| Lalu
: Itane sare log football ko lath kyou mar rahe hai? Sardar :
Gol karne ke liye. Lalu : Sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge
(From:ROCKER - MAHARASHTRA) |
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Ae
dost tu mat ho udaas, Saans meri chute na chute tra saath. Phir
bhi agar tujhe aaye meri yaad, toh mujhe call kar lena, meri INCOMING
BILKUL FREE HAIN..!!
(From:Amit Chaki - Chittaranjan)
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Santa
to Sunita: I want to marry you Sunita: But I am one year elder
to you. Santa: No Problem, then I will marry you next year
(From:ROCKERMAHARASHTRA) |
dilo
ko kharidne waale hazaar mil jayenge, duniya main daga dene waale
baar baar mil jayenge, milenahi aapko hum jaisa koi , milne ko
DOST beshumar mil jayenge
(From:vivek
- Friendship Messages )
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Har
phool khusbudaar nahi hota, har pathar chamakdar nahin hota; dosti
dekh kar karna dost, kyonki har dost humsa dildar nahin hota
(From:vivek - dharamshala)
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taj
mahal kya cheez hai meihn ter liye usse bhi bada mahal banyaunga
mumtaz ko to marne ke baad dafnaya tha mein tujhe zinda dafnayunga
(From:kaleem - hyderabad) |
Sardar:
O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break
fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate
hai.
(From:Suhas - Sangli/jalgaon) |
Haridwar
main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain Prasad main Kambal bate ja rahe
hain. Kisi our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected BHIKARIYOKO
bheja ja raha hain.
(From:smita - Jalgaon)) |
Sardar:
O Banno Car ki speed itani kyo badha di..? Biwi: Oji Car ki break
fail ho gayi hai, accident ho jaye iske pehele ghar pahunch jaate
hai.
(From:Suhas - Sangli/jalgaon) |
Agar
manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna, Agar pyar ko pana hai
to aitbar saath rakhna, Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR
PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.
(From:Raj - Pune) |
Ek
janaje ko dekhkar ladki muskarai, baba bola jawan maut par yu
hasa nahi karte, Beti boli baba wada kiya tha jab bhi milenge
mauskraywnge
(From:Athrav - baroda)) |
ulfat
ke darap pe furakat ka yu sharmana ulfat ke darap pe furkat ka
yu sharmana upar vali lines samajh me aa jaye to mujhe jarur batana
(From:pooja - jaipur) |
ek
ladki thi dewani si mobile lekar ghumti thi shama ke ghabra ke
wo kuch karti rahti thi jabbhi milti thi mujhse hamesa puchti
thi ye on kaise hota hai
(From:KAPIL - DELHI) |
main
ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola.......
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola.....
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
(From:shree patil - bhusawal) |
Jab
Aap hamse ruth jaoge Jab Aap hamse khafa ho jaoge
Jab Aap hame bhul jaoge Tab gaal pe aisa thapad padega ki sab
yaad aa jayega.
(From:Failure - Baroda) |
Jija:
Sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali:
Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
(From:Mayank Shekhar - Dalmianagar) |
ENGINEERS
MARTE NAHI.... ZINDA DAFNAYE JATE HAI........ HAR 6 MAHINO ME
TADPAYE JATE HAI........ KAFAN KHOL KE DEKHO.... TOH WO KABR ME
BHI ASSIGNMENT LIKHTE PAYE JATE HAI.....
(From:RAUT MAYANK - GYANODAYA,CHANDI,NALANDA,BIHAR) |
santa:itna
sara log football ko lath kahe mar rahe hai? banta:gol karne ke
liye. santa:sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge
(From:rahul - ring road) |
Ek
Bar ek School me ek master ji Ek ladke ko khada kar ke bolte hai
ki Batao Mohan Taj mahal kaha hai Mohan Bola pata nahi guru ji
To Master ji bole Banch per khade ho jao Mohan Bola Abhi bhi nahi
dikh raha hai Master ji.
(From:Sagar Singh Tomar - Balaghat (M.P.)) |
7
Chatai pe 7 Sadhu baithe the, ek adami ake bola, Sadhuji kya karu
Ladakiya Line nahi deti? Sadhu: Chote sadhu see Gutkeshwar ek
chatai aur lagao.
(From:Anil - Bhusawal) |
gadhe
ko aam ke ped pe baitha dekh ke haathi niche se bola tum uper
kya kar rahe ho gadha: kuch nahi ganna kha raha hu hathi:magar
ye aam ka ped hai gadha:pata hai main ganna saath me laya hun
(From:sopan - pune) |
sardar
apne noukar ko bola garden me pani daal.Naukar bola barish ho
rahi hai,Sardar : Sale kam chor chatri pakdke daal
(From:aryan - mumbai)) |
sardar
gun leke darwaze pe ruka, Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher
ka shikaar karne ja raha hu! Wife: toh jao na. Srdr: Kaise jau
bahar kutta khada hai :)
(From:Amar - Chennai)) |
Phone
Ki Ring Baji. Pati: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Gharpe Nahi Hu.
Biwi Phone Utha k : wo gharpe hai Pati: Mana Kiya Fir Bhi Biwi
: Ji wo mere liye tha
(From:ABY - PUNE)) |
Log
kahate hai ki pyar itna bhi mat karo ki girlfriend sar par sawar
ho jaye,Hum kehte hai ki pyar itna karo, ki girlfriend ki frnd
bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye** |
Khudi
ko kar buland itan, chadha jaise taise. ke khuda bhi tujhse punche
ke beta ab utrega kaise.
(From:manish - Gurgaon) |
Devdas
ke babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod
do, paro ne kaha daru chhod do, lekin aapko kisne kaha - SMS karna
chod do
(From: - thane) |
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Toothpaste
ki add mein DAAT dikhata hai, Shampoo ki add mein BAAL dikhata
hai, lekin WHISPER ki add mein ku kuch nehi dikhata. Ye to sarasar
na insafi hai. JAGO GRAHAK JAGO.
(From:GOLAM KIBRIA - KOLKATA) |
dil
main basa hai pyar tera,aakhon mein hai tasavir teri jab yaad
aati hai teri,hum dekhate hai TOM & JERRY
(From:siddhesh parab - lalbaug) |
Roz
Logo se tere Pange honge.... Ghar me tere roz Dange honge....
Agar tum SMS nahi karoge to Yaad rakhana tere Saare Bacche Ganje
honge..
