano ya na mano har pal fariyaad karthe hei. roj kat likte
hei cartoon network ko aap hi ko dikane ki maang karte hei
(From:trishita - andhra pradesh) |
wafa tumme hai, to bewafa hum bhi
nahi haya tumme hai, to behaya hum bhi nahi pyar ke aakhri mod
par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda hai, par jaate-jaate sunte
jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin.............
(From:kimi - canada) |
Sardar jee visit his chinese friend
dying in hospital. the chinese friend just saidchin yu yan
and dies. Sardar jee went china to fine the meaningof friends
last words. U kanow wht it was????? U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN
TUBE
(From:sidra - ) |
Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird
+ Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile =
BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
(From: - Surat) |
Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E
husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht ke paymane pe chilman E
husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line samajh me aaye to mujhe
zaroor batana
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
Gunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna
Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana
Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
Meri yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki
aap hamesha hanstay raho,Muskratay,Khilkhilatay raho....Mujhe
kya log tumhein Pagal kahen gay...
(From:Sundeep - Sindh) |
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre
kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
(From:Vishal Lindevkar - Pune) |
Recent News Headlines : Softdrinks
Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan to newspaper padh sakte hain
par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki.... Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI
!
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa
hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi! Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund
lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
(From:SACHIN Dawande - PUNE) |
Mistakes are not crime,If u can
rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example
GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
tuhaar chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar
chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar kutte ka naam!!
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe) |
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A magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar
kali kalantar abra ka dabra.. Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik
theek kehta tha.Bandar par ye jadu nahin hota...?
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana) |
mein ne use chaha had se jyada usne
mujhe bandha rakhi ka dhaga
(From:ashish - mp) |
If ever un ur life u feel sad and
lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand
take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
When i fall i need ur hand 2 hold
me, when i win i need ur hand 2 pat me, when i lose i need ur
hand 2 console me, In short.... YE HAATH MUJHE DE DE, THAKUR!
(From:Rajan - Gurgaon) |
Winter comes again n again, Summer
comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again,
Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
Aapki smile ne sara jahan hila diya,Aapki
smile na sara jahan hila diya...Coma sa jage mariz ko dara ko
phir se sula diya....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Kitne haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya
ki nazar se bachaya karo.... Aankhon mein chashma lagana hi kafi
nahi,Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti
to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna
khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
Count many star on the screen....
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * ....Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila ab din mein bhi taare
gin ne lage....Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Bhagwan ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede... Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna aur komolika free dega
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)
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| Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost
na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar
ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega.... |
Baithe tere khayalon mein,Kore kagaz
pe likh dala tera naam...Tasvir bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...Zinda
ya Murda pakdnewale ko 5000/- inaam...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.
(From:Talha Siddiqui - ) |
Twinkle-Twinkle lazy star Kitna
soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high, sun has risen in
the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call me up and say HI
(From:anand - pune) |
Our Dosti is Like PHILIPS-Pyara
Sa Bandhan & Relationshipis like FEVICOL-Majboot
Jod,& Our Love is Like BADA Thums UP-Sala Khatam
Hi Nahi Hota.... .....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
When I was born Devil said...Oh
Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!!
....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw
stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just
go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .
(From:Imran Sultan - , ) |
Fill in the blank...Im ur .....friend-
a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl e)-Best of all Reply is
a must...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya
hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai ki bahut saare SMS chadane padege So
please donate much more SMS,Its in ICU...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats
why boys go to college regularly....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) ) |
teri mohabbat ki roshni se dil to
kya ghar bhi bhar aata hai.... Sochta hoo bijli katwa doo,kambhakt
bill bahut aata hai....
(From:kuldeep kumayu - indore) |
If any beautiful girl calls u BHAI
...!!!Then ..dont take tension..bcoz full form of BHAI is BEST
HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...so just go ahead....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Manzil ki taraf badhte chalo jo
dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko age nahi jane do & jo age
hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER BANOGE.
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Jab tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to
aaina kehta hai,"Beautiful Beautiful."jab tum door jate ho to
aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!
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Who said english is easy???Fill
in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I
dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
AGAR APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL
HAI, SMART HAI, CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA PALIYE.SAAP PALIYE..SHER PALIYE
MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.