(From:pravin_kapur05@yahoo.com - nanded) |
ROGI
DOCTOR SAY YAY PHOOL KI MALLA KISKAY LIYA DOCTOR YAY MARA FIRST
OPERATION HAY SUCESS HUYA THO MARA LIYA NAHI THO THUMARA LIYA
(From:DEEPAK SHARMA - RAIPUR CHATTISGARH)) |
MACHHAR
NE AAPKO KAT LIYA YE USKA JUNOON THA, AAPNE KHUJA LIYA ISME AAPKA
SUKOON THA, CHAH KAR BHI AAPNE USE NAHI MARA, KYUNKI USKI RAGO
MEIN BHI AAP HI KA KHOON THA (From:ANAND - MUMBAI)
(From:haresh - ) |
Boys
send messege to girl : If u dont mind mai tumhe ek baat punchhu?
dekho gussa mat hona? Will U ...... ..... ..... Girl replies:
Yes I will Kill u.
(From:Deepraj - Ratnagiri) |
Ye
Scooty Kab li? Sardar : Kal Raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahoot
dur le gai, sab kapde utaar kar boli, jo chahiye le lo, maine
scooty le li, kapdo ka main kya karta!!!...
(From:Omar - Unknown)) |
Baap:
Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% lane hai, kuch bhi kar.. Beta:
Nahi Bapu, main to is bar 100% launga...! Baap: Kyon Mazak kar
raha hai..? Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!
((From:Omar - Unknown)) |
aaj
tum DIL maango,de denge,JIGAR maango de denge,JAAN tak maango
to bhi de denge,kyunki aaj in saari films ki cds ghar par hain!
(From:girija - chandrapur) |
Wife:
kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus:
meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to
milti
((From:Shahid Shaikh - jalgaon)) |
dil
ki baat dil mein mat rakhna : jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna : agar
wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat raakhi nikalna aur kehna
pyari behna milti rehna
(From:ujala - lahore) |
Chota
Sardar : Mummy kal raat jadu hoya. Main bathroom da darwaja
kholey te light ape jal gayi Mummy: Khotya tu fir fridge vich
susu kar dita ?
(From:deepak - delhi) |
Ladkiyon
ke college me strike thi, Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne
naara lagaya: HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO
(From:Siddhesh Salunkhe - Sangli)) |
Well
come to www.love.com type pass word ***** processing....... Sorry
aap ki pyar karane ki umar gujar chuki hai. Please try for www.sant.com |
| Ye
Kiss Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho, Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa
Rahe Ho, Naa Jane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai, Saamne Khade Ho, Aur SING
HILA RAHE HO!! Happy POLA!!! |
agar
aap hoshiyaar hai to mere sawal ka jawab ha ya na main dena kya
tumhe pagalpan ke daure padna band ho gaya?** |
tum
hasate bahut ho,man ko bhate bahut ho ji chahata hai le jao tumhe
dinner par ,par kambakht tum khate bahut ho**
(From:nishant - nagpur) |
School
Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya, Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu
Se Pyar Ho Gaya, Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya, Sari
Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya |
uttho!
ye koi sone ka waqt hai.,jab dekho sote rehte ho.,saari umar so
so ke bitani hai kya?, ab mujhe reply mat karna., im sleeping.
(From:owais - kerela) |
God
ne tujhe bheja to bheja, lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje mein
bheja hi nahi bheja.**
(From:kumar - jaipur) |
100
gram Mitti,.....100 gram Kanakad ke pathar....25species ke keede
makode....5 gram ke makdee ke jaale....dont be suprised this is
CT scan of ur brain....
(From:Babu4ever - Berhampur,Orissa)) |
SARDAR
KE PEECHE KUTTA PADA, WOH PARESHAAN HOKE SOCHNE LAGA, SALA!! CARD
THO AIRTEL KA DALWAYA THA, THO PHIR NETWORK HUTCH KA KYUN AA RAHA
HAI!!??**
(From:Deepak Joshi - Chandigarh) |
ram
ji ne dhanush toda seetaji dodi chali ayi. krishan ji ne bansi
bajai radha ji bhaghi chali ayi aur mene sirf seeti bajai to apne
baap ko bula layi
(From:mukesh - sheopur)) |
apne
dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,., Dil me bajenge RING
TONE ki tarah.,., dost kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah.,.,
(From:Alamalakala Sharat kumar - Titagarh, Kolkata)) |
GEETASAR:
MOBILE nirjeev hain !! SIM CARD iski ATMA hai. !! SMS wo GYAN
hain , jo BATNE se BADTA hain. !! Iseeliye He PRANI BALANCE KA
MOH Tyag Kar SMS KIYA KARO. !!!
(From:Jayesh Nadkar - Malad) |
COMPUTER
YUG ME BANDRO NE BAHUT TARAKI KARLI HAI, ABHI DEKHNA EK NIRALA
BANDER HATH ME MOBILE PAKAD KAR KITNE MAST ANDAJ SE SMS PAD RAHA
HAI
(From:ANAND SINGH - MUMBAI-AMBERNATH)) |
sorry
aaplogo ko disturb kiya lekin urgent kaam tha , kya kui apni 1
photo abhi bejh sakte hai. hum log tash khel raha hai aur joker
ka patta kho gaya hai..
((From:rajiv - ludhiana)) |
UNKI
GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA,
UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE RAKHKE MERA JANAZA
KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE.
(From:sachin - meerut) |
sardarjis
son :- dad there is some one at the door to collect donetion for
a swimming pool ........? sardar :- give him a glass of water!!
((From:jayesh - mumbai)) |
Tum
meri zindagee men es tarah samai ho, jaise bajre ke khet me koi
bhais ghus aai ho
(From:sangam - bhopal)) |
me
ushke PYAAR me ban gaya BARAF ka GOLA aur vo bewafa kehati hai
thanda matlab COCA-COLA.
(From:jatin - surat)) |
Hum
itne sweet nahi, ki diabeties hojaye! na itne salty ki, B.P. badha
jaye!! na itane testy ki maza aajaye, Par itne Kadwe bhi nahi
ki Yad na aye!!!!
(From:Jayesh Nadkar - Malad {Mumbai}) |
Tere
gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,Mar gaye to tera naam lagayenge...
Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,Tum upar aaoge to saath baith
ke Kurkure khaenge....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Mere
Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho
tum Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum Mere jeevan mein
ab to forever ho tum…** |
Scientist
are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN........
Plzzz tell them ur age.....!!ha ha ha
(From:Sandy Kapoor - Pakistan))
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maina
tujhe chaha apna samajh ke, tera baap ne mujhe petta dholak samajh
ke.
(From:sanju - nagpur) |
Na
tu Chhat per aati, na mai tera diwana hota, na tu pathar marti
, na ma kana hota..
(From:Pawan - Delhi) |
phool
ko mat toro kanta lag jaye ga, larki ko mat chero chanta lag jaye
ga
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Mere
Dil mein teri sanson ko panah mil jaye....Tere ishq mein meri
jaan fanaa ho jaye.....
(From:Raj - Pune))
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Khuda
kisiko kisi pe fida na kare, kare to qayamat tak juda na kare,
mana ke koi marta nahi judai mein lekin jee bhi nahi pata tanhai
mein.
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wen
the time comes 4 u to give ur heart 2 someone make sure that u
select sum1 who will never break ur heart coz broken heart have
no spare parts
(From:ramiz - islamabad, pakistan)) |
pooja-ek
ajib sa dilme hulchul he kyun,ye anjanasa dard he kyun,na koi
ehshas na arzoo he koi, phir bhi aaj kisi ka intzar he kyun.
(From:manoj - cuttack) |
How
to kill a mosquito: Catch it alive,Tie its legs then make gudgudi
in its stomach and when it laughs,Catch its mouth & pour a spoon
of poisson .....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) |
Teacher:make
a sentence in which 1word reapets 4times... Santa: Lara Dutta
married Brian Lara & she became Lara Lara...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka) |
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1
khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat
ho tum.Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.
(From:ASHU - LUCKNOW) |
zindagi
me shaddi karna bahut zarruri hai.. puchoon kyun.. ? ? ? ? kyunki
zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch nahin hoti
(From:ashish upadhyay - indore)) |
it
iz psycologically proved that all the fools & stupids, donkeys,monkeys,use
thier thumb to read messages. dont change your finger now its
to late !
(From:asad - ) |
koi
patthar na mare mere is deewane ko, koi patthar na mare mere is
deewane ko, are BOMB ka jamana hai uda do sale ko.
(From:Pushpak - Pune)) |
Roses
r red but violets r blue...monkey like u should be kept in the
zoo...dont get angry ull find me there too...not with u but laughing
at u...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka) |
Hum
dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek
CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho
jaye
(From:Prateek bansal - nahan(himachal) |
Zara-Zara
kar ke teri yadoon ka mahal banate hain.... Illegal construction
keh ke saale Nagar Nigam wale tod jaate hain....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
twinkle
twinkle little star...u should know what u r...and once u know
what u r...mental hospital is not so far...
(From:Sunny - Dhaka)) |
Mere
jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha
khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino
ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.
(From:prateek bansal - nahan(himachal)) |
Arz
kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...Gaur farmaiye...Itne
kamjor hue teri judai se... Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai
charpai se....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Kya
hua jo usne racha lee mehandi, Hum bhi ab SEHRA sajayenge, Mujhe
pata tha ki vo apne nasib me nahi, Ab uski choti behan ko fasayenge.
(From:kishan - raigarh) |
QAYAMAT
K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER
PER LIKHO, TU JAB SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI
AWAZ AAYI ............., Supliment Plz
(From:Mirza Imran Amjad ) |
In
life every turn is uncertain,In the sea every wave is a danger...
In a garden every flower is a beauty,And in this world every person
like u is a treasure....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) |
dil
mein basi hai yaad teri, aankhon mein basi hai tasweer teri ,
jab bhi aati hai yaad teri , dekh lete hai TOM and JERRY
(From:Karan - bombai)) |
If
you need advice, text me... If you need a friend, call me... If
you need me, come to me... If you need money... ........... THE
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
(From:Chomparu - Maldives)) |
Ill
ask a que U should answer only by saying yes or no.Here is the
que... Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Suna
hai ki aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai. So please keep smiling
to reduce population.
(From:Ram - nashik) |
Haathi
nay kaha jakar Hathni ki qabar par, Sadqay jaoon tumhari Patli
Kamar par.
(From:Noor - ) |
Door
se dekha to kuchh dikha nahi... Dooor se dekhaaa... to kuchh dikha
nahi... Paas jake dekhaa to kuchh tha hi nahi
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)) |
Ladki
boli: Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi, Mohabbat ek
se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi. Ladka bola : Chandni agar chaand
se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga, Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to hazaron
ka kya hoga.
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) |
Sincere
Apology: If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if
my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur
Mobile!!
(From:Raja
- Chennai) |
Khud
ko kar buland itnaa.. Ke Himaalay ki choti pe jaa pahunche.. aur
khuda tumse puche.. Abe gadhe... ab utrega kaise
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) |
Dream
makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes
al thigs beautiful, smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
(From:Raja
- Chennai)) |
Boy:
what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
(From:Raja
- Chennai) |
In
candle light dinner three sweet words for u....PAY THE BILL
(From:prachi - ) |
Luk
at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete
without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U
(From:Raja
- Chennai)) |
EK
sher BY doctor=Hoon mai doctor jahan,meri wife hai nurse waha,Yeh
kaisa julm sehna PADTA hai,mujhe apni wife ko SISTER KEHNA
PADTA hai..
(From:Jerry - Ahmedabad)) |
why
do monkeys love banana.... - oops i am so sorry ........ - thats
your personal matter!
(From:Mohammed Abdul raffey - Aurangabad) |
S
SH SHA SHAR SHARM SHARM K SHARM KA SHARM KAR SHARM KARO !! SHARM
KARO!! Kanjuso.1 msg to send kar dya karo sare din me
(From:kishan - raigarh) |
I
read in d newsppr dat sendin msgs 2 frnds causes radiation dat
cause cancer. So,aaj se band! I hv decided 2 stop. . . .> reading
newspaper Yaar?
(From:kishan - raigarh) |
shaadi
karne k bad aur mobile lene k bad ek hi baat ka afsos hota hai
................................................................Thodi
der ruk jaata to accha model mil jaata
(From:pakhi - gujarat) |
KABHI
AARMAAN DIL MEIN MAT RAKHNA, JAB YAAD HUMARI AAYE TO MILNE KI
DOOWA KARNA, AUR NKUCH BHI KARNA SAKO TO BUS YUNHI KHUDA KO PERESHAN
KARNA
(From:PALLAV - BARODA) |
MURGI
USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI ...ROAD CROSS
KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA MUMMY HUM PANCHO NE ROAD CROSS KAR
LIYA...AB BOLO 5 KAISE HUE...??? BOLO BOLO.... ITNA BHI NAHI SAMAJHTE
..... BOLO BOLO... BACHCHA HAI YAAR KUCH BHI BOL SAKTA..HAI....
(From:BHAVIN SHAH - SURAT) |
I
have a confession 2 make,Ever since i have known U its kinda hard
for me to 4getU.Every time u appear in my Dreamz,nI find
myself shouting BHOOT BHOOT !!!
(From:pal:love
- Raipur) |
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YOU
are very cute becos in my dictionary Cute means... C - Causing
U - Un-necessary T - Trouble E - Everywhere
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR)) |
I
mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and
got drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I
have decided never to drink water again !!!
(From:NEERAJ BHASKER - GWALIOR) |
| Newtons
law of Romance:- LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER... |
Basanti:
Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno:
Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghode
pade hain
((From:ketan - surat)) |
When
words fail, Eyes work. When eyes fail, heart works. When Heart
fails... To kya? Samajh le Tapak gaya!