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Take a bowl...fill it with grapes,Put
ur hand in it..Go in front of the mirror... U know what ull find???Langur
ke haath mein angoor...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
12 Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke
12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali mein 12ve cinema hall mein kaunsi film
dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Maine Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise
Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne kaha Aise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi
Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera Bhai Hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow) |
Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere
junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod
diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi khoon tha
(From:ashish )
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Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower all
flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with U
bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Jaise lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar
ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek
din tumko kutta katega....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
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Aapke hi charche har gali mein hain,Har
ladki ke dil mein aapke liye pyar hai.Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time
hi aisa hai...kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow) |
Khuda kare tujhe har jagah se satkar
mile,Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen. Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe
rakhi bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya
usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar
mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke intezar mein.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Life is difficult,Full of trials,Pain
& Sorrow.But if U fall down,Just stand up straight Be confident
& ask...abbe dhakka kisne maara be....
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow) |
If ur world is spining Round & Round..&
Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna
na its called high B/P...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) |
Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek
aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.Dil to karta hai ki aapko Dinner
pe ley javein,Kambakht ek aap ho ki khaate bhi bahut ho
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
A begger came to me as:- Allah!
ke naam pe kuch de de baba.I replied :- Mere paas paise nahi nahi
hai,Yeh msg padnewale ko le ja.Begger:- Maine bheek maangi thi
bhikhai nahi...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya
similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main
uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar
mile they...Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron se nazrein mili aur
aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
larste huai haaton see usne meri
kaliyon ko u chuwa !,mano uski har saas keh rahi hoo bhai saahab
time kya hua
(From:bhushan - nagpur) |
Last night I dreamt that I was walking
with GOD & I told him that I have a friend Like U ...he smiled
& said,Beta! Yeh sab Pichle Janam Ke paap hain.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
woo bhi kia din thye jab lagtey
thye hasino kae gallye, ye baat tub ki ha jab hum thye doo baras
kae..
(From:Alijat - Rawalpindi) |
Khat likh raha hoon
khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi
mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.
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Safar lamba hai dost banate rahiye ,Dil mile
na mile haath badate rahiye.Taj na banaiye costly padega Har
taraf Mumtaj banate rahiye...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
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har khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.tery leye
chand tarey tak toor doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol
doon..itna kafi hai ya doe char or jhoot bole doon
(From:shumaila - khi))
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Muskurajat tumhi se milit hai, dard ki rahat
tumhi se milti hai, roothna kabhi mat humse ye jaanam, humhe
jene ki chahat tumhi se milti hai
(From:Sonal - New Delhi)
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Sitaron ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha
kabhi wo sama hoga, uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam,
aap sa kamina dost dusra kanha hoga..
(From:Smruuti - Cuttack)
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Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa
sawan teri yaad ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab
nahin raha jata, CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
(From:Jyoti - Chembur)
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Janaza agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa
dena,
Hath uthe agar dua k liye to Chehre se kafan hata dena,
Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena :-)
(From: Shayar, Jalgaon)
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Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet
ka
tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise
hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
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Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE.
(From: kishan - jaipur)
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Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
(From:Abdul Qadeer - Hyderabad)
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Industrian sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
(From:
Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ))
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Jisko dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.
(From: Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow))
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Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.
(From: Bhushu - kalyan)
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Botal chhupa do kafan mein, kabar mein piya
karunga,jab mangega hisab khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga
(From: Bhushu - Kalyan)
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tusi bade hi great ho mantri ka hat ho ,kirno
ki tarah bright ho ,rasgule ki plate ho jo bhi ho mere favourite
ho
(From: vikash sureka - cuttack)
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Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi,
nazre jhukake, mob mein kuch karti thi. Jab bhi milti thi mujhse,
yehi pucha karti thi... Ye chalu kaise hota hai?
(From: Sufi - bhilai))))
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Gul gaye gulshan gaye, gul ke patte rah gaye,
saare shayar mar gaye padhne wale rah gaye
(From: Rajat - New Delhi)
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Din mein diya jalane se kya, Raat mein diya
bujhane se kya,e shahjahan tujhe mumtaz nahi mil sakti,Kabr
par taj mahal banane se kya.
(From: l vamshi)
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Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti
pe ja pahunche,
Khud ko kar buland itna ki HIMALAYA ki choti pe ja pahunche,
khud khuda bhi bande se puchhe...
"Abe gadhe ab utrega kese".