(From: Amita Jain, Kota, Rajasthan) |
Earth
may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain
will never start working! |
| Jo
sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne
kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa
aane de** |
U
r very special 4 me... U should b safe always... U should b safe
my dear... I cant b wid u all time.... so pls b careful wenever
u jump from tree 2 tree...
(From: Nitin, Mumbai)) |
| U
R 100% beautiful, U R 100% lovely, U R 100% sweet, U R 100% nice,
and U R 100% stupid to believe these words... |
It
takes thousand workers 2 build a castle, Million soldiers 2 protect
a Country, BUT just ONE man 2 make a Happy HOME!
Lets thaNks to Our Ramu. ** |
| Press
down again again.. please once more sorry again 6 times more Oh!
Again 1 Time again don't u have any job? ... ** |
Good
Time Bad Time Day Time Work Time Off Time Night Time Happy Time
Sad Time Sleep Time KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai... |
DHANIA
RS 3 MIRCHI RS 4 AALOO RS 5 TEENDA RS 6 TOMATO RS 10 PALAK RS
15 YAH SUB TO MENGHA HAI PAR SMS TO SASTA HAI PHIR KERTAY KYOUN
NAHIN ????
(From:MOHAMMAD TAQUEER -) ) |
Dosti
ka safar lamba hua to kya hua, thoda tum chalo,thoda hum chalenge,
fir............................... rickshaw Kar lenge.
(From:Pravin Agrawal - Hyderabad)) |
Punam
ki rat me chand badal jata hai, Waqt ke sath insan badal jata
hai, Sochte hai ki apko tang na kare, Magar sochte sochte plan
badal jata hai..!
(From:ehuzefa - jalgaon))
|
Our
friendship has come a long way. When u laugh, i laughed.When u
cry, i cried & when u jump down the window,i will go to the window.
Look down & laugh again....... ha ha ha
(From:JUI - Bangladesh) |
Dont
sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think
of u, coz my doctor advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS
(From:gauri - mumbai)) |
jah
dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat,
jaha mohabbat vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha
MOOV laga lena.
(From:Dr. Prashant Surjuse -Nagpur)) |
We
will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still
searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!
(From:Faizan Jahangir)) |
Are
O SAMBHA, Mere Kitne SMS mile? Bahut sare, Aur tumne kitne Bheje?
Ek Bhi Nahi! Haak thu Dhikkar hai. Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Ab Goli
kha DiCHOUN.
((From:anamika
- pune))
|
Laadein
has needs 500 dogs to attack on USA 499 are reached message milta
he chale aana
(From:ehuzefa - jalgaon) |
Roses
are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But
the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowls empty
and so is your head
(From:Faizan Jahangir )) |
one
day a judge ask the thief in the court are you not a shame to
come to the court al most eery month the theif said you should
be shamed sir you come here everyday
(From:nadeem - Hyderabad) |
One
day a man caught a pickpocket redhaned and ask the pickpockter,
are you not a shame to pick my pocket , The pickpockter said you
should be shamed is you dont have even a rupee in your pocket.
(From:nadeem - Hyderabad) |
Prayer
of Bachelors: Radhe Radhe... Kudi Fasade! Hare Murari... Howe
Kunwari! jai Hanuman Di... Howe Mere Haan Di! Wahe Guru Ji Da
Khalsa... Mukhda Howe Chaand Sa!!!
(From:mahesh - kolhapur) |
A
Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl
makes him Stupid in 2 minutes.
(From:za slaeemi) |
2
live a life v need brains,reflexes,luck,iq,knowledge,expression,perception,n
mental qualification.....hats off to u,for managing without them!!!
(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad) |
palkon
pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,aasani
se nahi mile ho tum National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe!!
(From:ehuzefa - Jalgaon)) |
Dil
cheez hai kya jana, yeh jaan bhi tumhari hai, jaan le mat lena,
kyonki abhi meri biwi kunwari hai.
(From:Deepak - Delhi)) |
ur
SMILE can be compared to a FLOWER,ur VOICE to a CUCKOO,ur INNOCENCE
to a CHILD.but in STUPIDITY u hv no COMPARISION u r the best!!!!!!
(From:suman agnihotri - hyderabad)) |
Raman
or chaman railway platform per train pakarne ke liye kara tha
ki announs huwa rajdhani exp platfrom no one per aa rahi hai raman
jatpat se railway patri par aa gaya chaman ne pucha bhai upar
aa ja nahi to mare jaoge to raman bola tune suna nahi train platform
per aa rahi hai.
(From:Om Krishna Thakur - Jamtara, Jharkhand) |
Imraan
Hashmi Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Pehle Apna AASHIQ BANAYA
Phir Usne CHOCOLATE Main ZEHER Milakar Uska MURDER
Karvaya.Girlfriend Ne UskeAKSARKhwaab Me Aakar Kaha TUM
SA NAHI DEKHA To Imraan Hashmi Ne Kaha Is KALYUG Me
JAWANI DIWANI Hai.
(From:Bhavesh D.Dadaga - Patidar Hostel,Bhuj-Kutch) |
|
|
gul
gaye gul ke patte reh gaye , saare shayer mar gaye tum ullu ke
pathe reh gaye.
(From:ali - india)) |
kabhi
kehte the dost hamare ke jaan bhi maango to hazir hai,
Aaj apni bivi ko jaan kehte hai , aur maango to inkaar karte hain
(From:Atul - )) |
Roses
are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you, are kept in Zoo
(From:afshan - khi) |
Sardar
ke peeche Kutta pada, Woh pareshaan hoke sochne laga, Sala!!
Card tho Airtel ka dalwaya tha, tho phir Network Hutch ka kyun
aa raha hai!!??
(From:Jyoti - Mumbai) |
what
is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber
u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for details...
(From:afshan,khi) |
Hey
friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU
after all!
(From:afshan - khi)) |
HAR
KHUSI KO TERI TARAF MOD DENGE, TERE LIYE CHAND TARE TOD DENGE,
TERE LIYE KHUSIYON KE DARVAAJE KHOL DENGE, 1 BAAR HAS KE TO DIKHA
TERE SAARE DAAT TOD DENGE HA..HA..HA..
(From:vicky - surat)) |
Someday
u may lose ur hair. u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose
ur mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks. coz
u cant lose wot u dont have!
(From:afshan,khi) |
chand
par kali gatah chati toh, hogi sitaro ko muskurahat ati toh hogi,
tum lakh chupao mere yaar, tumhe bhi akele mein apni sakhal par
hasi ati toh hogi.
(From:shafic - purna) |
share
sunata hoo... jara goor say soniya mujhe sher nahee aata kisi
aur say soniya
(From:shirish - jalgaon)) |
I
am getting married mext week. there wil be a small party and only
few people will be invited. dontbring any gift just bring someone
to marry me !!!!!!!!!!