(From: Sayyed Azeem)
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Chand par kaali ghata chati to hogi, sitaron
ko muskurahat aati to hogi, tum lakh chupao duniya se , magar
akele mein tumhe apni shakal par hansi aati to hogi.
(From: Anupam Tewari)
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tum aa gaye ho , noor aa gaya hai chalo teeno
movie chalen
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Gum woh cheez hai. Gum woh cheez hai. Jisse
kagaz chipkaye jaate hai.
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Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,tune kisi kabhijawabnahi
diya;kahintere dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi? **
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Woh chham chham karke aayee Aur chham chham
karke chalee gayee Main sindoor ka dibba lekar khada raha Woh
Rakhee bandh ke chalee gayee.
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Jee karta hai ki teri nili nili aankhon main
dub jaoon Jee karta hai ki teree nili nili aankhon main dub
jaoon Splash !
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Yeh aankhen hai ya neeli jheel? Yeh aankhen
hai ya neeli jheel? So? What's the big deal?
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lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal
diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhana mana hai.
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TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA TERI
JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYA SAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO
JAI.
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woh sadak ke is paar thi hum sadak ke us par
the kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi hum kuch aur aage
badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi hum kuch aur aage badhe,
voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur
voh sadak ke is par thi
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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan Main hu yahan, tu
hai wahan Lifeboy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan wah! wah!
wah! wah!
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Bakari chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko Bakari
chadhi pahad par , pani peene ko pani mila nahin, bakari neeche
ootar aayee wah! wah! wah! wah!
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Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita
Maine tujhse pyar kiya, tere baap ne muzhe pita Sin theta by
cos theta is equal to tan theta wah! wah! wah! wah!
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Bewafa sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Bewafa
sanam se to cigrattee achi hai, Dil jalati hai, par hoto se
to lagti hai
This is the Very special. Before Marriage Takdir hai magar kismat
nahi khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi milti
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ladka bola : kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki boli: Bewkoof,
Yeh sochana bhi paap hoga, kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap
hoga. Irshaad! Irshaad!
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After Marriage takdir hai magar kismat nahi
khulti tajmahal banana chahata hoon lekin mumtaz nahi marti.
Wah! Wah! Wah! Wah! Talia...... Talia.... Irshaad!!!
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Apple Kat ta hoon knife se, Paani peeta hoon
pipe se, Kya zamana aaa gaya, Joote khata hoon wife se.
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Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tub bhar diya
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ki naha ke chal diye
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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain Jo
bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte
ke khaane kaa cake hai bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge
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Kamaata nahin hun itni ke tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur ko pataooon
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Gul gaya, Gulshan gaya, Gaye honthon ki laaali
Ab to peeecha chor de, main ho gaye bachchon waali
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Chandni raat thi, main so rahi thi Phir kisi
ne darwaza khutkhataya Maine soncha mera dil aaya Darwaza khol
ker dekha to bijli ka bill aaaya
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Maine tujhe dekha, Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya
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Patharr kyun marte ho, pura pahaar maar do Hum
yuheeen mar jayenge, sirf ek baar aankh maar do
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Katchi Kali Katchnar Ki, Katcha Na Samjhna Lar
Jaoonga Tere Baap Se Batcha Na Samajhna
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Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye Meri Sari
jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri
saath cheating banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
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(you will enjoy this one if you remember the
"Soldier" movie's title song) Soldier Soldier.....pressure cooker
khol kar Sabzi meri uraa le gaya
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Kutta ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin
aata to suno...Bhow..bhow
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Aandhi aati hai, tufaaan chale jaate hain Yaade
rah jaati hai, insaan chale jaate hain
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Yusuf ka husn, Zulekha ka ghumaar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai Unhe khilane pilaane
main hui hai yeh haalat Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha
hai
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Tairna Hai To Paani Main Aao, Kinare Pe Kya
Rakha Hai Ishq Karna Hai To Bahar aa, Ishare main Kya Rakha
Hai (another version)
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Terna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha
hai, Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.
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Janaza Mera Nikla, Duniya Dekh Ne Nikli Magar
Woh Zalim Na Nikli, Jiske Liye Mera Janaza Nikla
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Maine tujhe pyar kiya, Saraswati samajh kar
Tere Baap ne mujhe pita, Agarbatti samajh kar
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Teri Beauty Ne Mujko Appeal Kiya, Dusri Ko Reject
Kiya, Aur Tisri Ko Select Kiya.
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Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,
Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal
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Woh jab chalti hai to raahon main 100-100 ke
note bichata hoon Woh chaali jati hai tab uthaa leta hoon
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Dil hai tera dariyaa....Aankhen hain teri Jheel
So my darling ... What's The Big-Deal ??
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Sheeshi bhari gulab ki, phatthar se phor doon
Pant wali mil jaye, to ghanghre wali ko chor doon
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Teri julf kya hai raat ka saaya hai Sar muda
deeya to sawera ho jayega.
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Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya Badan
se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya.
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Chaand ki raton mei sara jahaan sota hai, Lekin
teri yaadon mei koi badnasib rota hai.
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Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain,
Phool Khilte Hain, Khil Kar bikhar jate Hain, Yaade to dil me
rehti hai, Dost mil kar bichad Jate Hain!
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Aasman se gira ek chaand ka tukda, Usse bhi
sundar aapka mukhra.
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Na jina mila na marna mila, Mila to teri yaad
me tarapna mila.
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Dil Diya to, jaan bhi de dena, Magar yeh yaad
rakhna, Kisiko dhoka mat dena.
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Khile hai gul yaha, khilke bikherne ko, Milte
hai dil yaha, milke bicharne ko.
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Dilme yaado ki tarha, aankhon me aansu ki tarha,
Tum mere paas ho, phoolo me khushbu ki tarha.
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Khuda kisiko kisiki Muhabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to zindagi bhar judaa na kare.
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Apnon ne maara hai humko Gairon mein kahan tha
dum Kashti bhi apni to doohi paani jahan tha kam.
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Na teer, na talvaar se ghayal hue hum... Teri
sirf ik nazaar se, ilzaam, Shaayar hue hum... Huwi hum se ye
nadani, kay teri mehfil mein aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh,
aasman se dil laga bethay.
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Chupa chupake raat din aansu bahaana yaad hai,
Humko ab tak, Aashiqui ka, Wo Zamaanaa yaad hai.
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Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh
to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.
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Humne kitni koshish ki unhe manane ki, Na Jaana
Kaha se seekh li unhone Yeh Ada Zidd par add jaane ki.
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Shaam Hote Hi Chiragon Ko Bujha Deta Hoon Yeh
Dil Hi Kaafi Hai Teri Yaad Main Jalne Ke Liye
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Yeh Teri Bhi Aankhon Ka Qusur Hai Main Tanha
Gunahgar To Nahi
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In Hi Patharon Pe Chal Ke, Aaa Sako To Aao Hamaare
Ghar Ke Raste Koi Kahkashan Nahi
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Kafas Udas Hai yaaro, Subah Se Kuch To Kaho
Kahin To Behr-E-Khuda Aaaj Zikr-E-Yaar Chale
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Jo Saaz Se Nikli Hai, Woh Sada Sab Ne Suni Hai
Jo Saaz Pe Guzri Hai, Woh Kis Dil Ko Khabar Hai
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Aaa Sikander-E-Hunar Aaazmayain Tu Teer Aaazmaaa,
Hum Jigar Aaazmayain
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Satchaye Chup Nahi Sakti, Banawti Usulon Se
Khushbu Aa Nahi Sakti, Kagaz Ke Phoolon Se
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Tu Is Tarah Se Mere Dil Main Shamil Hai Jahan
Bhi Jaoon Lagta Hai Teri Mahfil Hai
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In Main Moti Hai Ke Pathar, Kise Khabar Dil
To Samundaron Se Bhi Gahra Hai Dosto
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Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka shehed
Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehmoob uski sarhad
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Raste Main Gire Hain Phool, Uthata Hai Koi Koi
Muhabbat Karte Hain Sabhi, Nibhata Hai Koi Koi
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Yeh hawa ka koi jhonka nahi Teri yaadon ka ek
samundar hai
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Mujhe bhulna bhi chaho to bhula na sako ge Main
to palkon pe thahar jaoon ga, aaansoon ki tarah
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Tum badle, jahan badla, badli nazar zamane ki
Yeh Aansu char baqi rah gaye, nishani dil lagane ki
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Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek
nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala
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Teri aur meri nazar ka na kabhi bair ho Lo raah
main takra gaye, allah khair ho
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Galat nahi ke zamane main lajawaab hain hum
Samajh sake na koi, woh kitaab hai hum
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Dhoondhta Phirta Hoon Main Logon Main Shabahat
Uski Ke Woh Khwabon Main Bhi Lagti Hai Khyalon Jaisi
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Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par Phir
Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi
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Tere Aazad Bande Ki, Na Yeh Duniya Na Woh Duniya
Yahan Jeene Ki Pabandi, Wahan Marne Ki Pabandi
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Pyar main jadoo bhi kya maza hai Lagta hai ke
ek khubsurat saza hai
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Tu Aatish-E-Dozakh Se Darata Hai Jin hain Woh
Aag Ko Pee Jate Hain Paani Kar Ke
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Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko Parta
Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai, Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai
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Mujh Se Mut Pouch, Mere Dil Ki Kahani O Hum-Dum
Is Main Kuch Parda-Nashinon Ke Bhi Naam Aate Hain
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Jab Kishti Sabit Salim Thee, Sahil Ki Tamanna
Kis Ko Thi Ab Aise Shikasta Kishti Main Sahil Ki Tamanna Kaun
Karey
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Mausam Hai Mausam, Khushbu Aapke Zulfon Ka Naam
Mausam-E-Gul Hai, Aapke Baag Main Aa Jaane Ka Naam
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In Udaas Muskurahaton Ke Peeche, Ghum Ke Railay
Hain Ab Tumhain Kya Batayain, Ke Tum Bin Kitne Akele Hain
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Mujhe Is Baaat Ka Ghum Nahi Kay Badal Gayaa
Zamaana Meri Zindagi To Sirph Tum Ho, Kahin Tum Na Badal Jaana
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Tasalli Ho Jayegi, Zara Itna To Bata Do Tumhe
Bhi Hitchkiyan Aati hain Jab Hum Yad Karte Hain
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Zaruri To Nahi, Ke Batayain Labon Se Dastaan
Apni Zabaan Ek Aur Bhi Hoti Hai Izhaar Ki
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Phool Khilna Chahta Hai, Kali Khilne Nahin Deti
Dil Milnaa Chahtaa Hai, Kismat Milne Nahin Deti
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Jo Aala Zarf Hotey Hain, Woh Sar Kham Hi Rakhtey
Hain Suraahi Khud Nagoon Ho Kar Bhara Karti Hai Paimaney
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Maana ke aapke nazaron main kuch nahin hain
hum Magar unse jakar puchiye jin-hain hasil nahi hain hum
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Manzil ko paane ke liye Saahil ko paar karna
parta hai Mohabbat karne ke liye dil-o-jaan qurban karna parta
hai...
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Duniya bhar ki khushiyan hamare saath chali
Qadam mila ke jo hamare saath aap chali...
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Aadi bana kar lazzat-e-aazaar ne mujhey Gham
ki khalish ko dil ki tamanna bana diya
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Khuda kisi ko kis par fidaa na kare, Agar kare
to Qyamat tak judaa na kare
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Haath deewane ke de allah kuch aisi qalam ,
Aasman par likh ke jaoon hai unhi se pyaar hai
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Mujh se achhe to hai.n teri rah ke pathhar sanam,
Roz dikhati ho jinhe aate huye jaate huye
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Huwi hum se ye nadani, kay teri mehfil mein
aah bethay. Ho kay zameen ki khakh, aasman se dil laga bethay
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Jinki yaad hai dil me nishaani ki tarah Woh
to bhool gaye hume kahani ki tarah.
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Galat nahin key zamaney mein la jawaab hain
hum Samajh sakey na koi woh kitaab hain hum
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Dil mein tumharey pyaar key jaltey to hain chirag
Mana key in ki roshni tum par ayaan nahi
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Na tum bewafa ho, na hum bewafa thay Magar kya
karain apni rahain juda hain
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Mohabbat kar ke dekhi to, mohabbat ko pehchana
hai Wafa bus naam ki hai, be-wafaai ka fasana hai
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Hai kuch baat mo-min jo chaa gaye khamoshi Kis
bout ko de diya dil, kyon bout se ban gaye ho
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Maana ke aapke nazron main kuch
nahin hain hum Magar unse jaakar poochiye .. jinhe haasil nahin
hain hum
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Nahin lag sakta kabhi maikhane main taala Ek
nahin..do nahin...Saara shahar hai peene waala
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maine tumhe dil diya dildar samajh ke, tumne
mere dil ko kha geya kya badam samajh ke.
(From:jiten -
bbsr)
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