(From:prity - Amsterddam) |
Jindagi
me agar koi bada kam karnaho to Hathi pe chad jao, shirshasan
karo, apni ek tasvir khichwao aur duniya ko woh tasvir ulti karke
dikhao then u r great
((From:Hemantkumar Khandelwal - Dhule)) |
A
guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses wife instead: Im
afraid he died last week. she explains. The next day the man
calls again and asks for the boss. I told you the wife
replies, he died last week. The next day he calls again
and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife
is getting upset and shouts: IVE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY
HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?
Coz . . . he replied laughing, I just love hearing
it. . . .
(From:Afshan ) |
wat
did computer think wen u sit front of it?he think that:INTEL INSIDE,IDIOT
OUTSIDE.
(From:Afshan) |
Pehla
Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumhara
aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay
aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi
tumhari. Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
(From:Afshan ) |
SURD:
Excuse me sir, what time is it? MAN: Its 3:15.
SURD: (puzzled look on his face) You know, its the weirdest
thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time
I get a different answer.
(From:Afshan ) |
JOKE
- Teen Dost the Kallu, Billu aur Ulloo Kallu 7 th mein padh raha
hai. Billu 5th mein padh raha hai aur Ulloo SMS padh raha hai.
(From:shyam j. sugandhi - udgir) |
NEEND
ATI HAI RATOO MAI,KUWAB MAI EK LADKI AATI HAI.PHIR LADKI KE PICHE
USKA BAAP AATA HAI ,PHIR NA NEEND AATI HAI NA KHWAB AATA HAI
(From:aarti - jtc) |
Naari
ke chakkar mein bhool na jaana yaari,Jab laat maaregi naari to
yaad aayegi hamari... Purush bachao samiti ki taraf se Janhit
mein jaari....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(India)) |
ARZ
HAI..JO DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR KEHTE HAI;GAUR FARMAYIGA. JO
DIL ME DARD DE USE DILDAR OR; JO SAR ME DARD DE USE SARDAR
KEHTE HAI**
(From:VASCO - INDIA) |
tum
meri zindagi me aaye kuch is tarah tum meri zindagi me aaye kuch
is tarah jaise lehrate hue kheto me pagal saand aa gaya ho.
(From:sachin - jtc) |
Us
ne mere dil me jagah banali,Maine bhi uski tasvir apne dil me
sajali.... Woh mujhse aise hi ruth gaye,Phir maine bhi uski dusri
behan fasaali....
(From:ehuzefa (jalgaon)) |
what
a chicken will say when its been coocked with green chilli- hum
pe kisine hara rang dala.......maar dala.......maar dala
(From:tuhindra bhattacharya - kolkata) |
Santa
went to ATM. Banta told i saw ur password. Banta : It is ****
Santa : Ha.Ha. ur wrong it is 6578. Bolo Tara rara.....
(From:sona - mumbai) |
Wife:
Honey what ru looking4? Husband: Nothing;
Wife: Nothing? u've been reading our marriage certificate 4an
hour? Husband: I was just looking 4d expiry date!
( From : Drb) ) |
If
engineers start making films, the names will be: current ho na
ho, jaanam supplykaro, aa ab B.Tech karen, Kabhi A.C. Kabhi D.C,
Hamari IC apke pas hai, fuse lagaya to darna kya, engineer no.1,
engineering koi khel nahi, input wale output le jayenge, Maine
engineering kyu kiya..!! |
msg:Internet
te kudi fasaeeeee, internet te ho gaye sagaayee, internet te divorse
ho gaya, isi bahane COMPUTER ka course ho gaya...
(From:Mohammad Sadaf - 71 Vijaynagar Chhaoni) |
When
i was sad you were there. When i was crying you were there. When
i was unhappy you were there. Now i have understood ji sare fasad
ki jad tu hai..
(From : Jeetu) |
AFTER
FINISHING MBBS, Dr Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient
eyes. tongue & ears by torch and Finally Said BOLE TO TORCH
BILKUL THEEK HAY HAAN
(From: SIM ) |
ek
aishwaarya thi deewani si shahrukh pe wo marti thi, najre jhukake,sharma
ke hritik ki galiyo se gujarti thi, chori chori salman ko chittiya
likha karti thi kuch kahena tha shayad ajay se par na jane kis
se darti thi jab bhi milti thi vivek se hamesha pucha karti thi
imran kaisa hai
(From:yuvraj - jalgaon) |
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|
jab
kuda ne tumhai banaya ho ga, ek saror sa us ka dil pe chaya hoga.
pahle socha hoga jannat main rakhoon. phir us ko ZOO ka khayal
aaya hoga...
(From:waqaar - kuwait)) |
Aur
bhi cheezain bahut see lut chuki hain dil ke saath Ye bataya dooston
ne ishq furmane ke baad; Is liye kamre ki ek ek cheez check
karta hoon main Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaane ke baad
(From:Shayar - Nashik) |
LADKA-Tute
hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi... LADKI-Tuti
hui chappal se maar khayega,ya chappal tutne tak maar khayega...
((From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)) |
Jab
hota hai tera didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar Jab hota hai tera
didar,Dil dhadkta hai baar-baar .....Aadat se majboor ho tum jane
kab maang lo udhaar
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.(INDIA)) |
dil
dena kisi ek ko woh bhi kisi nek ko yeh dil koi eid ka shirkhurma
nahi ki bato har ek ko
(From:ehuzefa Jalgaon) |
wat
do I do wen ic some1 extremely Gorgouz, Attractive,Terrific, Cute...I
Stare,I smile n when I get tired..I put down da mirror!
(From:Halima - Australia)) |
Susti
bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi, uth kar sabke saamne aate kyo nahi,
msg bhi tumhara smell marta hai, thodi himmat karke NAHATE kyo
nahi...
(From:ZOORASH ) |
Ram
ne Dhanush Toda, Sita Daud Ke Aayi. Kishan Ne Bansuri Bajayi,
Aur Radha Bhag ke chali Aayi. Aur Humne sirf Siti Mari, Sali Baap
ko Le Aayi.
(From:Deepak Saini - Delhi Badli)) |
tumko
dekha too.... tumkodekha to...... tumkodekha to yeh khayal aya
.....pagaloon ki stock main naya maal aya ..!!!!!!!
(From:mash - ) |
makan
malik: 500 rupaye mahine ka kiraya hoga! kirayedar:thik hai; par
apke makan me bahut chuhe daud rahe hai... Makan malik: to 500
rupaye me kya bipasha basu nachegi?
(From:Pranjali - Pune) |
Gulaab
ko bhi Kamal bana deter,Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...Kambhakt
marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL
bana dete...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
interviewer:
where r u born Sardarji: punjab Interviewer : which part? Sardarji
: kya which part whole body was born in punjab
(From:Nilay kothari - Ahmedabad)) |
Prem
to humein bhi karna tha par baat khas hui nahi, Taj Mahal to humein
bhi banana tha par kambakth loan pass hui nahi.
(From:Nikunj Gajjar - Ahmedabad) |
Tumhe
Dekh Kar Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Pahle Bandar Tha! Dekho Gussa
mat Hona Warana Aisa Lagta Hai Ki Aadmi Aaj Bhi Bandar hai!
(From:Yogesh J. - Poona)) |
terrorists
have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000
rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i
have donated 15 litres.
(From:munira - ) |
Aaj
kuch gahbraye se lagte ho,Thand mein kampkapaye se lagte ho...
Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte
ho...Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Ai
mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, Tum hamesha rahoge hattekhatte
nawjawan kyounki.... Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN.....
(From:Rishi - guwahati) |
U
r a GENIUS.... Ur Brain is a MASTER PIECE. It is Devided in two
parts... LEFT & RIGHT In the LEFT nothing is RIGHT... & In the
RIGHT nothing is LEFT.
(From:Huzefa Ezzy (Jalgaon)) |
Thought
4 de day: ven ever i find d key 2 Success, Some1 changes d Lock...!!!
(From: - Surat) |
khidakise
dekha raste pe koi nahi tha, khidakise dekha raste pe koi nahi
tha, raste pe jakar dekha to khidki pe koi nahi tha
(From:neal - pune) |
husn
walon me mohabbat ki kami hoti hai,, Aur chahne walon ki taqdir
buri hoti hai,, Yehi to hasinon ki aadat buri hai,, Mohabbat hai
dil main baghal me churi hai
(From:zafar - faizan) |
Girlfriend
Ko I LUV U Bolna Hai? Balance Khatam ? Ab Kya Karoge ? Kabutar
K Gale Mein Bandh K CHITTHI Bhejoge ? Nahi Na.......... Main Batata
Hoon Kya Karna Hai.... Girlfriend Ka Number Mujhe De Doge Main
I LUV U Boldeta Hoon!
(From: - Surat) |
When
i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should
have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
(From:patel_sagar - rajkot) |
Shaam
hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass
hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi
aas-paas hota hai..
(From:patel_sagar - rajkot) |
kabhi
hosla bhi azmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana bhi chahiye,
chahe kitni bhi thand pade hafte me ek baar to nahana chahiye
(From:surendra bhilwal - beawar(rajasthan)) |
Be
Pana Pyar Hai Aja Tera Intezar Hai Ajaa !! Arey Arey .. ... ...
Ye Mein Nahi Keh Raha !! ... ... Balke ZOO Se Monkey Ki Faryad
Hai .. HaHaHa
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) |
hamari
tumahari dosti duniya ke liye ek mishl hai tumhe dekha to esa
laga kya mal hai is mal ko pane ke liye bichaya jal hai par kambhakat
collage ka akhiri sal hai
(From:asif - baroda) |
A
SARDAR WENT 2 RADIO SHOP AND START SHOUTING KAMINO MAINE PHILIPS
KA RADIO MAANGA THA AUR ISKO ON KIYA TO YEH BOLTA HAI YEH ALL
INDIA RADIO HAI...
(From:surendrta bhilwal - beawar rajasthan) |
Pyaar
karo to Ek se Karo, Ho sake to kisis nek se karo, Jab tak na mile
Saccha Dildar, Kam se KAm Try to har Ek par Karo...!
(From: 0 - Surat) |
jo
ek baar tu haan karde, main char paanch aur patadoonge, tum ko
main pehli kahoon aur sab ko kahoon aaqri.
(From:omer quadri - K.B.Hyderabad) |
Woh
gori Hai uski zulf hai kaali,Woh Pari hai ya Pariyon ki rani....
Uski Har baat hai nirali,Par kya kare yaar woh Ladki kisi aur
ne pata li....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P) |
Ishara
to madad ka kar raha tha doobne wala.... Magar yara sahil ne usse
Salaam-e-Alwida samjha....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow U.P.) |
Haath
mein takat hai to Tajmahal ko hila kar dekh... Warna..Aa baith
ke do peg whiskey maar aur Tajmahal ko hilta hua dekh...
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.) |
Kabhi
honsla bhi aazma lena chahiye,Bure waqt mein muskara lena chahiye...
Jab 7 din mein bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye...
(From:Vivek Manchanda- Lucknow U.P.(India)) |
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|
Na
o inkar karti hai na o ikrar karti hai,kambakt mere hi sapno me
aake mere dost se pyr karti hai
(From:Rahul - Mumbai) |
I
l I lo I lov I love I love you... I love you the most. I love
you the best. I love you a lot.. Bcoz MENAKA GANDHI said
People should LOVE animals
(From:Afzal Ahmed - Gurgaon) |
ABHI
TOH APP SE MILNE KI AAS HAI MAGAR KYA KAREN WATCH MAN SALA ZOO
MEIN AANE NAHI DETHA.
(From:SAMREEN - hyderabad) |
PATTE
GIR SAKTE HAIN PED NAHI,SURAJ DOOB SAKTA HAIN ASMAAN NAHI,DHARTI
SOOKH SAKTHI HAI DARIYA NAHI,DUNIYA SUDHAR SAKTI HAI PAR AAP NAHI
(From:SAMREEN - HYDERABAD) |
Batoun
mein jiski rawani nahi hai, Usay kabhi Jillat uthani nahi hai,
Yeh chehray par jo tu dekhta hai, Woh powder hai nada Jawani nahi
hai.
(From: - Surat) |
apki
yaad mein yeh dil tadapta raha ,apki ek jhalak ko yeh dil machalta
raha, pheche mudkar dekha toh ALLOUT chalu tha..
(From:sufian - hyderabad) |
Bazu-o-mein
dum rakhta hoon, Dil mein gum rakhta hoon, pata tha aapka SMS
aayega, Is liye DISPRIN sang rakhta hoon
(From: - Surat) |
College
ki galion mein ajjeb khel hota hai, Class ke bahane dilo ka khel
hota hai, Nitis ki jagah luvmail hoat hai, Isliye to Pappu har
saal fail hota hai.....
(From:Huzefa Ezzy jalgaon) |
One
day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement
will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone
No.
(From:Rakesh Lalwani - Ulhasnagar)) |
Hum
Baar Baar Tere Dar pe Aayenge... Hum Baar Baar Tere Dar Pe AAyenge
... Ghanti Bajaynge aur Bhaag Jaayenge
(From:Manish - guwahati) |
Teri
yaad mein main raat bhar peeta rahaa....fefde phat kar bahar aagye...main
din bhar seeta rahaa
(From:ashish negi - Delhi) |
Humne
bhi pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi joshh ke sath ! Humne bhi
pyar kiya tha jindgi main, badi shhor ke sath ! Aab hum pyar karenge
badi soch ke sath ! Kyon ki usey kal shamko dekha kisi aur ke
sath !
(From:sagar - rajkot) |
Rokdo
mere janaze ko mujhme jaan aagaihai, piche mudke dekho saalo daruki
dukaan aagai hai
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon) |
Andheri sadak,
sunsan kabristan, sooni haveli, kala asmaan, rat hogai soja
shaitan..
(From:Irfan Shaikh - Jalgaon)
|
Dream
makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes
al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH
UR TEETH...!
(From:ihsan mobile num - ) |
A
Sardar learning english introduces his family at a party.
Hi I am a Sardar. This is my sardarni . He is my Kid and she is
my Kidney.
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana) |
Ladkiyon
ke college me strike thi,Ladke bhi unke saath the..Ladkiyon ne
naara lagaya...HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDHUR
SE BHARO....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Mein
Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha...... Mein Tumhare
Liye Doob Ke Marta...Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha !
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe) |
Khyaal
ko kisi ahat ki aas rehti hai,Nigaah ko kisi surat ki talaash
rehti hai...Tere bina koi kami to nahi ae dost,Bas galiwali Jamadarni
udas rehti hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow .) |
Pyar
Means- P-Phone Karna Y-Yaad Karna A-Azadi Khona R-Rote rehna ki
phone kab ayega..
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Chaand
ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai.To kya mujhe bhi gurur hai
ki mere paas bhi SMS padhnewala langoor hai...hi!hi!hi!....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Chaand
raaat ko sabhi dekhain, hilaal-e-eid ko Ik hamara hi naseeba hadiyan
turva gaay Hum the chaand ke nazaare main khoye hue Bus achanak
chand ka abba wahan pe aa gaya..............
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Aap
kya jano hum kitna yad karthe hei. maano ya na mano har pal fariyaad
karthe hei. roj kat likte hei cartoon network ko aap hi ko dikane
ki maang karte hei
(From:trishita - andhra pradesh) |
wafa
tumme hai, to bewafa hum bhi nahi haya tumme hai, to behaya hum
bhi nahi pyar ke aakhri mod par aakar kehte ho ki hum shaadi-shuda
hai, par jaate-jaate sunte jao ke kuware hum bhi nahin.............
(From:kimi - canada) |
Sardar
jee visit his chinese friend dying in hospital. the chinese friend
just saidchin yu yan and dies. Sardar jee went china to
fine the meaningof friends last words. U kanow wht it was?????
U R STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE
(From:sidra - ) |
Star
+ Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal
= Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
(From: - Surat) |
Durakht
ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Durakht
ke paymane pe chilman E husn ka furkat se sharmana... Ye line
samajh me aaye to mujhe zaroor batana
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
Gunghat
Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewanna Hua, Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua, Shamaa
Ka Parwana Hua, Masti Ka mastaana Hua, Jaise Hi Gunghat Uthaya
Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
Meri
yehi dua hai aap kay liye ki aap hamesha hanstay raho,Muskratay,Khilkhilatay
raho....Mujhe kya log tumhein Pagal kahen gay...
(From:Sundeep - Sindh) |
Dil
k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate
nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, ?? hum DETTOL k siva
kuch laagate nahi.
(From:Vishal Lindevkar - Pune) |
Recent
News Headlines : Softdrinks Contain Dangerous Pestcides. Insan
to newspaper padh sakte hain par janwaro ka kya hoga kyonki....
Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI PEETA HAI !
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
Suraj
se achha Tara koi nahi, Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo; Mere jaisa Pyaraa, aur Tere jaisa
Aawaraa aur koi nahi!!
(From:SACHIN Dawande - PUNE) |
Mistakes
are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key
to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created
Me....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
tuhaar
chehraa moti samaan .. tuhaar chehraa moti samaan... moti hamaar
kutte ka naam!!
(From:Ricky - Bangalroe) |
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A
magic-om gilli gilli chu mantar kali kalantar abra ka dabra..
Noticed any change in u? No! tantrik theek kehta tha.Bandar par
ye jadu nahin hota...?
(From:Sunny - Ambala,Harayana) |
mein
ne use chaha had se jyada usne mujhe bandha rakhi ka dhaga
(From:ashish - mp) |
If
ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost
everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge
and show u where to jump from....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
When
i fall i need ur hand 2 hold me, when i win i need ur hand 2 pat
me, when i lose i need ur hand 2 console me, In short.... YE HAATH
MUJHE DE DE, THAKUR!
(From:Rajan - Gurgaon) |
Winter
comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person
like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same
mistake again n again....
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
Aapki
smile ne sara jahan hila diya,Aapki smile na sara jahan hila diya...Coma
sa jage mariz ko dara ko phir se sula diya....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Kitne
haseen hai aap,khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo.... Aankhon
mein chashma lagana hi kafi nahi,Gale mein nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya
karo....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Tum
hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota Tum is baat pe itna
hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti, Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum
uss baat pe wo kahati shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!
(From:Vishal Lingdevkar - Pune) |
Count
many star on the screen.... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ....Are Mamu subah ho gayi..Aaaila
ab din mein bhi taare gin ne lage....Good Morning...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Bhagwan
ke naam pe 1 patni dede... Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede... Bhagwan
tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath Aparna
aur komolika free dega
(From:Huzefa Ezzy - Jalgaon)
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na rahe to wafa kaun karega,Dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.Khuda
salamat rakhe tumhe varna bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega....
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Baithe
tere khayalon mein,Kore kagaz pe likh dala tera naam...Tasvir
bhi utaar dali,Aur likha yeh paigam...Zinda ya Murda pakdnewale
ko 5000/- inaam...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Keep
in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14
15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all
teeth will be broken.
(From:Talha Siddiqui - ) |
Twinkle-Twinkle
lazy star Kitna soyega uthja yaar, up above the world so high,
sun has risen in the sky, uthke jaldi pee le _chai, then call
me up and say HI
(From:anand - pune) |
Our
Dosti is Like PHILIPS-Pyara Sa Bandhan & Relationshipis
like FEVICOL-Majboot Jod,& Our Love is Like BADA
Thums UP-Sala Khatam Hi Nahi Hota.... .....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
When
I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were
born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
3
tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror
and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror
& SMILE. . . .
(From:Imran Sultan - , ) |
Fill
in the blank...Im ur .....friend- a)-Cute b)-Sweet c)-Loving d)-Boy/Girl
e)-Best of all Reply is a must...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Mere
Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai.Dr NOKIA ne kaha hai ki bahut saare
SMS chadane padege So please donate much more SMS,Its in ICU...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Do
U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats
why boys go to college regularly....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) ) |
teri
mohabbat ki roshni se dil to kya ghar bhi bhar aata hai.... Sochta
hoo bijli katwa doo,kambhakt bill bahut aata hai....
(From:kuldeep kumayu - indore) |
If
any beautiful girl calls u BHAI ...!!!Then ..dont take tension..bcoz
full form of BHAI is BEST HUSBAND AMONG INDIANS...so just go ahead....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Manzil
ki taraf badhte chalo jo dil kahe vo rah chuno. Piche walo ko
age nahi jane do & jo age hai use b age niklo. Tabhi acche DRIVER
BANOGE.
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Jab
tum aaine ke pass aate ho,to aaina kehta hai,”Beautiful Beautiful.”jab
tum door jate ho to aaina kehta hai Aprilfool Aprilfool!!
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Who
said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I
dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
AGAR
APKO LAGTA HAI KI AP BEAUTIFUL HAI, SMART HAI, CHARMI HAI TO KUTTA
PALIYE…SAAP PALIYE..SHER PALIYE MAGAR GALATFAIMI MAT PALIYE.
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Take
a bowl...fill it with grapes,Put ur hand in it..Go in front of
the mirror... U know what ull find???Langur ke haath mein angoor...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
12
Sardar 12 Car mein,12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe 12vi gali mein 12ve
cinema hall mein kaunsi film dekhne gaye?Yeh waqt hamara hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Maine
Kaha Dil-Ruba- Usne kaha Paise Dikha. Maine Kaha-Paise Nahi Usne
kaha Aise Nahi Maine Kaha Mehangayi Hai.. Usne Kaha-Ja Tu mera
Bhai Hai....
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow) |
Macchar
ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha. Khujli hui itni... dil
be sukoon tha. Pakada to chod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki
ragon main apna hi khoon tha
(From:ashish )
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Rose,Lotus,Tulips,Sunflower
all flowers are nice and sweet but they have no comparison with
U bcoz Gobhi ke phool ki to baat hi alag hoti hai.....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Jaise
lohe ko loha kaatta hai,zehar ko zehar kaat ta hai, Heere ko keera
kaat ta hai,Waise hiee ek din tumko kutta katega....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
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Aapke
hi charche har gali mein hain,Har ladki ke dil mein aapke liye
pyar hai.Ye koi chamtkar nahi,Time hi aisa hai...kyonki kuch hi
dino me RAKHI ka tyohaar hai...
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow) |
Khuda
kare tujhe har jagah se satkar mile,Mujh se bhi acche yaar milen.
Rakhi ko teri girlfriend tujhe rakhi bandhe,Aur tujhe zindagi
bhar us se behan ka pyar mile...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Majnu
ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya. Woh
marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free
hone ke intezar mein.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Life
is difficult,Full of trials,Pain & Sorrow.But if U fall down,Just
stand up straight Be confident & ask...abbe dhakka kisne maara
be....
(From:Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow) |
If
ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating
fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)) |
Ek
aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho,Ek aap ho kii itrate bhi bahut ho.Dil
to karta hai ki aapko Dinner pe ley javein,Kambakht ek aap ho
ki khaate bhi bahut ho
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
A
begger came to me as:- Allah! ke naam pe kuch de de baba.I replied
:- Mere paas paise nahi nahi hai,Yeh msg padnewale ko le ja.Begger:-
Maine bheek maangi thi bhikhai nahi...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ) |
Mujh
mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata?So simple
Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem
u see...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
Yaad
hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they...Train ruki khidki khuli...Nazron
se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah ke naam pe kuch de de baba....
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
larste
huai haaton see usne meri kaliyon ko u chuwa !,mano uski har saas
keh rahi hoo bhai saahab time kya hua
(From:bhushan - nagpur) |
Last
night I dreamt that I was walking with GOD & I told him that I
have a friend Like U ...he smiled & said,Beta! Yeh sab Pichle
Janam Ke paap hain.
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow) |
woo
bhi kia din thye jab lagtey thye hasino kae gallye, ye baat tub
ki ha jab hum thye doo baras kae..
(From:Alijat - Rawalpindi) |
Khat
likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat sanajhna. Khat likh raha hoon
khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera
mat samajhna.
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Safar
lamba hai dost banate rahiye ,Dil mile na mile haath badate
rahiye.Taj na banaiye costly padega Har taraf Mumtaj banate
rahiye...
(From:Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
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har
khushi koe teri taraf moor doon.tery leye chand tarey tak toor
doon.khushiyun k darwazeytery ley khol doon..itna kafi hai ya
doe char or jhoot bole doon
(From:shumaila - khi))
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Muskurajat
tumhi se milit hai, dard ki rahat tumhi se milti hai, roothna
kabhi mat humse ye jaanam, humhe jene ki chahat tumhi se milti
hai
(From:Sonal - New Delhi)
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Sitaron
ke aage bhi koi jahan hoga, jo na dekha kabhi wo sama hoga,
uus jahan ke sare hasin nazaro ki kasam, aap sa kamina dost
dusra kanha hoga..
(From:Smruuti - Cuttack)
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Jab
jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi, jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad
ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahin raha jata,
CHATRI LAUTA DE BHAI...
(From:Jyoti - Chembur)
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Janaza
agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena,
Hath uthe agar dua k liye to Chehre se kafan hata dena,
Vajah puche maut ki to VAT ka tension bata dena :-)
(From: Shayar, Jalgaon)
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Ghunghat
nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka
tarana hua,Shamaa ka parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise
hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se ravaana hua...
(From: Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow)
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Jawani
ke din chamkile ho gaye
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE.
(From: kishan - jaipur)
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Darde
dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
Aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!
(From:Abdul Qadeer - Hyderabad)
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Industrian
sari mere yaar kha gaye
Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar kha gaye
Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye
(From:
Vivek Manchanda - Lucknow ))
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Jisko
dil diya woh Dilli chali gayi,
Jisko pyar kiya woh Paris chali gayi,
Dil ne kaha khudkhushi kar le,
Plug mein ungli daali to bijli chali gayi.
(From: Vivek Manchanda
- Lucknow))
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Khat
likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat sanajhna.
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se,
Siahi mat samajhna.
Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha
Mera mat samajhna.
(From: Bhushu - kalyan)
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Botal
chhupa do kafan mein, kabar mein piya karunga,jab mangega hisab
khuda to peg bana ke diya karunga
(From: Bhushu - Kalyan)
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tusi
bade hi great ho mantri ka hat ho ,kirno ki tarah bright ho
,rasgule ki plate ho jo bhi ho mere favourite ho
(From: vikash sureka - cuttack)
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Ek
ladki thi dewani si. Mob lekar chalti thi, nazre jhukake, mob
mein kuch |
